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Hi Guys! I noticed that there was not a whole lot of information on Taiwan on the WSG so here's my contribution.

It involves my first time experience with the HOT TEA BLOW JOB. I'll explain what that is later in this account. First of all some personal notes. I'm a thirty-something engineer working for a supplier to the electronics industry. My position has allowed me to travel to many points across the globe (at the company's expense of course) and has allowed me to sample pussy from a plethora of countries. Recently I was in Taiwan. Although I found that it is no longer the sex Mecca it may have been during the sixties and seventies, especially for US Navy personnel, it still offers something interesting for the casual pussy browser. Incidentally, for those of you who are geo-politically challenged, Taiwan is an island off the coast of China that severed ties with the communist mainland in the late 1940's. The society is mainly Mandarin Chinese, is democratic, is a hugely successful manufacturer and exporter of consumer goods, and has many legally licensed brothels across the country! I stayed in Chung Li which is a satellite city of Taipei (the capital)

and is a 40 minute drive by hotel shuttle from Chiang Kai Shek Airport in Taipei. The hotel I stayed in was the main hotel in Chung Li, The China Trust. The hotel is fairly upscale but is directly facing a large whore house! Or is it a barber shop? Let me explain. The first thing you may notice in the capital city Taipei as well as the smaller cities surrounding it are the over abundance of barber shops. Now either the entire population is on hair steroids or there is something else going on. It doesn't take long to figure out. Legitimate barber shops have see through windows and one can see perfectly legal hair cutting going on. Whore houses (with those barber shop striped cylindrical signs) have frosted or painted over windows so that you can't see the goings on (even though these activities are as legal as hair cutting in Taiwan).

Armed with my barber shop knowledge, I decided to check out the large establishment opposite my hotel on my first night in Taiwan. Upon entering I was not surprised at the lack of hair cutting equipment and hair styling professionals. I was surprised, however at the lack of professional semen extractors. I have been in many a whore house in my time and one common trade mark is that the merchandise is always on display. All I saw here was a small bar with a sleepy looking (male) bartender and some young, horny Chinese males lounging about. After conversing with the bartender in a combination of pigeon English, hand gestures and crude pictograms, I came to understand that all the pussy is housed in rooms on the second floor. When I asked to preview some of the meat I was politely refused. When I bargained for an hourly price for the unseen goods the best I was offered was the equivalent of $200 USD per hour. At that point I politely left with my stiff dart still unsatisfied behind my trouser zipper.

What about the HOT TEA BLOW JOB you ask? Don't worry it's literally around the corner. After leaving the first whore house I walked down the main street about 1 block east of the China Trust and took a right down a small alley way. There were three more whore houses/barber shops on this street. I walked into the first one and was met with a similar scene to the one I just left. However the price I negotiated was better, $120 USD and after some prodding the bartender called down one of the 'girls' for me to preview. I put the word 'girls' in quotes because what I saw was not so much a girl but a middle-aged woman. I would place her age at 35-40. She looked like she may have been a whore all her life. The sexual mileage showed in her facial expression as well as her slightly droopy tits that may have been sucked one time too often. At once I found the sight to be a turn off while simultaneously being titillated at her sleazy 'been there, done that' demeanor. Remember the male trouser snake has a log

I reluctantly agreed to go upstairs with her. To my pleasant surprise the bartender insisted that I pay AFTER the act! For those of you who have been in other parts of Asia or even America you know how unusual that is. In most countries you are aggressively hustled to fork over the cash immediately and usually the service you get afterwards is much less than you had agreed upon. So I thought that this was a nice touch. The overworked whore (let's call her Wham Bam) led me upstairs to the second floor. We passed several simple bedrooms and whirlpool rooms all bathed in the requisite dim red light. She led me to one small room which had what looked like a reclined dentist's chair, without arm rests and covered with a blanket, in the middle of the room. She silently motioned for me take off my clothes and I complied. When I got down to my underwear, she pulled down my briefs and out popped my beloved trouser snake, all pumped up and ready to go. Wham Bam then silently motioned for me to lie down on the reclined chair. Again I complied. I wondered why she didn't speak. Maybe all the jizz she swallowed in her career made her more used to swallowing than talking.

As I settled onto my back in the recliner, Wham Bam left the room and I was left alone with my thoughts for about ten minutes. Of course all my thoughts were trouser snake's thoughts: Sex.

Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. At the ten minute mark someone turned on an overhead intercom and the room was filled with the musical sounds of 'Here Comes the Bride!' What kind of a wacko DJ would play such a song in a whore house? I then decided that the DJ was not just wacko he had to be completely insane because the song was overlayed with sound effects of police sirens and gun fire! What the fuck? Was this supposed to relax me or turn me on? All it was doing was annoying me. Fortunately Wham Bam returned and trouser snake was wide awake once again. She put a tray of tea on the small table beside me but then quickly left the room once again. Damn! I was horny and did not appreciate these delays. Since I was also a bit dehydrated I decided to drink the hot tea. Little did I know at the time, but I almost drank away my encounter with the legendary HOT TEA BLOWJOB. Yes I will describe this encounter as promised. Just be patient!

Wham Bam finally returns five minutes later with some wet towels and proceeds to wash my anus (not that it needed washing. I am very proud of my exceptionally clean asshole). The washing was not unpleasant and I was then a bit surprised at what came next (although since she just washed it I should have figured it out). She puts her head between my legs, drapes the underside of my knees onto her shoulders and proceeds to give my asshole a good licking without a tongue condom or protection of any kind! Now I don't know about you guys but I am at least a bit concerned about AIDS and other STDs and so I was somewhat uneasy with this turn of events. For a moment I felt like swatting her head away like a big mosquito with my open palm. Stupid bitch! How dare you lick my asshole without warning me. But then, trouser snake, with his twisted logic took over. In fact he was throbbing and engorged so I decided to lie there, take my chances and enjoy the wet anal tickling. When Wham Bam saw that I was sufficie

If you didn't want me to drink the tea why did you put it there? No sooner did I think these thoughts that Wham Bam gets up, grabs the tea tray and leaves the room. Great. More delays.

A few minutes pass before Wham Bam returns with more tea. This time she puts the tray on the floor, out of my reach. Once again she performs analingus on me. Once again my trouser snake rises from the ashes of his sleep. Then out of the blue Wham Bam takes the tea cup and fills her mouth with hot tea. Yes all you horny Internet masturbators: this is the moment! This is the legendary HOT TEA BLOW JOB! So unzip. Pull out your own trouser snakes and start wacking off (if that's the sort of thing you use the net for - filthy pevert!).

With the hot tea in her mouth, Wham Bam starts to suck my snake and man does he love it! The tea is not hot enough to burn or feel uncomfortable. It seems to reach a perfect temperature in her mouth that simulates the feel of the juiciest, wettest, warmest pussy that he ever slithered his way into! When the tea started to get to cold, she spat it out (onto the floor the sleazy whore!) and filled her mouth with fresh hot tea. I'm telling you man, I've had at least 120 blow jobs in my life and this one ranked number one. It didn't take me long to cum with her technique. Before I knew it my beloved trouser snake trembled and shuddered and then went off like the fourth of July, spewing his precious jizz into Wham Bam's mouth. In one remarkable feat of oral acrobatics, Wham Bam swallows the tea but manages to hold the jizz in her mouth! When my snake gives up all his life giving juice, she expertly spits it all out in one giant glob (onto the floor the sleazy fucking whore!). I'd hate to be the janitor i

Although my hour is only half complete, Wham Bam proceeds to dress me up in my underwear indicating that she is finished. Normally I would protest at such a short cutting of the paid for time. But I was completely satisfied. Wham Bam had gone beyond the call of normal whore duty and had gone the distance with ass licking and hot tea. I even started to look at her differently. She was no longer some sleazy overworked whore. She was a Semen Extracting Professional, a SEP of the highest order doing her part for horny males in her part of the world. I said 'thank you mam' to Wham Bam in English and she smiled and grunted, yes she actually grunted which I thought was appropriate given the situation. So that was my experience in Taiwan.

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