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April 29, 2017 | ||||||||
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April 28, 2017 | ||||||
But Wait, The Shotgun Issue is Not Dead Yet.The Wooster Pro 6-piece paint set includes metal tray, tray liner, roller frame, 2 shed-resistant 3/8 in. roller covers, 2 in. thin angle sash nylon and polyester brush. The sturdy deluxe metal tray has a 1 qt. working capacity, and the form-fitting paint tray liner resists cracking and extends the life of the tray. A heavy duty roller frame has a 5 wire cage to fully support the roller cover. Shed-resistant roller covers deliver the smoothest finish with all paints and enamels. The nylon and polyester paint brush is made with the very best materials. Its unique filament blend is formulated to deliver the smoothest flow and carry more paint to the end of the brush for the finest finish. The Wooster Pro 6-piece paint set is available at Lowes for $14.98 plus tax. The Xbox 360 Media Remote lets everyone in the family easily control their entertainment. Navigate HD movies, TV shows and sports on Xbox LIVE with applications like Netflix, HuluPlus, ESPN, and many more. With standard remote control buttons, the Xbox 360 Media Remote makes accessing your entertainment effortless! A backstage pass is an employee pass which allows its bearer access to employees-only areas at a performance venue. They are most commonly associated with rock music groups, and at any one concert or event there are about 200 to 400 backstage passes available. Sometime relatives or close friends of performers, stage crew, promoters, etc. will get backstage passes to concerts, but mainly these are for the performers, film crews, roadies, security guards, and performer's agents. A handful of people managed to recognize this tattoo as the beginning of a quote, but the first two were...
It's impossible to discuss the frenzy that surrounds classic cars without bringing up the car that seem to singlehandedly represent the American muscle car's Holy Grail: the Plymouth Barracuda. These cars are so popular they're used in media worldwide; can you show me which business has incorporated the 1970 Barracuda in its advertising campaign? A tiki bar is an exotic–themed drinking establishment that serves elaborate cocktails, especially rum-based mixed drinks such as the mai tai and zombie cocktail. Tiki bars are aesthetically defined by their tiki culture décor which is based upon a romanticized conception of tropical cultures, most commonly Polynesian. Indoor fountains, waterfalls or even lagoons are popular features. Some tiki bars also incorporate a stage show for live entertainment such as exotica-style bands or Polynesian dance floor shows.
Well shit. Never before has any photo challenge been this, well, challenged. Is it a Winchester SPX or a Winchester 1200/1300? I think I'm going to pull a Rick harrisaon from Pawn Stars and call in a specialist. So over the weekend, I'm going to reach out tot he folks who run the Internet Movie Firearm Database and see if they can't give a definitive answer. So stay tuned, Bob, you may find vindication yet. A tourist trap is an establishment that has been created with the aim of attracting tourists and their money, typically providing services, entertainment, food, souvenirs and other products for tourists to purchase. Can you find what tourist trap sells both sunglasses and suitcases in the same place? The first clothespin for hanging up wet laundry appears in the early 19th century patented by Jérémie Victor Opdebec. This design does not use springs, but is fashioned in one piece, with the two prongs part of the peg chassis with only a small distance between them; this form of peg creates the gripping action due to the two prongs being wedged apart and thus squeezing together in that the prongs want to return to their initial, resting state. Today, many clothespins are manufactured very cheaply by creating two interlocking plastic or wooden prongs, in between which is often wedged a small spring. By a lever action, when the two prongs are pinched at the top of the peg, the prongs open up, and when released, the spring draws the two prongs shut, creating the action necessary for gripping. |
April 27, 2017 | ||||||
Oh SHIT. As In, Sorry Honey It's Thursday.Plushophiles are frequently collectors of plush toys and may accumulate a large collection of all shapes and sizes. Plush collecting may come of childhood toys kept into adulthood, or begin later in life. Some plush fans begin collecting after receiving a number of stuffed animals as gifts. Like other collecting hobbies, once "the bug" has bitten, someone may find themselves newly fascinated or obsessed with the subject matter. Collectors may focus on a particular theme - such as classic teddy bears - or may seek out only a certain number of items which are found to be of special interest. Alternately, they might gather as many stuffed toys of as much variety as possible. The Sabre dance is the name given to pitch-up, a particularly dangerous behaviour of swept wings, which became apparent during the development of the USAF F-100 Super Sabre. When a swept wing starts to stall, the outermost portions tend to stall first. Since these portions are behind the center of lift, the overall lift force moves forward, pitching the nose of the aircraft upwards. This leads to a higher angle of attack and causes more of the wing to stall, which exacerbates the problem. The pilot often loses control, with fatal results at low altitude because there was insufficient time for the pilot to regain control or eject before hitting the ground. A large number of aircraft were lost to this phenomenon during landing, which left aircraft tumbling onto the runway, often in flames. In Western culture, giving someone the middle finger, flipping someone off, is an obscene hand gesture that communicates moderate to extreme contempt, and is roughly equivalent in meaning to "fuck off," "fuck you," or "go fuck yourself." It is performed by showing the back of a hand that has only the middle finger extended upwards, though in some locales the thumb is extended. The gesture dates back to Ancient Greece and it was also used in Ancient Rome. Historically, it represented the phallus. In some modern cultures, it has gained increasing recognition as a sign of disrespect, and has been used by music artists (notably more common among hardcore punk bands and rappers), actors, celebrities, athletes, and politicians. Extending the middle finger on both hands is known as giving them both barrels.
It's good that you grabbed that screen capture when you did, because it's blurred out now. A cymbal-banging monkey toy is a mechanical depiction of a monkey holding a cymbal in each hand. When activated it repeatedly bangs its cymbals together and, in some cases, bobs its head, chatters, grins, does flips, and more. There are both traditional wind-up versions as well as updated battery-operated cymbal-banging monkeys. The Japanese company Daishin C.K. manufactured the classic cymbal monkey during the 1950s to 1970s under the name "Musical Jolly Chimp". It screeched and showed its teeth when its head was pressed. Later versions from other toy makers copied the facial expressions but often changed the toy's outfit and name.
While I certainly appreciate your enthusiasm and tenacity, I believe it was JK Rowling who once said, “The best of us must sometimes eat our words.” Because I do believe yous are wrong; purely based upon the raised cheek rest of the SPX, versus the smooth, straight profile of the 1300. We all know that the warmer weather brings longer days – perfect time for those outdoor house parties and BBQ get-togethers. Entertaining people takes more than just providing good food, music, and vibes; you should also consider your outdoor lighting as it should be of importance, most especially if you're hosting a party at night. Poor lighting is associated with an increase in accidents so it's important to use the proper illumination in walkways, staircases, ramps, hallways, amd basements. Can you show me where this well illuminated walkway is located? |
April 26, 2017 | |||||
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Vodka Costs Less Than Dinner For Two.Strabismus, also called crossed eyes, is a condition in which the eyes do not properly align with each other when looking at an object.[1] Which eye is focused on the object in question can switch. It may also be present occasionally or constantly. If present during a large part of childhood amblyopia may result and depth perception may be lost. Adults may have double vision. Strabismus can occur due to muscle dysfunction, farsightedness, problems in the brain, trauma, or infections. Risk factors include premature birth, cerebral palsy, and a family history of the condition. Types include esotropia where the eyes are crossed; exotropia where the eyes diverge; and hypertropia where they are vertically misaligned. As its name suggests, the red-eyed tree frog has red eyes with vertically narrowed pupils. It has a vibrant green body with yellow and blue, vertically striped sides. Its webbed feet and toes are orange or red. The skin on the red-eyed tree frog's belly is soft and fragile, whereas the back is thicker and rougher. Red-eyed tree frogs have sticky pads on their toes. Red-eyed tree frogs are not poisonous and rely on camouflage to protect themselves. During the day, they remain motionless, cover their blue sides with their back legs, tuck their bright feet under their bellies, and shut their red eyes. Thus, they appear almost completely green, and well hidden among the foliage. When a red-eyed tree frog detects an approaching predator, it abruptly opens its eyes and stares at the predator. The sudden appearance of the red eyes may startle the predator, giving the frog a chance to flee. One of these things I always feel compelled to do is find the origins of other peoples' tattoos. This one on her arm reads, "To Be Something-or-other." Any ideas?
Arches appeared as early as the 2nd millennium BC in Mesopotamian brick architecture, and their systematic use started with the Ancient Romans who were the first to apply the technique to a wide range of structures. I doubt this one is that old, but no way of telling for sure until you find where it is. The Symphony No. 9 in E minor, "From the New World", popularly known as the New World Symphony, was composed by Antonín Dvorak in 1893 while he was the director of the National Conservatory of Music of America from 1892 to 1895. It is by far his most popular symphony, and one of the most popular of all symphonies. In older literature and recordings, this symphony was often numbered as Symphony No. 5. Neil Armstrong took a recording of the New World Symphony to the Moon during the Apollo 11 mission, the first Moon landing, in 1969. Dvorak's Symphony No. 9 was completed in the building that now houses the Bily Clock Museum |
April 25, 2017 | ||||||
Another Gentle Reminder That Humans Are Fragile Creatures."A few years ago, I was down in Cabo San Lucas with my family and friends for vacation. My dad, my buddy and I decided to go play some golf, and end up at this very fancy, very expensive golf course. Given that we're spending all that money, I decide to avail myself of all the services the club offers. This includes complimentary shrimp tacos, as many as I can eat. Things are going great until the 10th hole, when I feel a sudden twinge. About 9 minutes later, standing in the middle of the 11th fairway, the gears of gastrointestinal apocalypse kick into full gear, and I am struck by the horrible realization that I am not going to make a bathroom, and if I don't want to spray paint a line of feces down the fairway, my only chance is to sprint 25 yards, into the desert. I start running, ripping at my belt as I go. I do not make it in time. So I'm now running towards the desert, shitting 117 tacos into my shorts; thank God I had on boxer-briefs, so at least containment was maintained as I ran. I make the desert, still shitting, drop my shorts, pull down my saturated, heavily laden underwear, assume a standing squat with my ass pointed as far from the civilian population as possible, and continue the diarrhea tsunami for at least another minute. At this point, I lose my balance in said squat, and begin to fall back towards the pond of evil I've just unleashed on the earth. Instinct takes over, I throw my hand back to find anything to grab to prevent me from falling into the little ocean of vileness, and land my left palm squarely on top of a spiny cactus. The barbs penetrate to the bone in my hand. I'm now screaming, crying, covered in my own shit, with my shit laden drawers still around my knees because I couldn't get them all the way off my body. In a desert. In Mexico. My father, concerned for my well being (I ran towards the desert without explaining, and now he can hear me screaming 10 feet deep into a chaparral), tries to come in and find out what's going on. I scream for him to not come any closer, for if he were to see that little panorama of catastrophe, we would never be able to look each other in the eye again. I tell him to throw me his golf towel, my towel, and my buddy's towel so I can set to the unpleasant experience of delousing myself as I stand now naked, absolutely covered in diarrhea, with a bleeding hand that I can no longer use after slowly removing it from the cactus, and not wanting to get sepsis by getting it near my feces covered body. Cleanup takes about ten minutes, at which point I hurl my ruined, shit-filled britches further into the desert, where they get stuck on a tree branch and drip out a steady stream of poo, a lasting visual reminder of a near impossible amount of shame. I pull my shorts back on, emerge from the desert with no towels, tell my Dad I don't want to talk about it, and, to my credit, finish the round. Later that afternoon I sit on the floor of the shower in my hotel, knees clutched to my chest, rocking slowly back and forth as I weep softly for an innocence lost." - Evan via Drew Magary
Bzzzt. I know I labeled the file as 'semiautomaticshotgun' but in fact it's a pump action; specifically notice there's no bolt handle and the top rear of the forestock is cut away to allow pump movement. As you perform exterior maintenance items like putting away garden tools and hoses, mulching flower beds, and trimming back spent perennials, give a bit of attention to your windows. Late-fall is a good time to remove your screens to clean the exterior of your windows and sills before winter sets in. Most window screens, such as for double-hung and slider windows, are located on the exterior of the window. For exterior screens, removing them before washing windows make the job easier. It's also a good idea to hose off or vacuum all screens, inspect them for any holes, tears, or other damage, and repair as necessary. Store them in a safe place away from foot traffic until they are needed in the spring. Any idea what building these green and yellow H signs are for? I even whipped up a quick semblance for a reverse image search, but no joy.
Well, in short Jeremy, the script responsible for creating the month summaries shown under SEARCH, well, fucked the dog. Until I can get around to unfucking it, please use the two links I provided in your post. Also, shit. A beach cruiser is a bicycle that usually combines balloon tires, an upright seating posture, a single-speed drivetrain, and straightforward steel construction with expressive styling. Cruisers are popular among casual bicyclists and vacationers because they are very stable and easy to ride, but their heavy weight and balloon tires tend to make them rather slow. They are designed for use primarily on paved roads, moderate speeds/distances, and are included in the non-racing/non-touring class and heavyweight or middleweight styles of the road bicycle type. The bikes, noted for their durability and heavy weight, were the most popular bicycle from the early 1930s through the 1950s, and have enjoyed renewed popularity since the late 1990s. |
April 24, 2017 | ||||||
Jules Winnfield Would Like To Know if You Are Up To The Challenge.The Appalachian National Scenic Trail is a marked hiking trail in the Eastern United States extending between Springer Mountain in Georgia and Mount Katahdin in Maine. The trail is about 2,200 miles long, though the exact length changes over time as parts are modified or rerouted. The trail itself was completed in 1937 after more than a decade of work, although improvements and changes continue. It is maintained by 31 trail clubs and multiple partnerships, and managed by the National Park Service, United States Forest Service, and the nonprofit Appalachian Trail Conservancy. More than 2 million people are said to do at least one day-hike on the trail each year. Beatrice Martin, better known by her stage name Coeur de Pirate, is a French-Canadian singer-songwriter. Born in the province of Quebec, Martin started playing the piano when she was only three years old. She initially called herself Her Pirate Heart, but translated the name to French when she stopped writing songs in English. Coeur de Pirate received a 2009 CBC Radio 3 "Bucky" award determined by listener votes. Her song "Comme des enfants" received the 2009 "Bucky" award for "Best Reason to Learn French". On June 16, 2016, in an op-ed for Vice Magazine's Noisey, Martin came out as queer. The following day, she announced that she was filing for divorce from her husband. Although airsoft guns in the United States are generally sold with a 6 mm or longer orange tip on the barrel in order to distinguish them from real firearms, this is not in fact required by federal law. There is some controversy on this topic as Title 15 of the Code of Federal Regulations, on foreign commerce and trade, stipulates that "no person shall manufacture, enter into commerce, ship, transport, or receive any toy, look-alike, or imitation firearm" without approved markings; these may include an orange tip, orange barrel plug, brightly colored exterior of the whole toy, or transparent construction. However, section 272.1 clearly indicates that these restrictions shall not apply to "traditional BB, paint-ball, or pellet-firing air guns that expel a projectile through the force of compressed air, compressed gas or mechanical spring action, or any combination thereof." Local laws may differ by jurisdiction. Full or partial preventive painting of airsoft guns as a legal obligation to avoid confusion of the airsoft replicas with real lethal weapons is in practice in several jurisdictions around the world. An Easy Challenge, Motherfucker, Do You Accept It: Where is this young lady kneeling down?
A hookah is a single- or multi-stemmed instrument for vaporizing and smoking flavored tobacco, or sometimes cannabis, whose vapor or smoke is passed through a water basin—often glass-based—before inhalation. There are two theories regarding the origin of the hookah. The first is that the waterpipe was invented by Irfan Shaikh of the Mughal Empire, a physician of Akbar; alternatively, it could originate in Safavid dynasty of Persia, from where it eventually spread to the east into South Asia during that time. The hookah or Argyleh soon reached Egypt and the Levant during the Ottoman dynasty from neighbouring Safavid dynasty, where it became very popular and where the mechanism was later perfected. Health risks of smoking hookah include exposure to toxic chemicals that are not filtered out by the water and risk of infectious disease when hookahs are shared. A Medium Challenge, Motherfucker, Do You Accept It: What make and model shotgun is she holding?
The Easton Sports company was started by James Easton in 1922. His son Greg runs the archery division independently from the team sports concern as a family owned division, having divested the team sports operations in 2006 to the former Easton-Bell group. The independent, family owned archery division consists of two companies, Hoyt Archery, Inc. and Easton Technical Products, both located in Salt Lake City, Utah, USA. The two companies employ approximately 800 people in the manufacture of compound bows, recurve bows, and arrows. Easton arrows have been used to win every Olympic Games title in archery since the restoration of archery to the Olympic program in 1972. Easton Technical Products is also a supplier to the military, medical and outdoor sports industries for high-strength carbon fiber and aluminum alloy tubing. And finally, A Difficult Challenge, Motherfucker, Do You Accept It: Where is this lonely wet hitchhiker? |
April 22, 2017 | |||||||
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April 21, 2017 | |||||
Welcome To National Random Drug Test Day.Himalayan salt is rock salt from the Punjab region of Pakistan. It is mined at the Khewra Salt Mine in Khewra, Jhelum District, Punjab, which is situated in the foothills of the Salt Range hill system in the Punjab province of the Indo-Gangetic Plain. It is located approximately 190 miles from the Himalayas, 160 miles from Lahore, and 185 miles from Amritsar, India. Himalayan salt is chemically similar to table salt plus mineral impurities. It consists of 95–98% sodium chloride, 2–4% polyhalite (potassium, calcium, magnesium, sulfur, oxygen, hydrogen), 0.01% fluoride, 0.01% iodine, and micro-amounts of numerous trace minerals. The salt crystals have an off-white to transparent color while impurities in some veins of salt give it a pink, reddish, or beef red color. An armoire desk is a writing-table built within a large cabinet, usually 5–7 feet high, and usually placed against a wall like its antique uncle, the secretary desk. Some armoire desks have a fixed work surface, which stays in place when the doors are closed, and moves only for ergonomic adjustments. This kind of armoire desk is a direct descendant of the antique rolltop desk which was common in corporate or government offices three or four generations ago, since it provides a fast and efficient way to store or hide current work. The cabinet is closed by two full-height doors, to keep out dust or to give a tidy appearance to a room by hiding the cluttered working surface of the desk. An exercise ball, also known as a Swiss Ball, is a ball constructed of soft elastic with a diameter of approximately 14 to 34 inches and filled with air. The air pressure is changed by removing a valve stem and either filling with air or letting the ball deflate. It is most often used in physical therapy, athletic training and exercise. It can also be used for weight training. A primary benefit of exercising with an exercise ball as opposed to exercising directly on a hard flat surface is that the body responds to the instability of the ball to remain balanced, engaging many more muscles. Those muscles become stronger over time to keep balance. Most frequently, the core body muscles -- the abdominal muscles and back muscles -- are the focus of exercise ball fitness programs. The mandarin orange is a small citrus tree with fruit resembling other oranges, usually eaten plain or in fruit salads. Mandarins are smaller and oblate, rather than spherical like the common oranges. The taste is considered less sour, as well as sweeter and stronger. A ripe mandarin is firm to slightly soft, heavy for its size, and pebbly-skinned. The peel is very thin, with very little bitter white mesocarp, so they are usually easier to peel and split into segments. Hybrids generally have these traits to a lesser degree. The tree is more drought-tolerant than the fruit. The mandarin is tender and is damaged easily by cold. It can be grown in tropical and subtropical areas.
Okay, I promised this girl I would share my hot sausage with her. Where am I headed to? FRIDAY FLICK: In Soviet Russia, Guardians guard you! Or is it, Avengers avenge you? Or maybe a little bit of both? Either way, BEAR with me for this one. "During the Cold War, an organization called 'Patriot' created a super-hero squad, which includes members of multiple Soviet Republics. For years, the heroes had to hide their identities, but in hard times they must show themselves again." Aside from Alina Lanina being ridiculously hot, what makes this flick cool? THERE'S A RUSSIAN BEAR FIRING A FUCKING BACKPACK MINIGUN, THAT'S WHAT. |
April 20, 2017 | |||||
I Actually Walked Four Miles Yesterday, So You Know, Progress And Shit.Tim Hortons is a multinational fast food restaurant based in Canada, known for its coffee and donuts. The chain's first store opened on May 17, 1964, in Hamilton, Ontario, under the name "Tim Horton Donuts"; the business was founded by Miles G."Tim" Horton, who played in the National Hockey League from 1949 until his death in a traffic collision in 1974. Aggressive expansion of the Tim Hortons business resulted in major changes to the Canadian coffee and doughnut restaurant market. Many smaller mom-and-pop doughnut shops and small chains were driven out of business, while Canada's per-capita ratio of doughnut shops surpassed those of all other countries. It is also Canada's largest quick service restaurant chain; as of December 31, 2016, it had a total of 4,613 restaurants in nine countries. Man people who smoke in restaurants really drive me fucking insane. C'mon lady, there's a goddamn NO SMOKING sign right behind you. In the United States, probation officers exist at the city, county, state, and federal levels, that is, wherever there is a court of competent jurisdiction. Probation officers investigate an offender's personal and criminal history for the court prior to sentencing and then may supervise defendants who have been sentenced to probation but not to a term of incarceration, unless, of course, the conditions of probation are violated. Typically, probation and parole officers do not wear uniforms, but dress in business casual attire. TODAY'S FIRST GEOGRAPHY LESSON, peninsula -- from Latin: paeninsula from paene "almost" and insula "island" -- is a piece of land surrounded by water on the majority of its border, while being connected to a mainland from which it extends out. A long shot, I know, but see if you can find that peninsula.
TODAY'S SECOND GEOGRAPHY LESSON, isthmus -- from Ancient Greek: isthmos "neck" -- is a narrow piece of land connecting two larger areas across an expanse of water that otherwise separates them. See if you can find that man made ithsmus. The Honda Odyssey is a minivan manufactured and marketed by Japanese automaker Honda since 1994, now in its fifth generation. The Odyssey had originally been conceived and engineered in Japan, in the wake of the country's economic crisis of the 1990s – which in turn imposed severe constraints on the vehicle's size and overall concept, dictating the minivan's manufacture in an existing facility with minimal modification. The result was a smaller minivan, in the Compact MPV class, that was well received in the Japanese domestic market but less well received in North America. |
April 19, 2017 | |||||
Man, Aaron Hernandez Just Can't Stop Killing, Can He?Bring the beaches of the Mediterranean to your backyard with the Nanni Lettino Chaise Lounge. This innovative chaise lounge represents the best in style, function and comfort that Italy has to offer. Its sleek design is surpassed only by its comfort and durability. The anodized aluminum frame and marine grade stainless steel bolts provide a solid and strong structure that is resistant to rust, corrosion and the elements. The unique stitch-free fabric is easily washable and specially mounted to prevent sagging. Only The Nanni Lettino chaise lounge provides the unique "shade roof" allowing you to protect your face from the sun without the need for an umbrella, and folds into less than 4" thick for easy storage and portability. Have you ever wondered how and why restaurants number their tables? The crux of the answer involves a restaurant's seating chart, a one-page sheet that both delineates server stations and provides a one-look shapshot of every table in every room. It's the most important organizational tool in a restaurant and is laid out very logically because so many staffers -- front desk, bussers, servers, managers -- refer to it and depend on it. The numbering sequence begins at a pivot point, usually the kitchen door or the food window, with table numbers increasing from that point; one row of tables is the teens, the next is the 20s, and so on so. This way food runners can literally count tables as they go, until they reach the table in question. Oh and hey, I have to meet this chick for some cannoli and some limoncello. Where am I headed to?
An examination table is used to support patients during medical examinations. During these exams, doctors in offices, clinics and hospitals use an adjusting mechanism to manipulate and position the table to allow patient support, closer examination of a portion or the entire patient, and the ability to move the patient on and off the table safely. Examination tables often have rolls of paper in which patients sit on, protecting the table. The paper is normally discarded after each patient uses the table. Oh and hey, I have to meet these chick to get my bright red bucket back. Where am I headed to? Metal picnic tables are an excellent addition to any business in need of quality seating. A thermoplastic protective coating provides a smooth, high-gloss surface that stays cool to the touch for comfortable seating in the sun. Thermoplastic coating resists fading, mold and vandalism, and will ensure maintenance-free durability through years of high-traffic usage. Underneath the table, rugged galvanized tubular steel frame is shielded with a powder coat finish for rust-prevention and resilience against the elements. Bench and table corners are beveled for safety and mounting tabs allow anchoring to ground for stability and security. |
April 18, 2017 | |||||
I'm Not 100% Positive, But I Think He's Talking About Skyline Chili."When I was in college, I went to school in Corpus Christi, TX and had taken a weekend trip to San Antonio to hang out with some friends. On a whim, the Sunday afternoon I was scheduled to drive back I stopped by the ATT center to look at the Spurs store and decided to attend a Kings/Spurs game in the evening which cost about 20 bucks. So I go to the game and inside is a BBQ food stand and go to town on probably more than a pound of chopped BBQ with about a gallon of sauce. Fast forward to later on and I arrived into Corpus at around midnight where my roommate promptly wanted to go have a late night dinner at Denny's. I chow down some more, we leave and start to head back home when the bubble guts hit. My apartment wasn't too far but I wasn't going to make it so I tell him to pull into Walmart. As I get out of the car my guts are screaming to be let loose and I'm clenching my ass and doing a penguin walk and as I'm walking, shit starts leaking into my underwear and jeans. I don't think it's too bad, I figure it's something I could manage to save using a whole bunch of toilet paper. I run into the stall and pull down my pants and release what's left of the shit and I realize it's got a reddish tint to it due to the BBQ sauce. I look at my underwear and jeans and they are covered with what looks like that Ohio chili Burneko is always yammering on about. I'm so embarrassed and don't know what to do, and about a half hour later a Walmart employee walks in and I tell him to call an ambulance so I can fake getting out of Walmart. Think about that, I was so embarrassed to just run out of store and hop back into the car and embarrass myself and roommate that I ask the employee to dial 911 and call for an ambulance. So paramedics arrive and I tell them that the red poop might be due to blood and they put me on a gurney and rush me to hospital with my friend driving behind me. Several hours later and after a multitude of tests, x-rays and drugs administered to me one of the doctors comes in and tells me I actually DO have something wrong with me. They said one of my ureters which funnels pee from the kidneys to my bladder is closed and that they have to put a stent in to keep it open. Several days later I have a procedure done where I went in for outpatient surgery and they shoved a stent in through my dickhole and basically inflated a long rubber balloon that would hold my ureter open. About six months later, I went into doctors office, the female doc applied some novocaine to the head of my dick and used some wiry alligator clamp thing to reach in and pull out about a footlong balloon out of my dickhole, fully awake. This was all because I didn't want to be embarrassed for five minutes." - Jon via Drew Magary
You've heard it a million times: The best way to stay healthy is to eat a wide variety of vitamin-rich foods. But eating a wide variety of foods can sometimes be difficult in our on-the-go culture. Enter super foods. They're packed with vitamins, minerals, and antioxidants, which minimize the cell damage that may lead to heart disease, cancer, and other diseases. Researchers at the Human Nutrition Research Center on Aging at Tufts University measured various fruits and vegetables for their oxygen radical absorbance capacity, or their antioxidant power. Which pack the most powerful antioxidant punch? Blueberries and strawberries lead the list. Halls Breezers are great tasting non-mentholated drops that soothe everyday throat irritations. Whether it is a scratchy throat or a cough that won't quit or if you just want something to help you boost your immune system, Halls has you covered. Halls Breezers provides fast, effective relief that starts working within 10 seconds. And I have to admit, I had imagined someone would have nailed down the sexually harrassed statue by now. |
April 17, 2017 | |||||
Shit, I Forgot To Post All My Easter Girls This Weekend, Sorry!Dim sum is a style of Chinese cuisine, particularly Cantonese but also other varieties, prepared as small bite-sized portions of food served in small steamer baskets or on small plates. Dim sum dishes are usually served with tea, and together form a full tea brunch. Dim sum can be cooked by steaming and frying, among other methods. The serving sizes are usually small and normally served as three or four pieces in one dish. It is customary to order family style, sharing dishes among all members of the dining party. Because of the small portions, people can try a wide variety of food. In Cantonese teahouses, carts with dim sum will be served around the restaurant for diners to order from without leaving their seats. A Bimini top is an open-front canvas top for the cockpit of a boat or Jeep, usually supported by a metal frame. Bimini tops differ from dodgers in that dodgers include protection in front and on the sides, while a Bimini does not. The Bimini is used mostly as protection from the sun; it offers no protection from wind, rain, or spray when moving forward at any speed. Rain protection is only given if the boat is stationary and there is not any wind. Most Biminis can be collapsed when not in use, and raised again if shade or shelter from rain is desired. In hip hop culture, a grill is a type of jewelry worn over the teeth. Grills began to be worn by hip hop artists in New York City in the early 1980s, and upgraded during the 90s in Oakland. They became even more widely popular during the mid-2000s due to the rise of Southern hip hop rap and the more mainstream pop culture status hip hop attained. Though grills are fitted to the tooth impression of the wearer, it is proven that there is no long term effect to wearing grills. Can you find this tool wearing a grill out in public? Cheerios is an American brand of cereal manufactured by General Mills, consisting of pulverized oats in the shape of a solid torus. Cheerios were introduced on May 1, 1941 as CheeriOats, but the name was changed to Cheerios in 1945. Cinnamon Nut Cheerios were the first departure from original Cheerios in mid-1976, while the second were Honey Nut Cheerios, introduced in 1979. A widely successful marketing campaign led General Mills to become highly successful and sell approximately 1.8 million cases of Honey Nut Cheerios in its first year alone.
Ticino is an Italian-speaking region in southern Switzerland with palm-lined lakes and sharp Alpine peaks. Its architecture, cuisine and culture is closely related to that of neighboring Italy. Bellinzona, the capital of Ticino, is home to medieval castles. Lugano, a town on glacial Lake Lugano, is known for its waterfront promenade and Piazza della Riforma, a square lined with neoclassical buildings. Can you find these red benches? Two of Britain's biggest-selling sun cream brands may be putting users at risk because they are not providing the level of protection claimed, consumer and health watchdogs warn. The failure suggests users are being put at risk of sunburn and even worse at a time of mounting concern over skin cancer. Laboratory tests found that products sold under the Boots Soltan and Hawaiian Tropic brands offered only two-thirds of the sun protection stated on the label. |
April 15, 2017 | ||||||||
Insert Your Favorite Easter Weekend Joke Here.
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April 14, 2017 | |||||
Mad Dog Brings The Big Fire.A GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast bomb strikes #ISIS cave and tunnel systems in the Achin district of the Nangarhar Province in eastern Afghanistan at 7:32 p.m. local time Thursday. The strike was designed to minimize risk to Afghan and U.S. Forces conducting clearing operations in the area while maximizing the destruction of ISIS fighters and facilities and eliminate any perceived safe haven for ISIS in Afghanistan. Meet the bralette, the underwire bra's kid sister. She's a dainty little thing, all flimsy straps, lace, and minimal padding. After years of playing second fiddle, she's finally enjoying some time in the limelight: displays at major retailers, articles about her growing influence. But watch out: this ingenue has her eye on snatching the best supporting role from the overbearing hooks of the underwire bra. The Sun Products Corporation is a North American provider of laundry detergent, fabric softeners, and other household care products. With annual sales of $1.6 billion, the company's products are sold under brands that include All, Wisk, Snuggle, Sun, Surf, and Sunlight. Sun Products holds the second largest market share in the $10 billion North American fabric care market. The products Wisk, All, Surf, Sunlight, and Snuggle were acquired from Unilever when its North American laundry detergents were divested in 2008, allowing Huish to acquire them. After the acquisition of the Unilever product portfolio, the company's name was changed to Sun Products. In 2012, Sun Products Corporation sold the White Rain brand to High Ridge Brands. From frayed hemlines to a twist on the Canadian tuxedo and the return of the mini skirt, there are plenty of denim looks to try this season. So what's the freshest way to give your wardrobe a quick and easy sartorial face-lift? Printed denim. An extension of the crazy, printed-pants trend, several bold patterns have now made their way into the bursting-at-the-seams denim drawer, and I couldn't be happier. The second generation Audi A4, internally designated Typ 8E, debuted on 10 October 2000, now riding on the Volkswagen Group B6 platform. The car's new styling was developed under Peter Schreyer between 1996–1998, inspired by the Bauhaus design language of the C5 (second-generation) Audi A6 introduced in 1997. Can you show me where this Audi A4 was parked?
Also as I re-look at it, I think that last photo was edited to add tits. So the location is real, but I think the nudity is not. Either way, since you were sucessful in finding that park bench, I suppose it shouldn't be too difficult to find this park bench, too. So I've pretty much given up on using Youtube for any more FRIDAY FLICKS. I dunno if they've implemented a new AI that scours new videos for copyrighted content, or hired a shit ton of $1/day Indian workers or what, but any decent movie someone uploads gets yanked down within a few hours of being posted. So I've found another source of movies -- which as with most freebie sites, I will encourage a popup blocker -- and will be of interest to rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists. |
April 13, 2017 | |||||
Walking Through Your County Animal Shelter Is The Most Depressing Thing EVAR.Your skin can burn if it gets too much sun without proper protection from sunscreen and clothes. To help heal and soothe stinging skin, it is important to begin treating sunburn as soon as you notice it. The first thing you should do is get out of the sun, and preferably indoors. Most sunburns are mild causing only skin redness, pain, and irritation or possibly a rash due to involvement of the outer layer of skin, called a first degree burn. This type of burn may be painful to touch. The General Lee -- sometimes referred to as simply "the General" -- is the name given to a 1969 Dodge Charger driven in the television series The Dukes of Hazzard by the Duke boys, Bo and Luke. In the aftermath of the 2015 Charleston, South Carolina shooting deaths, there was a backlash against the Confederate battle flag, due to the flag's historical associations with southern pride in the United States. In response, Warner Bros announced they would halt production of General Lee toy cars. Ben Jones criticized the move, stating, "I think all of Hazzard Nation understands that the Confederate battle flag is the symbol that represents the indomitable spirit of independence which keeps us 'makin' our way the only way we know how.'" John Schneider responded by stating, "I take exception to those who say that the flag on the General Lee should always be considered a symbol of racism. Is the flag used as such in other applications? Yes, but certainly not on the Dukes." I think a fantastic challenge would have been to find this wooden bench and flowers, but there's simply not enough to go on. So instead, I'd like you to find these central fountains.
STILL UP FOR GRABS: what is she double fisting, where is this McCafe, and where in NYC can I park and Pepsi. Scotties is a facial tissue brand originally owned by the Scott Paper Company. Created in 1955, it is noted for its emphasis on softness. Kimberly-Clark, owner of the rival Kleenex brand, acquired Scott Paper in 1997. For competitive reasons, it was required to resell the Scotties business in the U.S. to Irving Tissue. Kruger Inc. separately acquired Scott's Canadian subsidiary, now known as Kruger Products, which sells Scotties tissues there.
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April 12, 2017 | |||||
I've Been Browsing PetFinder and AdoptAPet Lately, So Who Knows.Angry Orchard Green Apple Hard Cider showcases the recognizable tart, puckering flavor characteristic of green apples that's meant to be enjoyed year-round and is unlike any other cider. Green Apple's soft, bright acidity complements heavier flavors of smoked meats and sharp cheeses, as well as sweet desserts. Angry Orchard uses the ripest apples harvested by hand to ensure the highest quality. The result is a distinctly crisp and refreshing cider. You'll taste the difference. Adam and Eve, according to the creation myth of the Abrahamic religions, were the first man and woman and the ancestors of all humans. The story of Adam and Eve is central to the belief that God created human beings in a Garden of Eden, although they fell away from that state into the present world full of death, evil, pain and suffering. Any idea where they're hanging out these days? A bark is a sound most commonly produced by dogs and other animals including wolves, coyotes, pinnipeds, foxes and quolls. Barking in domestic dogs is a controversial topic. While suggested that barking is "non-communicative," data exists to show that it may well be a means of expression that became increasingly sophisticated during domestication. However, due to the lack of consensus over whether or not dogs actually communicate using their barks, there has not been much work done on categorizing the different types of barking in dogs. Woof is the most common representation in the English language for this sound, especially for large dogs. McCafé is a coffee-house-style food and beverage chain, owned by McDonald's. Conceptualised and launched in Melbourne, Australia in 1993 by McDonald's Licensee Ann Brown, and introduced to the public with help from late McDonald's CEO Charlie Bell. Reports indicated that McCafé outlets generated 15% more revenue than a regular McDonald's and, by 2003, were the largest coffee shop brand in Australia and New Zealand. The first one in the United States opened in Chicago, Illinois, in May 2001 when there were about 300 worldwide. Can you find this one?
New York's roads are congested, and you have two options: on-street parking; and commercial parking facilities. On street parking rates for vary across the five boroughs. Parking rates are posted on each parking meter, and the legal parking duration is posted in the top left hand corner of the green meter signs. Legal parking durations vary from 1 hour to 12 hours, but meters do not have to be paid on Sundays. There are also over 1100 parking facilities in Manhattan, and prices vary wildly between neighboring garages and lots. Any idea where I can grab a Pepsi when I park? In oceanography, a shoal is a natural submerged ridge, bank, or bar that consists of sand, rocks, or other unconsolidated material, and rises from the bed of a body of water to near the surface. Often it refers to those submerged ridges, banks, or bars that rise near enough to the surface of a body of water as to constitute a danger to navigation. Two or more shoals that are either separated by shared troughs or interconnected sedimentary and hydrographic processes are referred to as a shoal complex. |
April 11, 2017 | ||||
World's Greatest Kurt Russell Diarrhea Story."We heard that our friend, Tim Saccardo, had the world's greatest Kurt Russell diarrhea story (there are a lot of diarrhea songs and stories out there). We asked him to share it with our Comedy.com readers in excruciating and explosive detail. After a few prune juice cocktails and a promise of fame and fortune, Tim agreed. We now present you with the world's greatest Kurt Russell diarrhea story:" My first celebrity sighting in Los Angeles was not at a premiere or a party or The Grove. It was in a rundown movie theater bathroom, and he was coming straight at me out of a stall. I wasn't sure if anybody was in there. When I reached down to check if it was locked, the door suddenly flew open and there he was – Kurt Russell. Not “Tango & Cash” Kurt Russell, not “Big Trouble in Little China” Kurt Russell, not even “Captain Ron” Kurt Russell, but a Kurt Russell I can only describe as at-a-major-low-point-in-his-life Kurt Russell. This particular Kurt Russell had long greasy hair that clumped together just above his shoulders. His face was overgrown by a week or two of jagged stubble and his blotchy skin glistened with a thick film of oil and flop sweat. His squinty eyes seemed confused by the harsh fluorescent bathroom lights, and it was difficult to tell whether Mr. Russell was at the peak of a weeklong bender or struggling to survive some mutant overseas virus. Throughout it all, however, he was still conscious enough of his fame to make a cursory attempt to shield his movie star face from gawking onlookers like me. In an instant, he was gone, just as quickly as he had appeared. In a momentary daze, I tried to make sense of what just happened. Then I saw it. In the bathroom stall just vacated by Hollywood legend Kurt Russell moments ago, sat a toilet covered in diarrhea. And allow me to make myself clear. I don't mean that Kurt Russell forgot to flush, or Kurt Russell left a floater, or Kurt Russell neglected to cover up a bowl-side skidmark with a piece of toilet paper. I mean that Kurt Russell left the toilet covered in murky brown liquid shit. Shit filling the bowl, shit running down the sides, shit splattered on the checkered tile floor, shit that produced a stench thick enough to simultaneously choke me and punch me in the face. In movie-speak, Kurt Russell had left a “Backdraft” and then “Escaped from L.A.” all in a Santa Monica men's room. So, what did I learn from this? That Kurt Russell is a disgusting pig with no regard for his fellow movie theater bathroom patrons? Possibly. But beyond that, I learned that diarrhea is the great equalizer. We've all had it, both the famous and the non-famous. Just because you starred in “Tequila Sunrise” does not mean you don't make the occasional brown sunset. Just because you bombed in “3000 Miles to Graceland” does not mean that you don't drop a crap bomb after eating a bad chimichanga. Just because you made a major career comeback in Quentin Tarantino's “Death Proof” does not mean that you are turd proof. Just because you played the classic role of Snake Plissken in “Escape from New York” does not mean the occasional butt snake does not escape from you. So you see, celebrities are just like us. Except for when they have diarrhea... then people read about it on the Internet. -- Posted by Tim Saccardo, who will never go into a public restroom again. Originally published at hollywoodfail.com [dead link]. |
April 10, 2017 | |||||
Shit. It's Tax Time.A Bachelor of Science is an undergraduate academic degree awarded for completed courses that generally last three to five years. Whether a student of a particular subject is awarded a Bachelor of Science degree or a Bachelor of Arts degree can vary between universities. For one example, an economics degree may be given as a Bachelor of Arts by one university but as a B.Sc. by another, and some universities offer the choice of either. Some liberal arts colleges in the United States offer only the BA, even in the natural sciences, while some universities offer only the BS even in non-science fields. Oily skin has specific cleansing needs. To look and feel its best, it needs the right clean and specific care. Our gel exfoliator with microbeads deeply cleanses, tightens pores and smoothes skin. made with salicylic acid, the Clean+ Blackhead Eliminating Scrub formula with charcoal draws out blackhead-causing dirt, oil and impurities like a magnet. ENQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW: what is she double fisting?
ENQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW: where was Evita playing? Pho is a Vietnamese noodle soup consisting of broth, rice noodles called banh pho, a few herbs, and meat, primarily made with either beef or chicken. Pho is a popular street food in Vietnam and the specialty of a number of restaurant chains around the world. Vietnamese people usually consume it at any time of day. Pho originated in the early 20th century in northern Vietnam, and was popularized throughout the rest of the world by refugees after the Vietnam War. Because pho's origins are poorly documented, there is significant disagreement over the cultural influences that led to its development in Vietnam, as well as the etymology of the word itself. The Hanoi and Saigon styles of pho differ by noodle width, sweetness of broth, and choice of herbs. It is often served with sriracha sauce and both a spoon and a set of chopsticks to consume the larges pieces. |
April 8, 2017 | ||||||||
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April 7, 2017 | |||||
I'm Not A Big Fan Of Dropping The Hammer When It's Not Our/Allies' Asses In The Sling But...After considering another point of view, I believe I just may stand corrected. As someone else pointing out in another thread... "for the cost of 59 TLAMs (59 x $1.59M/ea = $93.81M) President Trump has: 1. gotten the left off his dick with that Russia puppet bullshit. 2. demonstrated to the Russians -- and anyone they sold it to, including the Premier of China who was having a sleepover at his pad -- that our robot kamikazes can penetrate Russia's latest S300 IADS at will. 3. demonstrated to the world that Trump's red lines actually mean something. 4. united the GOP under the banner of bombing shit. 5. distracted the media from the fact that Gorsuch will be sworn in on Monday." Not bad points. Touche' Bally Technologies – one of the most popular slots machine manufacturers have expanded their horizons to present fans and slots lovers alike with ZZ Top Live From Vegas – an all new interactive slot game featuring the band's catchy music and a host of attractive features. Bally is renowned for its use of innovative technology, and ZZ Top's instantly recognizable facets in addition to the band's high-energy on-stage panache are sure to deliver a ravishing time at the casino. ZZ Top Live From Texas features some of the band's finest classic rock tracks including “Cheap Sunglasses,” “Gimmie' All Your Lovin',” “Just Got Paid,” “Sharp Dressed Man,” and “Legs,” along with several concert clips, offering players with a front-row experience. Thanks to Bally's 5.1 surround-sound chair and the ALPHA Pro-Series V22/32 platform, players can now enjoy the thrill of ZZ Top's concerts in high definition. The logo commonly recognized as the peace sign since the late ‘50s began as the logo for the Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament (CND). According to the CND, it was designed in 1958 by an English professional artist/designer named Gerald Holtom, who had graduated from the Royal College of Arts. Holtom, a conscientious objector who had preferred working on a Norfolk farm during WWII instead of joining the conflict, incorporated the hand-held flag symbols for N and D into his logo, the N standing for “nuclear” and the D for “disarmament.” In semaphore, the letter N is formed by a person holding two flags in an upside-down V, and the letter D is formed by holding one flag pointed straight up and the other pointed straight down. By superimposing the flag orientation of these two letters, the bars of the peace sign were derived. So I thought figuring what/who her phone case wa about would be a piece of cake. I even extracted the partial image and rendered a guestimate of what the uncovered portion might look like, but no joy on an image search. So who or what is V/G?
Drinking fluids is crucial to staying healthy and maintaining the function of every system in your body, including your heart, brain, and muscles. It's important to stay hydrated gradually, throughout the day. Drink plenty of water, or eat water-rich foods. Can you show me where this young lass just finished her bottle of water? A distribution center for a set of products is a warehouse or other specialized building, often with refrigeration or air conditioning, which is stocked with products to be redistributed to retailers, to wholesalers, or directly to consumers. A distribution center is a principal part, the order processing element, of the entire order fulfillment process. Distribution centers are usually thought of as being demand driven. Although the primary role of a distribution center is to receive large quantities of products and ship small quantities to individual stores, an important secondary role is storage. By keeping product on hand in the distribution center, the retailer can ship a replacement almost immediately after a product is sold. "Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may." - Tyler Durden |
April 6, 2017 | |||||
A Flight Delayed Means More Time To Clean.Man this is a pretty sweet Oklahoma sweatshirt. I wonder where I can buy one? First created in the Pacific Northwest in the early 1990's, Sparkling Ice makes a portfolio of refreshingly bold sparkling waters, teas and lemonades. Bursting with real fruit flavor and just the right amount of fizz, Sparkling Ice delivers 19 irresistible fruit combinations, without all the calories. Currently recognized as one of the fastest-growing non-alcoholic beverage brands in the country, Sparkling Ice beverages are available in 12 refreshing flavors: Black Raspberry, Orange Mango, Pink Grapefruit, Kiwi Strawberry, Coconut Pineapple, Pomegranate Blueberry, Peach Nectarine, Lemon Lime, Crisp Apple, Cherry Limeade, Strawberry Watermelon and their new flavor, Black Cherry. According to the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, sexual harassment can include unwelcome sexual advances, requests for sexual favors, and other verbal or physical harassment of a sexual nature. Any idea where this poor status is being physically harassed?
Even though this poster is obscured by the camera flash, I have faith you can identify it. For skin suffocating under oily toxins, a unique combination of ten AHA-rich botanicals in these oil-free, hypo-allergenic and non-comedogenic cleansers extract deep impurities and remove stubborn pore congestion. Truly clean and able to breathe again, skin is vibrant and free of excess oil. Since 1979, Alba Botanica has offered 100% vegetarian personal care products that do beautiful for you, your friends and the animals and Earth you love. They make a full range of products packed with potent, botanical ingredients that are formulated to nourish the individualized needs of your skin and hair. Because they are committed to the health and happiness of all furry friends, we never test our products, or the ingredients that go into them, on animals. Still open: this balcony -- I know, a long shot -- and this shopping plaza.
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April 5, 2017 | |||||
Guests For A Few Days? Guess It's Time To Clean The House.Ever have one of those mornings where you just wake up and feel like you're going to drag ass all day? because that's the kind of morning I'm having. Your everyday diet can put your teeth at risk and this can happen more easily than you'd expect. In fact, up to 1 in 3 young adults ages 18-35 are at risk of acid erosion. Coffee, wine, soda, and surprisingly healthy choices, like fruit, fruit juices, sparkling water with lemon, and even some salad dressings can damage tooth enamel. As few as four acidic occasions throughout the day can put our enamel at risk. Even if you take great care of your teeth, you may not be protecting yourself against acid erosion which damages your tooth enamel, changing the shape, texture, and healthy appearance of your teeth. Everyday protection is everything when it comes to protecting against acid erosion. Sensodyne's ProNamel toothpaste is specially designed to keep your enamel stronger and better protected from the effects of acid erosion every day. A little after 1 p.m. Sunday, a steady stream of cars pulled off Highway 18 at Lake Gregory Drive. Their occupants exited, darting across the road during traffic breaks and posting up on a dirt lot next to Grotewolds Carpet Station. Others caught rides there after meeting at a high school up the road. Dressed in bright colors and holding homemade signs, they held hose posts for the rest of the afternoon, aiming to draw drivers' attention to an effort to get Nestle Waters to stop piping water out of the San Bernardino National Forest. I am officially declaring this one a long shot because unless you live in whatever this city this is and recognize some of the buildings, odd are you won't be able to identify the location of this glass balcony.
I am officially declaring this one a medium long shot because unless you live in Los Angeles and recognize some of the buildings, odd are you won't be able to identify the location of this pedestrian walkway. The BMW M54 is a straight-6 DOHC piston engine which replaced the M52 and was produced from 2000-2006. There was no "technical update" version of the M54 produced, therefore the engine specifications remained the same throughout its 7-year production. The M54 began to be phased out following the introduction of the BMW N52 in 2004. The main differences between the M54 and its M52TU predecessor are the non-return fuel system, a fully electronic throttle without mechanical backup, an electronically controlled thermostat and that the North American engines no longer use an iron block. The M54 uses an aluminium block and aluminium cylinder head with cast iron cylinder liners. |
April 4, 2017 | |||||
Better late Than Never Part Deux.In 1989, CamelBak founder Michael Eidson was competing in the "Hotter 'n Hell 100" bike race in Wichita Falls, Texas. Eidson, who was an EMT by trade, filled an IV bag with water and stuck it in a tube sock. He then pinned the tube sock to the back of his jersey, pulled the tube over his shoulder, and secured it with a clothes pin. Within a few months, Eidson began selling the first CamelBak product, the ThermalBak, which quickly became popular among cyclists. CamelBak also makes bottles, general purpose backpacks, and some specialized military and law-enforcement gear, ranging from simple back-worn water reservoirs with little to no cargo capacity, to large rucksacks with various accessories, even PALS webbing to accommodate MOLLE gear. For your first challenge, you will have to ... wait for it.... wait for it.... waaaiiittt for ittttt.... GUESS the location of this HACIENDA. Get it? A two-masted sailing vessel is commonly known as a ketch or a brig. The term was also used as shorthand for brigantine in the 1700s, but the ships eventually had different specifications that led to the specific use of the word "brig." The distinguishing characteristic of a ketch (ketamina) is that the forward of the two masts -- the mainmast -- is larger than the after mast -- the mizzen. Historically the ketch was a square-rigged vessel, most commonly used as a freighter or fishing boat in northern Europe, particularly in the Baltic and North seas. In modern usage, the ketch is a fore-and-aft rigged vessel used as a yacht or pleasure craft.
Hail to the Thief is the sixth album by the English rock band Radiohead, produced by longtime Radiohead producer Nigel Godrich. The final album released under Radiohead's recording contract with EMI, it was released on 9 June 2003 by EMI subsidiary Parlophone Records. Following Radiohead's albums Kid A and Amnesiac, which incorporated jazz, classical and electronic influences, Hail to the Thief features more traditional rock instrumentation but retains electronic elements such as drum machines, synthesisers and digital manipulation. Despite a high-profile internet leak ten weeks before its release, Hail to the Thief debuted at #1 in the United Kingdom and at #3 in the United States, and is certified platinum in the UK, the US and Canada. Here's a rather obscure one, as you may have quite a bit of difficulty ascertaining the location of these roadside planters. When people indulge themselves into having a hobby, they always find it interesting to be witnesses of the evolution of trends related to it. But just as it happens to anything in life, trends tend to attract both acceptance and rejection. Bike riding is no exception. One good example of such a trend is fat tire bikes. When they were first launched on the market, some embraced them, even if out of curiosity, while some looked at them as though they were alien life forms. Fat bikes are extremely appealing to cycling addicts that do not allow anything to confine them to indoor activity. Fat tire bikes provide improved grip and traction on the most troublesome terrain. Fat tires are suitable for riding on the rockiest beaches, something regular mountain bikes have a difficult time doing. |
April 3, 2017 | |||||
So I Hope Everyone Had a Foolish April Fools Day.Colgate is an umbrella brand principally used to sell oral hygiene products such as toothpastes, toothbrushes, mouthwashes and dental floss. Manufactured by American consumer-goods conglomerate Colgate-Palmolive, Colgate oral hygiene products were first sold by the company in 1873, sixteen years after the death of the founder, William Colgate. According to a 2015 report by market research company Kantar Worldpanel, Colgate is the only brand in the world purchased by more than half of households globally. Colgate has a global market penetration of 67.7% and a global market share of 45% - despite this, it maintained the highest growth rate of all brands in the survey, with 40 million new households purchasing Colgate products in 2014. Its global market penetration is nearly 50% higher than the second-placed brand in the study, Coca-Cola with 43.3% penetration. Likewise, Close-up is a cinnamon flavored brand of toothpaste which is marketed by Unilever, and targets the youth segment with a lifestyle appeal in its advertising campaigns. So I made it to a small car show this weekend. Cetaphil is a line of skin care products from Galderma Laboratories and Galderma-Neutrogena, including cleansers, bar soap, cream, lotion, and moisturizers. Cetaphil products are commonly sold at grocery stores and pharmacies throughout the United States, Canada and India. The brand makes products for people with sensitive, dry and/or acne-prone skin as an alternative to harsher types of soap. Cetaphil is highly used and known for its line of scent-free lotion and moisturizers. It is oil-free and can be applied to all types of skin because of its simplicity and non-harsh chemical build up, as been previously demonstrated here and here.
I wonder TWO things. Well, technically I guess I wonder three things since no one has found this cobblestone roadway yet. Otherwise, I wonder if this pink overhead pipe is still there. And second, I wonder where I can find internet supaccess offered in different languages. Romeo Must Die is a 2000 American action crime thriller film directed by Andrzej Bartkowiak in his directorial debut, and also fight choreography by Corey Yuen, and starring Jet Li and Aaliyah. In the film, a Chinese former police officer is arriving to the United States in order to avenge his brother's death. He also falls in love with a rival mobster's beautiful daughter and they are struggling together against both the Chinese and the American mobs. It is considered Jet Li's breakout role in the English speaking American film industry, and features a lot of stunt choreography as Li fights his way out of a Chinese prison, an apartment complex, and a ring of fire. |
April 1, 2017 | |||||||
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