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Re: HUMOR: Reagan's D-Day Speech

JDSKI13 "jdski13@aol.com" wrote:

hey c'mon man you were doin so good sending all kinds of funny shit then this i dont care about reagan or the fuckin french yeah im part french and all but i don't really give give a FUCK THANKS FOR THE EAR

Thanks for the unsubscribe request.

JDSKI13 "jdski13@aol.com" wrote:

WHAT I DONT WANNA UNSUBSCRIBE I WAS JUST STATIN MY OPINION IM ENTITLED AM I NOT

At 9:12 AM 6/7/01 -0400, Ernie wrote:

Not when your opinion is as fucking stupid as yours. This is not a fucking democracy. This is not Burger King and you don't get things your fuckin way. You read what I send, when I send it. And you should know that post not only jokes, but things that will make people think a little fucking bit. Things on days where you should remember what happened. Be gone little man before you face my wrath.

JDSKI13 "jdski13@aol.com" wrote:

fudk you your a little flea and im the big dog ill flick you off my balls you little stool pusher and fuck you cause ill burn a flag right now dick

JDSKI13 "jdski13@aol.com" wrote:

hey fuck you dick head your such a fuckin asshole i state my opinion and you blow it out of preportion what the fuck man like you stated this is america so give a guy a brake wtf

See folks, this is what happens when you send your kids off to public schools. No sense of history. No sense of understanding. No respect for your elders.

JD, you whiney little pissant, I am the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future all rolled into one. I'm going to take the liberty of sharing your life with the rest of the kids around the campfire.

Past. JD grew up in the poor rural town of Hairy Ass, Arkansas. His father made a living as a shoeshine boy, servicing all the businessmen as they stepped off the daily train from Little Rock. His mother made a living *as* the train from Little Rock. Christmas for him consisted of a morning breakfast of cold crumpets and dirt tea. Then by the morning firelight they would unwrap their family gifts to each other ... for Father a used hankerchief, for Mother a bib with patented SpermCatcher pocket, and for little JD, a brown stick. Father would then get drunk on a bottle of cheap wine he bought with money he held out from his wife, repeatedly vomit, then pass out with his hands down his pants.

Present. JD, you are stupid. You are dumb. You are uneducated. You are a stupid dumb uneducated asshole. Your life is unfulfilling. My joke list was your life. It was the only bright spot in your dreary excuse for a life and not you contemplate throwing yourself in front of a bus filled with illegal Mexicans.

Future. In a desperate attempt to turn things around you decide to get a newspaper and scan the classified ads looking for emplloyment in the shoeshine business. Since you are illiterate and can not tell the "free" publications from the "paid" ones, you walk out of the convience store and are subsequently arrested for shoplifting by a recent immigrant from Pakistan. He stinks. He presses charges. You are sentences to three to five years in prison.

And so, that is your future. You will spend from 2002-2005 in prison, merely because you are uneducated. Your mother and father may have failed by never getting you a set of Encyclopedia Britannica's to read, but I will fail you not. I will now provide you with a set of Encyclopedia Erntannica's.

I'm sure you'll get more then enough volunteers to teach you J-Z. Many times over.

Welcome to my neighborhood motherfucker.

Ernie Rogers