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Pam wrote:

to whoever in the fuck you think you are, i got your e-mail about the scam bullshit and i don't know if my husband sent you a copy of this illegitiment scam or not (he's the one who subscribed to you) and i really don't give a shit either, what i give a shit about is the way you talked to people in this last e-mail! it was TOTALLY uncalled for to cuss people out like you did and threaten to kill them and their kids. you are one very sick individual! you know first of all, yes the people that believe this shit is pretty stupid, but the fact of the matter is this, they thought for whatever reason that if it was true, you might actually benefit from it!

let me ask you this, what if someone's child got on the computer to check the e-mail, which many do, mine do anyway and that kid read your e-mail. did you ever think of that? how would it be for a 9 or 10 year old little kid to read the e-mail you sent? let me tell you what would have happened: you would have scared the shit out of a little kid, and if that is your way of enjoyment or it would be funny to you then you really are very sick and in need of some serious psychiatric help! i'm fortunate that my kids did not read it, but if they would have i would have been 1 very irate irrational pist off mother who would have kicked your ass myself! i can not believe someone as your self would talk like that to anyone especially just because you got the same stupid e-mails on some bullshit scam! and to say you would rip their heart out and eat it in front of their families is absolutely morbid!!!! i sincerely hope you think twice before you EVER send another e-mail like this one again.

pam mcg.

[This person's e-mail address is protected because for me to reveal it would merely contribute to the problem]

Dear Pam,

Just before I fly off the handle without not making sure I have everythingstraight, let's go over the facts...

Fact 1. Your husband subscribed your *family* e-mail address to an adult joke list called "Ernie House of Whoop Ass" which describes its jokes content as, "sexual, ethnics, religion, whale-killing, dog-kicking, seal-clubbing, wife-beating, colon-cowboys, or nose-picking" in nature.

Fact 2. You allow your children to check e-mail unsupervised.

And from this you conclude that:
-- I am the bad guy
-- I am one very sick individual
-- You can kick my ass

Hmm, very interesting, please let me give you my conclusion.

Any parent who allows their children -- presumably between the ages of 9 and 10 -- on a computer with internet access, without standing right behind them to watch every single word they type, every single e-mail they read, and every single website they visit is, a BAD PARENT.

Yep, fuck you, that's right, I said it. BAD PARENT.

The imbeciles that send me these stupid chain letters aren't concerned with any benefit that I may derive from it, you dolt. They're worried about greasing their own pockets and figure that I'm a good tool to dispurse their e-mail debotchery to thousands of people all in one shot. I hate these people, and would relish the idea of tearing out their hearts in front of their families. Please, allow me to set the scene.

Now, if YOU had taken even the minimal steps of turning on parental controls turns on within AOL, you would never even have to worry about your children accidentally reading any of the mail your husband ASKED me to send to you.

I have now removed you from my list -- taking more steps to protect your children on the internet then you have. And I'm just some conceited cocksucker who runs a joke list. Now, instead of sitting there seething and knowing that I'm right (this might cause you to curse aloud and we can't have that in front of the children), why don't you take some steps to protect your childen from accessing information on the internet that in all of your parenting wisdom, you feel they shouldn't see.

Think about that.

Me

PS. My play hits Broadway in late August...watch for it.