E R N I E ' S   H O U S E   O F   W H O O P A S S

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

why hide the marketing anymore? not content with doritos tacos, taco bell introducing the CHEETOS BURRITO

kiss kiss bang bang:

your weekend boob dump: one - two - three - four - five - six - seven - eight - nine - ten - eleven - twelve - thirteen

At Least You have Your Health, Right?

When I see videos like this, I don't marvel at whatever act the individual is performing. I marvel at how fluidly their ankle works and wonder how much they take it for granted. True story, bro.

A Galilean thermometer is a thermometer made of a sealed glass cylinder containing a clear liquid and several glass vessels of varying densities. As the temperature changes, the individual floats rise or fall in proportion to their respective density. It is named after Galileo Galilei because he discovered the principle on which this thermometer is based -- that the density of a liquid changes in proportion to its temperature -- and he also invented a thermoscope based on this principle. The bulbs and weights are sized so as not to jam with each other, either by being at least half the size of the tube diameter to retain their stacking order or, much less than the tube diameter to freely pass each other in the tubes.

Author is a Czech brand of bicycles, bike accessories and sporting goods. The brand was founded in 1993. Author manufactures bicycles in the following categories road bikes, mountain bikes (cross-country, enduro, full suspension), cross-country bicycles, touring, freestyle (MTB, BMX), junior and women's (mountain bikes, cross-country). Author bicycles supports the racing teams Author Author Gang - 4cross/BMX (Michal Prokop, Luke Tammy), triathlon team Author Tufo Zlin (Peter Vabroušek) PSK Whirlpool - Author (Peter Ben?ík) and Alpine Pro - Author Team (Vaclav Jezek).

Hard to believe it's been an entire 8 months since the MMA world has seen the previously undefeated Bantamweight champion Ronda Rousey step into the octagon after being knocked senseless by Holly Holm at UFC 193 in November. Fast forward to July and Lingerie Fighting Championships sees an opportunity to sign the UFC star to help boost their league. The CEO of Lingerie Fighting Championships Shaun Donnelly sent out a press release on Wednesday in hopes of signing Ronda Rousey if she retires from the UFC.

So I have looked through this entire gallery of yoga poses and still can't figure out what this chick is up to. Any ideas?

And heading into the weekend, we're still looking for this statue commemorating 1914 and this small Pagota bottle.

The 9×19mm Parabellum cartridge was designed by Georg Luger and introduced in 1902 by the German weapons manufacturer Deutsche Waffen- und Munitionsfabriken (DWM) for their Luger semi-automatic pistol. According to the 2006 edition of Cartridges of the World, the 9×19mm Parabellum is "the world's most popular and widely used military handgun cartridge." In addition to being used by over 60% of police in the US, Newsweek credits 9×19mm Parabellum pistol sales with making semiautomatic pistols more popular than revolvers. The popularity of the 9mm cartridge can be attributed to the widely held conviction that it is effective in police and self-defense use. Its low cost -- it's one of the least expensive defensive caliber rounds you can buy -- and wide availability contribute to the caliber's continuing popularity.

Today's FRIDAY FLICK is on the lighter side. “In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be the actual El Guapo!”

myfreecams.com is the coolest webcam site on the web. definitely NSFW.

Well I Am About Sick Of This Knee Scooter Shit Already.

Sure, anyone can spot the Crest Pro Health Complete mouthwash, the Neutrogena Oil-free Acne Wash, and perhaps even the bottle of Neutrogena Oil-free Moisturiser. But who can tell me about the Pagota?

Depending on where you live table wine can mean a lot of different things. Here in the United States it's a wine made from grapes with a maximum alcohol by volume content of 14%. Other than that there's not much that determines what is or isn't a table wine and it's somewhat left up to the vineyard or winery to determine whether or not they want to label their wine as a table wine.

CZ-USA is the US-based subsidiary of Ceska zbrojovka Uhersky Brod, a Czech firearms manufacturer. CZ-USA, based in Kansas City, Kansas, is responsible for the importation and distribution of CZ products in the United States. CZ-USA also owns Dan Wesson Firearms based in Norwich, New York, maker of a variety of pistols, including semi-automatics and revolvers since 1968. Many CZ products sold by CZ-USA are imports from the ?eská zbrojovka Uherský Brod factory, but there are several uniquely American CZ-USA products. Right now they've got great deals going on used handguns and brand new pump action shotguns.

Impossible Foods is a company that specializes in vegetarian, lab-created foodstuffs that taste impossibly similar to the real carnivorous meats they seek to imitate – think of them as the John Carpenter's The Thing of the vegetarian food industry. And their latest masterpiece, dubbed the Impossible Burger, is set to make its debut at New York restaurant Momofuku Nishi.

Draw the eyes of prospective customers and let regulars know when they can come in with this Cosco LED Illuminated sign which contains high intensity, energy efficient Red and Blue LED lights along with a motion setting.

Revisiting the federal No-Fly list, which at last count contained over one million names and include such devious masterminds as peope who have posted a controversial tweet, having a similar name to someone on the no-fly list, or simple clerical error. How does one get off the No-Fly list? Easy, it's next to impossible... so much so that even the fucking ACLU has filed a lawsuit against the feds to have it overturned. So when the New York Daily News continues to post such immflammatory headlines as, "Over 2,000 suspects on terror watch list have legally bought firearms in the US because gun nuts are blocking law that would end the madness." what they're really saying is, "2,000 law abiding American citizens have exercised their Consitutional right to keep and bear arms, only we're going to stoke the flame of fear because we're just trying to sell newspapers."

Oh, and I'm craving to bite into a big round doughnut. Where am I headed to?

The Three Week Checkup For My Erector Set Leg Is Today.

Crime Stoppers of Nevada is a citizen, media and law enforcement co-operative program created to involve the public in the fight against crime. They provide citizens with a vehicle to anonymously supply Law Enforcement with information about a Felony Crime or Wanted Person. Crime Stoppers offers cash rewards to eligible tipsters for information that leads to a Felony Arrest, Felony Arrest Warrant or Felony Indictment. Tipsters do not need to wait for a conviction to be eligible for a reward. To check tip status, call 702-385-5555 Wednesday or Thursday between 9 AM - 2 PM PST. You MUST have your tip number when calling, no information will be provided without your tip number.

Braheim Fowler thought his dad forgot about his 12th birthday, but little did he know his father, was planning a big surprise that would bring the young man to tears. Devon Fowler recorded the entire interaction with his son and posted the video on Facebook. The video begins with Devon pretending he forgot his son's birthday while they are on the way to Braheim's Little League game.

Willow Tree is a line of figurine sculptures created by artist Susan Lordi in January 2000. The Willow Tree line specializes in rustic faceless people and angels intended to represent feelings or life events. The figurines are made from hand-painted resin which is cast from Lordi's hand-carved clay sculptures. Creator Susan Lordi partnered with the company Demdaco to produce, market and distribute Willow Tree figurines, which are now available nationwide in independent Gift shops and Hallmark stores and is often a top seller. In 2011 Lordi filed a lawsuit against CVS for selling figurines that she alleges are knockoffs of her designs. According to the lawsuit, CVS launched a line of faceless angels with wire-loop wings, which is a trademark of Lordi's designs. In her lawsuit, she reported her monthly sales as $4.6 million dollars.

Welcome to St Augustine, Florida, founded in 1565? C'mon don't make me laugh, rookie. If you've got the salt, you'll show me exactly where this was founded in 1914.

If you believe in God, you may want to thank Him for Nintendo‘s NES Classic Edition, because it appears to have catalyzed a trend of micro-retro-consoles that could bring joy to the hearts of millions. Sega is now getting into the action with not just one but two miniature Sega Mega Drive (aka the Sega Genesis) consoles, and they appear to be an improvement on the NES Classic Edition model in several key areas. For one, both the handheld and the micro-console Sega Mega Drive come pre-loaded with 80 games -- here's the full list -- and the micro-console is compatible with old Sega Genesis cartridges and controllers.

Oh, and you Trivial Pursuit fanatics.... can you tell me what genus this board is from?

There Were As Many Calls To Mind The Constitution As There Were American Flags.

JVC's VHS configuration debuted in 1977, sparking the VHS/Betamax configuration war. VHS trumped Betamax, which debuted in 1975, thanks in large part to its embracing of the X-Rated market; Sony banned the adult industry from releasing movies on its configuration, leading many consumers -- who didn't want to purchase two different devices -- to choose VHS. A decade later, in 1987, VHS controlled 90% of the $5.25 billion VCR market. Be warned, vintage videophiles: Japan's Funai Electric, a company that claims to be the last manufacturer of videocassette recorders, will manufacture its last VHS player this month.

Dum Dum Donutterie is a specialty donut shop that's making a splash at the London's Just Eat Food Festival with the Luxury Zebra Cro. This is not just any donut, tho. At a cost of $2,000 each, the Luxury Zebra Cro is the most expensive donut on the planet.

According to General Mills, Bisquick was invented in 1930 after one of their top sales executives met an innovative train dining car chef on a business trip. After the sales executive complimented the chef on his deliciously fresh biscuits, the dining car chef shared that he used a pre-mixed biscuit batter he created consisting of lard, flour, baking powder and salt. The chef then stored his pre-mixed biscuit batter on ice in his kitchen ahead of time, enabling him to bake fresh biscuits quickly on the train every day. As soon as the sales executive returned from that business trip, he stole the chef's idea and created Bisquick. The recipe was adapted using hydrogenated oil, thus eliminating the need for refrigeration and introduced on grocers' shelves in 1931.

It's supposed to hit 110 degrees in Las vegas today, same as yesterday. Any idea how long of a bicycle ride this photographer endured in that heat, in order to take this photo?

Most homeowners are already sold on the benefits of a shotgun as a home defense weapon. Bust like most things, there's more lore than truth when it comes to shotguns as home defense weapons. None of this is to suggest shotguns don't make good defense weapons, because they do in many cases. For the purist, I'd recommend you stick with classics: either this Remington 870 Express featuring hardwood furniture for $348, or this Mossberg 500 with both long and short barrels for $335 -- BOTH include free shipping.

So listen. Maybe instead of a shotgun for someone, I need to get someone a nice bottle of scotch as a gift. Any idea what I'm looking for at the liquor store? Thanks in advance.

Congratulations Because Whether You Know It Or Not, You Are Now Part Of The Political Revolution. - Bernie Sanders.

Whether you consider Donald Trump to be the savior of the GOP or just some batshit crazy guy bent on world destruction, one thing is not in dispute: he was the candidate chosen by the Republican voters. Sure, there was certainly a movement within the GOP establishment to oust him, but in the end, the voters word was final and Trump's name is on the ticket. Hillary Clinton on the other hand, is only the Democratic candidate because of the corruption and cronyism running rampant within the DNC. Everyone's suspicions of rigged elections and political sabotage were confirmed with the 23,000 email flood from Wikileaks. And the woman who orchestrated it all -- and subsequently deemed too corrupt to hold a position in the DNC -- was welcomed by the Clinton campaign with open arms and now plays an integral part in her master's quest for the Oval Office. If Bernie fans really feeel themselves to be part of a political revolution, this my friends, is where the rubber meets the road. Tonight's DNC convention, and the coming weeks ahead, should be nothing but a sea of pitchforks and torches striving to take your party back. Because if it isn't -- or if you intend on rewarding Hillary's behavior by throwing the switch for her come November -- then you're no less corrupt than she is.

So a FB friend posted this pic from her trip to Philadelphia, and that has spawned off this next Google Maps challenge. So while this this aerial view of the Philadelphia Naval Yard was taken prir to the JFK's arrival, several other identifiable ships are there. For example the USS Shreveport all but jumps out at you. And a quick Google search tells me that CG-47 is the USS Ticonderoga. And with a little 3D sight seeing we can spot tucked away in the corner are several FFG's: 29 (USS Stephen W. Groves), 28 (USS Boone), 32 (USS John L. Hall), 45 (USS De Wert), 52 (USS Carr ), 42 (USS Klakring), and 49 (USS Robert G. Bradley). So your quest is SEE WHAT OTHER SHIPS YOU CAN IDENTIFY.

Remember when four officers who walked off their jobs providing security at a WNBA game after some players wore “Black Lives Matter” shirts calling for change after recent police shootings? Turn out each player is now facing a $5,000 fine for their trouble.

San Pellegrino is an Italian brand of mineral water and assorted real-fruit sodas made in the Province of Bergamo, Lombardy, Italy. Outside of Italy, San Pellegrino is marketed as somewhat of a luxury. Owned by Nestlé since 1997, San Pellegrino is exported to most countries in Europe, the Americas, Australasia and the Middle East, as well as Japan, Taiwan and Hong Kong. San Pellegrino mineral wateroriginates from a layer of rock 400 metres below the surface, where it is mineralized from contact with limestone and volcanic rocks. The springs are located at the foot of a dolomite mountain wall which favors the formation and replenishment of a mineral water basin.

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

here is margo robbie DRESSED as harley quinn. here is margo robbie UNDRESSED as harley quinn.

your weekend boob dump: one - two - three - four - five - six - seven - eight - nine - ten - eleven - twelve - thirteen

Is It Me, Or Are Fridays Getting Further And Further Apart?

Getting caught in an awkward situation where you have to make a decision between raising your hand for assistance and serving yourself is a universal experience we all face at some point in time. Such encounters are especially prominent overseas, so picking up the universal language of knife and fork would be handy in getting your requests across. There is an etiquette of placing knife and fork on a plate while resting or after finishing. For example crossing your knife and fork at 90 degree angles means you are ready for a second plate, while placing them diagonally means you are only pausing. If you are finished with your meal, place your fork and knife parallel to each other, facing away from you. Likewise, place your fork and knife horizontally across your plate to pay the chef and the wait staff a compliment.

If you're a Narcos fan like me, the second season of the Netflix original series will be available for your unhealthy binge-viewing in less than two months, but in the meantime viewers looking to get their fix will have to be content with this trailer that's recently been released to the internet.

July is National Hot Dog Month, and according to the National Sausage and Hot Dog Council , Americans will be consuming the infamous little red tubes of "meat" in record numbers this summer. And there is no doubt about it, Americans love their hot dogs. The Council estimates that over seven billion hot dogs will be eaten by Americans between Memorial Day and Labor Day. During the July 4th weekend alone -- the biggest hot-dog holiday of the year -- 155 million will be downed. In fact, the average American will eat an average of 60 hot dogs each year. They are clearly one of the country's most loved, but most misunderstood, comfort foods.

Old and busted: Turn down for what. The new hotness: Turn the wheels of what? No seriously, of what. Find me that poster. Oh and the dude driving that boat got the hammer.

The .38 Long Colt is a black powder cartridge introduced by Colt's Manufacturing Company in 1875, and was adopted as a standard military pistol cartridge by the United States Army in 1892 for the Colt New Army M1892 Revolver. The cartridge's relatively poor ballistics were highlighted during the Philippine–American War of 1899–1902, when reports from U.S. Army officers were received regarding the .38 bullet's inability to stop charges of frenzied Moro Juramentados, even at extremely close ranges. A typical instance occurred in 1905 and was later recounted by Col. Louis A. LaGarde: "Antonio Caspi, a prisoner on the island who attempted escape on Oct. 26, 1905, was shot four times at close range in a hand-to-hand encounter by a .38 Colt's revolver loaded with U.S. Army regulation ammunition. He was finally stunned by a blow on the forehead from the butt end of a Springfield carbine." Hence began the long and storied history of the US Army's next standard pistol cartridge, the venerable .45 ACP, courtesy of one John Browning. And yes, the .45 ACP is still alive and kicking with great enthusiasm. I know because I just ordered 2,000 rounds at an unheard of $0.27 per round.

Oh, and to keep you busy over the weekend, find me this intersection with a four way stop.

Today's FRIDAY FLICK: Assembly is a 2007 Chinese war film written by Liu Heng and directed by Feng Xiaogang. The film, which follows a soldier who fights to gain recognition for comrades who died during the Chinese Civil War and carries an anti-war theme, was first released on 20 December 2007. It won the 2008 Hundred Flowers Awards and the 2009 Golden Rooster Awards for Best Film. It's two hours long and you'll have to hit the CC button to turn on English subtitles. But Assembly is, and I shit you not, one of the best war movies I've ever seen. Seriously, if you can find the time, treat yo self.

And My Air Conditioner Shit The Bed Last Night.

Great for travel, lightweight strollers -- sometimes referred to as "umbrella strollers" because of their small folded shape -- are light and more compact, usually weighing between 8-17 lbs. But they cut some corners compared to standard size. For starters, they don't offer car-seat adapters, and thus can't be used until baby is at least 6 months old. They also use smaller wheels, and this makes them less maneuverable, and very difficult to push on rough surfaces.

Let's be honest. An extremely attractive athlete playing in a sport you wouldn't normally watch, makes you tune in just to see said athlete. Nothing wrong with that, it's your natural instinct. The Dominican Republic's Olympic volleyball player, Winifer Fernandez, is just such a player and the latest internet sensation taking social media by storm.

Okay first we need this tattoo translated. And I've already reversed the mirror image, so it should be correctly displayed.

Next I want you to find this AM/PM convenience store. And I can almost, almost, almost make out the street name.... something avenue?

Crimes committed with all rifles are exeedingly rare in Massachusetts. In 2014, the lastest year we have records for in the FBI Uniform Crime Report, no murders with rifles of any kind were recorded in Massachusetts. So despite this fact, and without any form of action on behalf of the legislature, there are no longer any Massachusetts compliant rifles in the Bay State with just the flick of a pen. Quite simply put, this is (a) why I moved out of Massachusetts and (b) why I'll never register any of my firearms.

And finally, sure everyone loves to eat tacos, but can you show me where she eat her tacos?

Old And Busted: Hump Day. The New Hotness: Crutch And Roll Day.

The Split Leafed Philodendron is known for its tropical oversized leaves with what appears to be cuts within them. It is also known as the Swiss cheese plant. The one thing to watch with this house plant is that due to its oversized foliage and the ability to grow in large proportions, you may need to stake the stems. The Split Leaf Philodendron prefers medium lighting, so it is best to keep this plant located within 5 to 8 feet of a window. However, be careful when choosing the location for this house plant because once you have placed it somewhere it does not like to be moved. Also, if the light level is to low, the Split Leafed Philodendron leaves will not develop their unique perforations.

If you as much a zombiephile as I am, you have probably watched What Mornings Feel Like Before Coffee. This of course got me curious, so I did some digging aroung and the zombie chick's name is Suellen Santos. Is she hot? Well, let's take a closer look, shall we?

Along a similar vein, and in case you missed it yesterday, Steve-O has been up to his usual dumb shit, only his latest clip might raise the bar for trick shot videos everywhere. It's called Titty Trick Shots, and it's pretty much what it sounds like. The girl in the video is named Laura Lux, an Australian glamour model and disc jockey. Expect/hope for a million copycats in the coming weeks. Also in Jackass alumni news, here comes anew flick called Skiptrace, a variation on the Rush Hour formula starring Jackie Chan with Johnny Knoxville stepping in for Chris Tucker.

And wait, what the hell is this poster for?

The .380 ACP is a rimless, straight-walled pistol cartridge developed by firearms designer John Moses Browning. It was introduced in 1908 by Colt, for use in its new Colt Model 1908 pocket hammerless semi-automatic, and has been a popular self-defense cartridge ever since, seeing wide use in numerous small handgun designs. According to gun author Massad Ayoob, "Some experts will say it's barely adequate, and others will say it's barely inadequate." Even so, the .380 ACP remains a popular self-defense cartridge for shooters who want a lightweight pistol with manageable recoil and smaller pistol. And right now, .380 ACP is almost as economical as 9mm cartridges.

Sometimes I get homesick when traveling abroad and just find myself jonesing for some good old fashioned comfort food. So where would be a good place for me to grab a burger, presuming I dodn't want to support the Seminole Tribe of Florida?

Before touching the contact lens or the eye, it is important to wash hands thoroughly with soap and rinse well. Soaps containing moisturizers or allergens should be avoided as these can cause eye irritation. Towels, unless freshly laundered on high temperature wash, are frequently contaminated with large quantities of bacteria and, as such, should be avoided when handling lenses. Dust, lint and other debris may collect on the outside of contact lenss. Again, hand contact with this material, prior to handling contact lenss, may transfer it to the lenses themselves. Rinsing the case under a source of clean running water, prior to opening it, can help alleviate this problem.

I Guess Some Men Were Right To Begin With.

Just within the last three days we've experienced: three police officers killed in Louisiana, a guy took an axe -- a fucking AXE! -- to attack people in Germany, 26 people burned to death in a bus crash in China, an eight year old kid shoots and kills himself, we're receiving our first images of Jupiter via the Juno probe, a prisoner and corrections officer kill each other in Pennsylvania, China hacked our FDIC, for the first time the Zika virus jumped from one person to another without sexual contact, and a woman used the same words during a speech that another woman used eight years ago. I don't have to tell you which of these news stories is currently dominating the headlines, but I do have to ask, what does that say about our moral barometer?

Old and busted: Kickboxer. No seriously, that shit was 27 years ago. The new hotness: Kickboxer: Vengeance, where Jean Claude takes on the role of Mr Miyagi.

"All That is Gold Does Not Glitter" is a poem written by J. R. R. Tolkien for his fantasy novel The Lord of the Rings. It alludes to an integral part of the plot, and describes Aragorn, son of Arathorn. The poem reads: All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

As safety on the range and in the field is most important, Impact Sport keeps wearers both protected from hazardous noise and connected to their environment. Impact Sport employs built-in directional microphones that amplify range commands and other ambient sounds to a safe 82 dB, providing more natural listening and enhances communication. For protection, Impact Sport Sound Management/Amplification Electronic Earmuffs actively listen and automatically shuts off amplification when ambient sound reaches 82 dB, effectively blocking out hazardous noise. Don't forget to get an even lower price - use coupon "SHOP15" for 15% off on your first order.

Last Saturday night during UFC 200 at the T-Mobile Arena on the Las Vegas Strip, Brock Lesnar defeated Mark Hunt and walked away with the biggest purse in UFC history, $2.5 million. Everything seemed to be fine until Friday when it was announced that Brock Lesnar was flagged for a potential doping violation by the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency. Mark Hunt's response? "FUCK YOU, PAY ME."

Today's photo challenges are going to test two two fold. First you have to find where to rent this sailboat. Then plot me a course so thatr I can disembark at this gangplank, and enjoy a beer with my ladyfriends.

The Toyota Prius is a full series-parallel hybrid electric mid-size car developed and manufactured by the Toyota Motor Corporation. The second generation Prius had been completely redesigned as a midsize hatchback. In late 2005, Toyota introduced some minor cosmetic changes for the XW20Prius such as a slightly updated front-end, revised instruments, and repositioned rear seats.[21] Other changes comprised a higher-resolution liquid crystal display, as well as new optional features such as a backup camera, advanced air bags and an upgraded audio system with an auxiliary input. Toyota also changes from the black out upper tail-lamps used in the 2003-2005 models, to the clear upper tail-lamps used from the 2006 until the 2010 redesign.

Anyone Else Hoping For A Nice Extinction Level Event In 2016?

The Audi symbol is four ceiling rings that reflect the four manufacturers of Auto Union. The initial ring from at the left side represents Audi, the next represents DKW, the third is Horch, then the fourth ring is Wanderer. As sush, the four rings depicted on the Audi emblem are remindful of the four oldest car makers in Germany that immersed together to found the company in 1932.

A water slide is a type of slide designed for warm-weather or indoor recreational use at water parks. Water slides differ in their riding method and therefore size. Some slides require riders to sit directly on the slide, or on a raft or tube designed to be used with the slide. A typical water slide uses a pump system to pump water to the top which is then allowed to freely flow down its surface. The water reduces friction so sliders travel down the slide very quickly. Water slides usually run into a swimming pool where a lifeguard is usually stationed at the top and the bottom of the slide, so that if a rider gets hurt they will be treated immediately.

On Saturday, when Bellator's Michael Paige knocked out Evangelista Santos with a flying knee to the head, the attention on social media was focused on Paige's Pokemon celebration, and not Santos on the ground writhing in pain for pretty obvious reasons. NSFL.

Oh, and I'm due to do some grocery shopping, so I'd appreciate it if you could find me the address of this Whole Foods supermarket.

Genesee Brewing Company is an American brewery located along the Genesee River in Rochester, New York. In 1878 Genesee Brewing Company moved up into Rochester. From 2000 to 2009 the company was known as the High Falls Brewing Company. In 2009 High Falls was acquired by the capital investment firm KPS Capital. Together with also newly acquired Labatt USA, KPS merged the two companies as North American Breweries. Along with this change, High Falls Brewery changed its name back to the original "Genesee Brewing Company" operating under the North American Breweries name. According to 2012 figures, North American Breweries was the sixth-largest brewing company in America by sales volume.

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

your weekend boob dump: one - two - three - four - five - six - seven - eight - nine - ten - eleven - twelve - thirteen

At Some Point We're Going To Have To Swallow This Jagged Little Pill.

In New York, terrorism used an airplane. In Boston, terrorism used a bomb. In Orlando, terrorism used a gun. In nice, terrorism used a truck. The problem isn't the choice of weapon, it's the ideology. This time helpless and unarmed Frenchmen and women were crushed, gunned-down, and mutilated by yet another armed, suicidal terrorist. Sure he was ultimately killed by police, but only after he murdered in excess of 84 innocent lives, plus another hundred or so more injured. So yes, as pro-gun people have been saying all along, this is what happens when you ban guns; bad guys will just move on to the next weapon du jour, the only difference being, the population is unable to defend itself.

What do a remote control car, a vice, and a fire extinguisher have in common? This piercing shop, of course.

Rock shoes are the interface between you and the rock, and the wrong type of shoe or fit can hold you back. When choosing rock shoes, there are three primary considerations: Choose between neutral, moderate and aggressive shoes depending on what kind of climbing you intend to do; Features like laces, straps, linings and rubber affect the performance of a shoe; and for the best performance, climbing shoes should fit snug but not painfully. Getting the right fitting rock shoes will help you climb harder and longer.

The guys at Braille Skateboarding are breaking glass of their own for the thirteenth episode of their web series You Make It We Skate It. I guess that counts as a spoiler, but you really should have known what would happen if you tried to use a glass skateboard anyway.

Who or what is today's FRIDAY FLICK about? Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

Shop smart, shop S-Mart: Pick up a $100 Cabelas gift card for $85 -- hell grab two if you have two Ebay accounts -- then use this link to see what coupons Cabelas is offering and get $100 worth of stuff shipped to your door for $85.

During the Fox pre-game show prior to the 87th MLB All-Star Game on Tuesday, disgraced hit king-turned-studio analyst Pete Rose was asked what he thought about David Ortiz‘s chances of getting into the Hall of Fame. Rose's take? “Borderline. Because of how many hits he has. But if he plays a couple more years, he's a cinch.” What do Boston fans think? To put it mildly, they lose their shit.

Does anyone know of any purse companies that use a pineapple for a logo?

Airstream is a brand of luxury camper which are easily recognized by the distinctive shape of their rounded polished aluminum coachwork. The design cut down on wind resistance and thus improved fuel efficiency. It was the first of the now familiar sausage-shaped, silver aluminum Airstream trailers. This body shape dates back to the 1930s and is based on designs created by Hawley Bowlus, who had earlier overseen construction of Charles Lindbergh's aircraft, the Spirit of St. Louis.

Now My Leg - Specifically My Achilles Tendon - Are Actually Starting To Hurt In My Dreams.

It was just one month ago when stuntwoman Jessie Graff rocked the American Ninja Warrior's Los Angeles Qualifiers. Can she repeat her performance in the Los Angeles Finals? HINT: You bet your cute litte Wonder Woman ass.

A spreader is a spar on a sailboat used to deflect the shrouds to allow them to better support the mast. Often, there are multiples, called spreaders. The spreader or spreaders serve much the same purpose as the crosstrees and tops in a traditional sailing vessel. Spreader design and tuning can be quite complex. The spreaders may be fixed (rigid) or swinging (pivoted at the mast). The purpose of the spreaders is to control, by either limiting, or inducing, bend into the spar so that when the windward shroud is loaded the mast achieves the desired bend characteristics. The spreaders may be designed to be angled in a way that either forces bend in to the spar or reduces bend, depending on the desired results.

You might ask yourself, how does the sorest loser of them all, the worst of the worst attitudes, the chippiest of the chips on the choulder -- Rhonda Rousey -- still get work? Easy, she poses half topless!

Boy I sure would love to get me some of this. No, you fucking pig, I'm talking about the Mikado. What is it and where can I get some?

Old and busted: Dr Evil and Scotty. The new hotness: Roger Goodell and Tom Brady.

Sunflowers are usually tall annual or perennial plants that grow to a height of 10 feet or more. They bear one or more wide, flower heads, with bright yellow ray florets at the outside and yellow or maroon disc florets inside. Several ornamental cultivars of Helianthus annuus have red-colored ray florets; all of them stem from a single original mutant. During growth, sunflowers tilt during the day to face the sun, but stop once they begin blooming. This tracking of the sun in young sunflower heads is called heliotropism. By the time they are mature, sunflowers generally face east. Perennial sunflower species are not as popular for gardens due to their tendency to spread rapidly and become invasive.

This one almost got me. In the film Fifty Shades of Red, protagonist Christian Grey reads "The Hawk and the Sea". The novel does not exist, but its author Peter Bodnarus, is the Art Director of the films Fifty Shades of Black and Fifty Shades of Red.

For Virtually All Of This Morning, I Thought It Was Friday. Imagine How Disappointed I am.

I suppose deep down on some level I consider myself a native New Yorker, wince I spent the first nineteen years of my life there. And when I say New Yorker, I don't mean what the rest of the country considers a New Yorker, I mean I'm from upstate New York. And let me tell you, the people from upstate New York don't like being associated with the folks from New York City, for obvious reasons. So I think I've worked out a solution that the USAF can help us with, if they'd be so kind as to loan me one of their B-63 variable yield nuclear bombs, cranked all the way up to 1.2 megatons. Proper placement can rid us of this menace once and for all, while preserving both Newark and JFK international airports, and the Bronx zoo.

Red Sox slugger David Fucking Ortiz gave the greatest fucking fareweell speech of all fucking time. So long, Big Papi, we love you man.

Crystal Geyser Water Company is a private company based in California that produces sparkling mineral water and other beverage products. It is a wholly owned subsidiary of Japanese pharmaceutical company, Otsuka Holdings. The company has planned to bottle water from an aquifer in Mount Shasta, California, but many local residents have criticized the plan. There is another water bottling company called Crystal Geyser in New Hampshire; however the two companies are not affiliated.

If you have strong Google Fu, you can show me exactly where this woman was walking at exactly 4:05pm.

If you have strong Google Fu, you can show me exactly where this woman refueled her black SUV.

An electric frying pan or electric skillet incorporates an electric heating element into the frying pan itself and so can function independently off of a cooking stove. Accordingly, it has heat-insulated legs for standing on a countertop. Electric frying pans are common in shapes that are unusual for 'unpowered' frying pans, notably square and rectangular. Most are designed with straighter sides than their stovetop cousins and include a lid. A modern electric skillet has an additional advantage over the stovetop version: heat regulation. The detachable power cord/unit incorporates a thermostatic control for maintaining the desired temperature.

Hot off the presses for today -- now I dunno how long that's going to remain on the front page, so get a move on!

Nor Should Anyone. Ever. Run Those Fuckers Over.

Doctor Who is a British science-fiction television programme produced by the BBC since 1963. The programme depicts the adventures of the Doctor, a Time Lord—a space and time-travelling humanoid alien. He explores the universe in his TARDIS, a sentient time-travelling space ship. Its exterior appears as a blue British police box, which was a common sight in Britain in 1963 when the series first aired. Accompanied by companions, the Doctor combats a variety of foes, while working to save civilisations and help people in need.

Since this clearly isn't a domestic model, perhaps some of you over in Europe (Australia?) will be able to tell me this Ford's year and model?

And speaking of cars, it doesn't get much cooler than Paul Newman racing a Porsche. The movie star's racing career may be most famously associated with Datsun and Nissan, but Newman drove this Porsche 935 at the 1979 24 Hours of Le Mans, his very first outing at the legendary endurance race. With co-drivers Dick Barbour and Rolf Stommelen, he took 2nd place overall, drawing the largest attendance the race had ever seen. And now, Newman's very first Le Mans racer can be yours now that his car is up for auction.

Wi-Fi Alliance is a non-profit organization that promotes Wi-Fi technology and certifies Wi-Fi products if they conform to certain standards of interoperability. Not every IEEE 802.11-compliant device is submitted for certification to the Wi-Fi Alliance, sometimes because of costs associated with the certification process. The lack of the Wi-Fi logo does not necessarily imply a device is incompatible with Wi-Fi devices. The Wi-Fi Alliance owns the Wi-Fi trademark, but manufacturers may use the trademark to brand certified products that have been tested for interoperability.

So far, no takers on where this Jewish girl is. What, none of you fuckers can read Hebrew?

Boy, the Cleveland Browns really suck! "How much do they suck, Ernie?" I'll tell you. The Cleveland Browns suck so much, they're selling their season tickets on Groupon. No seriously. The Cleveland Browns are actually selling their season tickets on Groupon. Even I'm shocked at that, and I'm a fucking Raiders fan.

Sport Science is a television series that explores the science and engineering underlying athletic endeavors. Originally filmed as a 12-part series that was broadcast on FSN from September 2007, to April 2008, the was picked up by ESPN who has changed the name of the series to SportScience, but has yet to air new episodes. Season 1 of Sport Science is currently available for streaming from TVNZ OnDemand, so perhaps you'll be able to identify the exact episode where a test dummy was hit with exactly 910 pounds of force?

All This Comfort Food Has Made Me Really Uncomfortable.

Before I discovered boneless chicken breasts, thin slices of veal cut from the leg-called cutlets, scallops, or scallopine-were the only thin, tender, boneless meat widely available. But veal was expensive, and remains so. Still, veal does have a different texture and flavor than chicken breasts, and good veal cutlets are still wonderful sautéed in olive oil and drenched in lemon juice. You can make this recipe with thinly pounded chicken or turkey cutlets, or with any thin-sliced pork.

Sure she may have lost her title to Amanda Nunes, but Meisha Tate won my heart after strippng down completely naked to make her 134.5lb weight in.

Any idea you can show me exactly where this big gust of wind came through?

Mossberg's 500 pump action shotguns offer an amazing amount of gun for an unbeatable price. Quickly and easily change between wingshooting and home security with this Mossberg 500 Field/Security Combo with both 28" vent rib barrel and 18.5" cylinder bore barrels with wooden stock, for $334.94 plus free shipping.

Somewhere in the continental United States, are three tennis courts set up like this. Find them.

The key to making your face disappear is to hide the fact that it's a face. Too many hunters use camo face paint -- camo creams, paints, and color sticks -- to color their faces even on each side or one solid color which is also a mistake. Turkeys have some of the sharpest eyes in the woods and they know the shape of a human face no matter what color it is. To use camo face paint correctly, picture the profile of a human face like an architect or engineer would – as a 3-dimensional image. Notice the facial areas that stick out – the most forward parts.

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

‘epic drone race at night' is one of the videos up for this year's gopro awards. you'll see why.

the .22 bubble is weakening! walmart reportedly has .22 bulk packs in stock! see for yourself!

your weekend boob dump: one - two - three - four - five - six - seven - eight - nine - ten - eleven - twelve - thirteen

Boy This Descent Into Madeness Sure Is Picking Up Steam, Isn't It?

Every toy balloon has an opening through which gases are blown into it, followed by a connecting tube known as the neck. Balloons are usually filled by using one's breath, a pump, or a pressurized gas tank. The opening can then be permanently tied off or clamped temporarily. By filling a balloon with a gas lighter than air, such as helium, the balloon can be made to float. Helium is the preferred gas for floating balloons, because it is inert and will not catch fire or cause toxic effects when inhaled. Small, light objects are sometimes placed in balloons along with helium and released into the air and, when the balloon eventually descends, the object inside might be found by another person.

And to the surprise of absolutely no one, President Shithead is calling for more gun control following the coordinated attack on the Dallas Police department. Nevermind the fact that gave a press conference yesterday dedicated to vilifying the law enforcement community as a whole, no it's got to be a fucking gun problem. This world has almost become a fucking parody of itself. So trust me kids, you're gonna thank me one day real soon.

For today's FRIDAY FLICK I really tried to find a viable copy of End of Watch, but came up empty. So instead I humbly offer, "There will come a time when you might have to decide who lives and dies out there. It's a terrible responsibility but it's one you will have to make as a rescue swimmer. The bigger reality is, its also something you are going to have to live with as a human being. There will come a time when you will have to say no. The most important person to keep alive is yourself. You'll be facing crews from 5 to 20 all saying 'save me, save me.' They're looking for a miracle. How old are you Hodge? ...24... At 24 years old you have to become that miracle. You have to find a way to be that miracle."

Oh, and for the weekend, see if you can't figure out where this rental bicycle was parked.

Removing 30 Tiny Metal Staples Felt Like 30 Tiny Honeybee Stings.

Pacific Sunwear of California is a United States-based retail clothing brand rooted in the youth oriented culture and lifestyle of California. The company sells lifestyle apparel, along with footwear and accessories designed for teens and young adults. As of late 2011, the company operated over 800 stores in all 50 states and Puerto Rico. PacSun is headquartered in Anaheim, California and operates a distribution center in Olathe, Kansas. The company's regional directors, district managers and store positions are located throughout the United States and Puerto Rico. On April 7, 2016, PacSun filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection.

The Canadian province of Quebec first required its residents to register their motor vehicles and display licence plates in 1912. Plates are currently issued by the Société de l'assurance automobile du Québec (Quebec Automobile Insurance Corporation). From 1963 to 1977, licence plates carried the slogan La Belle Province -- The Beautiful Province -- a nickname for Quebec. Since 1978, they have carried Je me souviens ("I remember"), the official motto of the province. Quebec is also one of only three provinces where decals are not used to show that the vehicle has valid registration, the others being Saskatchewan and Manitoba.

Citadel is a massive structure with 17 different complicated paths for balls to run through. It's made entirely out of K'NEX, and is the result of more than three years of work by a YouTube user known as “Shadowman,” who specializes in making elaborate machines out of K'NEX. This, it's safe to say, is his masterpiece.

Attention friends of Captain Sergei Ivanovich Mosin and Leon Nagant: Fedarm just received a shipment of ever increasingly hard to find surplus Mosin 54R ammo -- $0.37/round if you buy 880 round cases, or $0.39/round if you only buy one 440 round tin.

In 1954, the Commandant of the Marine Corps, General Lemuel C. Shepherd requested the design of an official seal for corps. The new seal included the traditional Eagle, Globe, and Anchor emblem in gold, with the Globe and anchor rope in silver. The eagle is depicted with wings displayed, standing upon the western hemisphere of the terrestrial globe, and holding in his beak a white ribbon bearing the Marine Corps motto "Semper Fidelis" (Always Faithful) with the hemisphere superimposed on a fouled anchor. An American bald eagle replaced the crested eagle depicted on the 1868 emblem. The emblem is displayed on a scarlet background, encircled with a blue band bearing the phrases, "Department of the Navy" above and "United States Marine Corps" below in white letters, the whole edged in a gold rope.

I apologize in advance for the following three words: Serena Williams' nipples. I'm so sorry.

Today Me And My Stitches Part Ways.

Christian Dior was a French fashion designer, best known as the founder of one of the world's top fashion houses, also called Christian Dior, which is now owned by Groupe Arnault. Dior's designs were more voluptuous than the boxy, fabric-conserving shapes of the recent World War II styles, influenced by the rations on fabric.[13] He was a master at creating shapes and silhouettes; Dior is quoted as saying "I have designed flower women." His look employed fabrics lined predominantly with percale, boned, bustier-style bodices, hip padding, wasp-waisted corsets and petticoats that made his dresses flare out from the waist, giving his models a very curvaceous form.

Hey you know that wedding dance where the members of the bridal party hold each others hands and kind of form a tunnel for the wedding guests to dance under? What's the name of that dance?

Rio de Janeiro is a huge seaside city in Brazil, famed for its Copacabana and Ipanema beaches, 125 foot tall Christ the Redeemer statue atop Mt. Corcovado and Sugarloaf, a granite monolith with cable cars to its summit. Its raucous Carnival festival, featuring parade floats, flamboyant costumes and samba, is considered the world's largest. Rio de Janeiro will host the 2016 Summer Olympics, the first time a South American and Portuguese-speaking country will host these events, and the third time the Olympics will be held in a Southern Hemisphere city. Ahh, come for the sun and leisure. Stay because your mutilated body washes up on shore. where they plan on hosting the beach volleyball competition.

That's cheap plinking: Pick up a Smith & Wesson M&P15-22 with 25 round magazine and free 4x32 scoope with mounting rings for $299.99 plus $19 shipping to your FFL!

Did you know the average roof collects 600 gallons of water for every inch of rainfall? Don't let all that water go to waste! You can make a rainwater collection system for under a hundred dollars and store hundreds of gallons of water to use for your garden or other purposes. Rainwater harvesting systems can be as simple as directing gutters to a lidded garbage can or as complex as a concrete cistern, roof washer and filtration system. But whatever your application, rest assured that you'll be getting some of the purest — and cheapest — water around.

Oh, and can you do me a solid and see if you can't figure out where this nice looking convertible is registered? Thanks.

The Road To Hell Is Indeed Paved With Good Intentions.

I had every intention of making a post yesterday because the 4th of July is my favorite holiday of the year. I always get a bunch of patriotic links together, share some patriotic titties, and generally just try to have fun with it. Unfortunately, this year I spent the entire Fourth on the couch, on my ass, with my fucking foot up on some pillows and generally hating life. I piss into a fucking cranberry juice jug, because doing that is easier -- and less painful -- then making it to the bathroom which is only twenty fucking steps away. There is no position I can lay in that alleviates the throbbing pain below my knee; I can only lessen it a bit, or shift it from one side to the other by rolling my ankle a little bit, but I'm never really pain free. I'm about done wth this bullshit. But it's cool tho, only three more months to go before I can start to put some weight on my ankle.

Not only was ancient Egypt one of the most advanced civilizations to grace the earth, but also the creator of many sacred luxuries that are still used widely today. Egyptians were undeniably known for their bling and were, without a doubt, stylishly avant-garde. Sulfites and malachite minerals were used as eye enhancements and liners, while lip color was made with purple and red dyes from seaweed, iodine and carmine beetles. Adorned in exotic jewelry, headdresses and hairstyles, Egyptians took fashion and beauty quite seriously.

Uncheck the steel and reload checkboxes, and you'll find USAC's deal on 9mm target ammo: 500 rounds for $92, which is only $0.18 per round.

I have to shamefully admit I'm a little lacking when it comes to photo challenges right now, so I'm sure you won't have too much trouble identifying where this bathrub is located, nor where this lass is waving hello from.

Remember in the movie Ex Machina where reference is made to the main guy's pornography profile being used to create a hot cyborg chick for him to interact with? Creepy stuff, but it represents real anxieties people feel about the information Google and other internet companies are collecting on them. Google wants to put those worries to bed with Google My Activity.

Wow, it was January of 2012 when I highlighted these two girls reading lawrence Block's novel, Getting Off: A Novel of Sex & Violence. Two and a half years later, and the guy was still being enjoyed by readers across the globe. Well guess what... two more years after that, and he's still managing to keep it up. Good for him, that's staying power.

Oh, and Hillary Clinton is a fucking cunt.

Insert Your Favorite Broken And Dislocated Ankle Joke Here.

your weekend boob dump: one - two - three - four - five - six - seven - eight - nine - ten - ELEVEN - twelve - thirteen

Tomorrow Is The Return.