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For those of you a little confused, this all sort of started back in December after the "Let's Bring Em Home" project was coming to a close. It seems our little man here was all bent out of shape when he came to EHOWA looking for porn and didn't find any,so I posted his email to the website on the 29th of December.
Anyway, so ummm, I don't know who I'm fucking with. Hmm, we'll let's see here, EVAN, if you're fucking dumb enough to use the default website for your ISP...
...yup...
http://home.jam.rr.com/director
Now to his credit, ol Evan here did actually have his own personal resume up there http://home.jam.rr.com/director/resume -- which included his home telephone number -- and hastily took it down, placing a spacey kind of scene in its place.
But from the time I spent browsing it yesterday, let me tell you what I remember...
He's a forty something fucking loser who enjoys not only building his own computers (ooooooo, you wildman!!!!) but also playing computer video games such as "Beyond Castle Wolfenstein" with teenage children on the internet. He's even got his little "clan" called "Weapons of War" or "Wow" for short... you can see Evan's own badass profile here...
http://home.jam.rr.com/director/wow/ironman.htm
He enjoys shooting your little pussy pellet gun -- yeah, bet that's a big hit with the girls in the chat rooms, eh?
He also enjoys photography.
...let's see, plays games with kids, plays with toys, likes to take pictures...hmmmmmmmm....
I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess you're unmarried, lives in his mother's basemen,t and for fun enjoy hosting parties where your guests are encouraged to "come dressed as your favorite X-Files episode."
You do the math here kids.
Yesterday, in efforts to avoid the throttling that is due to him, Evan took down parts of his site and decided to change his email address to ironman@jam.rr.com (his "WOW" handle, "Ironman").
Wow, what a toughie you are. I can assure you I am trembling as I type.
So yeah you half dried cumstain, I've got a pretty good idea who I'm dealing with.
Ernie "No wait aren't you the guy who mows my lawn?" Corleone.
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