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Oh, shit please don't take me off the list. Please, Bernie. I'll do anything! I figured you'd have something to say about my e-mail, you little peckerwood. You like to talk shit to people and it seems to affect them a lot more than it should, but that's their hangup. You have to admit, it's easy to talk shit as you hide behind you computer, isn't it Bernie? And, oh shit, please don't put me on the other end of the "flames," please don't do that, Bernie! Who the fuck cares? A bunch of e-mails from nerds like you isn't going to make me lose sleep. You overestimate your importance, Bernie. You're not a movie star. You're a nerd who likes to push people's buttons...[read more]

Don't be blinded by patriotism and nationalism into hate, discrimination, and violence even on our own shores. It is this reactionary nature which has led to every war for which we remember this weekend. You and I and every other American do not have to love EVERY single thing in or about this country in order to love this country altogether. By being dissatisfied we can raise dissent on issues and awareness in the public through free speech and the oft-beleaguered peaceful protest to the point of change occurring as part of the democratic and legislative processes that make this country the beautiful society that it is. You could call that progress, monkeyboy. Just because medicine killed evolution doesn't mean you should go around acting like a sub-primate beating and cursing people that oppose you or at least appear to. And I duly apologize if any lack in language skills has forced you to reread this several times...[read more]

hey c'mon man you were doin so good sending all kinds of funny shit then this i dont care about reagan or the fuckin french yeah im part french and all but i don't really give give a FUCK THANKS FOR THE EAR...[read more]

PLEASE CEASE SENDING YOUR NEWS LETTER TO JODYBOB98@YAHOO.COM I DO THIC IN REGARDS TO YOU RECENT LETTER PERTAINING TO THE BIBLE I CAN LAUGH AT ALL THINGS BUT THE WAY YOU MAKE FUN AT AND DONT READ IN WHOLE THE THINGS IN THE BIBLE YOU MUST STUDY AND RESTUDY THE BIBLE TO INTURPRET ITS WORDS AS HE HAS COMANDED SO NEXT TIME YOU SEND A LETTER LIKE THAT YOU SHOULD CONCIDER THE REPERCUSIONS OF YOUR WORDS VENGANCE IS MINE SAYTH THE LORD SO I WILL LEAVE YOU IN HIS HANDS...[read more]

Your suck ass web page was referred to me about two weeks ago by some co-workers. During this period, your trial period to make me laugh, I have found not even a shread of "humor"! The one thing that is funny is the fact that some people viewing find it "offensive". Your shit is WEAK!!!! Better suited for PBS! There may be one person on this planet that might of found it offensive, Mother Teresa. And her dead ass doesn't give a shit anymore. These two weeks have brought me nothing but misery. You SUCK! I was often overwhelmed by the stench of cum barrelling through my modem everytime I connected to your site. Your sperm-burping ass is very, very, far from funny. I have heard people refer to you as the "Godfather", "Equilizer", etc. That also makes me laugh, momma's boy. Here's a joke for you...[read more]

I do not wish to suscribe to your sorry ass humor list. Fist of all I never subscribed but one of my stupid friends accidentally passed this along to me. I was not pleased to say the least and I do not care that you don't want to hear this. If you are thinking that I don't have a sense of humor you can stop thinking right then because I do, BUT my sense of humor is one of wit and intelligence as I do not need to put down or disrespect others of differing religions, races, sexes..etc... It is apparent that you are very sexist because all of your pathetic attempts at "jokes" are focused on females and none on males. I found none of these remotely humorous. In fact all of them were very offensive and demeaning to women. Also your efforts in appearing as merely a man who can laugh at life is again pathetic because there are many other ways to get your kicks besides making fun of people to that extent. Have a nice day...[read more]

I've been on your list for a couple of weeks now and out of the numerous jokes that have been sent, I had only a couple of laughs. Get this irony, now I read your disclaimer and your warning about your politically incorrect funny list, but now I'm unsubscribing because of your material! Some of the material isn't just politically incorrect, its plain sick (like the Tasteless Tuesday's New Sex Positions just received or the P-Files, etc.). It wastes my time to read this material. There should be atleast a trace of humor in the material to justify my time reading thru it. A warning label isn't a license to just be sick. There are many people who can enjoy humor even when its politically incorrect, so, I suggest you focus more on humor than on being offensive and you'll get more laughs...[read more]

I like your site, nearly all of it is as you say "fucking funny" but I thought I would have a dig at you since reading your "flame" with the racist South African who thinks America is crap. Your military needs a fucking brutal kick up the arse but there is nobody around who can do it. You go bombing around fucking up everywhere and we (the British) follow closely behind you. Your military is the most advanced and perhaps most powerful in the world but without our steadying hand you would have nuked yourself by now. You seem to thrive off military blunders, whether it be strategically aiming missiles at hospitals or defending western freedom in countries by committing mass suicide, at the end of which you convince yourselves you won. As a result of this you think you are a heroic race when in fact you draw your heroic past from our glorious acts. You are good, I don't disagree with that, (after all the best of you were spawned from here) and you came in very handy against the Nazis but you were hardly heroic there...[read more]

to whoever in the fuck you think you are, i got your e-mail about the scam bullshit and i don't know if my husband sent you a copy of this illegitiment scam or not (he's the one who subscribed to you) and i really don't give a shit either, what i give a shit about is the way you talked to people in this last e-mail! it was TOTALLY uncalled for to cuss people out like you did and threaten to kill them and their kids. you are one very sick individual! you know first of all, yes the people that believe this shit is pretty stupid, but the fact of the matter is this, they thought for whatever reason that if it was true, you might actually benefit from it...[read more]

i hope you feel the letdown, agony, and heartbreak that comes with someone stealing something that you worked long and hard on... only to be mangled in form and used for something unentended. it was first intended to bring joy and laughter to fredonia state, then possibly to others elsewhere, and i'm glad that now more people are getting to recieve this laughter also, but this is at my sorrow. i hope you don't recieve money for doing this joke/listserv, because that would make me dislike you even more. to sum up, i just wanted to say i do not appreciate this and i hope sometime in in life you also have this happen to you...i am including an original copy of "The Penis Files" for your enjoyment and to show the original humor. so i hope you're happy with yourself....[read more]

I think your funny list sucks. You guys are about as original and funny with your jokes as the seven day itch is enjoyable. I am so sick of your shitty jokes that I cant stand to see I received a message from you when I turn on my cpu and access my e-mail. Please do all your present subscribers a favor and find a new job. Youre worthless. Thanks a lot...[read more]

Hey thanks, you are a real class act. I wish you the best of luck in your foul white trash world. I would just imagine that you also are low income and live in a HUD housing development. Your mother was probably a whore and your wife is definitely the most stupid white trash bitch in the world for marrying a white trash deranged and demented pathetic fool like you. Oh, I really hope you haven't been allowed to breed-what a funny thing that would be. Hey, I bet you smoke and drink beer and have a big fat beer belly. Do ya deer hunt also? Do ya have a nickname of Bubba? Hey you deluded and unhinged piece of vomit white trash-don't you know that gentleman and educated people know a few more words than your limited shallow and pitiful vocabulary. You are a rabid and stark mad lunatic white trash who bathes in your own puke. Your slobber drips from your pimple pocked face. If you have been allowed to breed may someone have mercy on your unintelligent little pieces of psychotic bastard children and at least castrate them before they get some other piece of female garbage white trash pregnant....[read more]

Jesus H Christ, you fucking americans are stupid. Must we explain everything to you? Maybe I should ennunciate what I'm saying. In regards to your question "Big Wet What?". Dick clue boy, just like the 1 inch willy you have and the dick that your father sticks up your shit soaked ass. Don't fuck with me little man or I'll be vimy ridging your ass. I'll crush your little community-college educated mind, soul and body. Here is a hint for you; hop in your car, tape a hose to the exhaust, turn the mother fucking on and soak up the fumes. Its the only way snively little bitches like get a high. So in closing, you fucking dumb-ass yank...CANADA KICKS ASS. WHILE USA LICKS ASS. ..[read more]

This website is a waste of time - mine and 200,000 others, a waste of technology and a waste of client servers and electricity. Having said that, I have not read anything clever, funny or interesting in the three weeks I have been a member. TAKE ME OFF YOUR SUBSCRIPTION LIST! ..[read more]