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Ernie, Cheers from the mountains of Idaho. Long time reader from back around 2000 or so. In the military and law enforcement. Sent in a couple of contributions but here's a couple of doozies. First, I came home from work today same routine as usual. Head straight to room, lock door to keep kids out, draw weapon, eject magazine, rack slide three to four times, (here's where it deviates from the norm) don't watch for chambered round to eject, don't check chamber for round that didn't eject, ride slide forward, function test trigger and *KA-FUCKIN' BOOM." First thoughts, check groin first (cause who wants to explain that one), legs feet all ok. Second thought, "Fuck I just blew a whole in my mother fuckin' $1000 dollar dresser!" Follow the path through the drawers and out the back to the wall, fuck. Pull dresser away from wall, thank god. It stopped just out the back of the dresser and a nick in the wall. Thank god it was only my Sig 9mm. -- TwoNames the Dresser Slayer

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