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My friend is a paramedic and he got called on this 2 years ago: This kid was threating to stab himself with a kitchen knife, so his parents called the police. He was in the front yard yelling and screaming and holding the knife to his chest. So as soon as this kid sees the police car coming up he runs to go back into the house (knife still pointing at chest) and trips on the steps and runs right into the front of his house. So in the end he lost a lung and just barely missed his heart, but is still alive. - Jeff

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