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April Showers Bring May Flowers? Not In Florida, It's Still The Dry Season.

I learned the difference between a cross and a crucifix today. A cross is simply the t-shaped instrument that was used for crucifixion which now, bears more of a symbol of triumph for Christians. A crucifix however, is any image of that same cross with Jesus' body -- known as the corpus -- depicted on it. Catholics are free to wear either and to have either on display in their churches although most Catholic Churches would choose to have a crucifix on display, while many Protestant churches opt for the cross.

Dracaena marginata is an attractive, stiff-leaved plant with colorful foliage that sometimes goes by the name dragon tree. Most of the time, though, it's sold simply as "Dracaena marginata" or just "Dracaena." These are tough, drought-tolerant plants with aggressive root systems that make excellent houseplants, as they are a little more forgiving than some of the other dracaena. It helps that they're attractive and varied. They are sometimes grown as single-stemmed plants; other times grouped or even braided together in the same pot.

Matt Stone and Trey Parker -- the creators of South Park -- troll Tom Brady via instagram after his suspension was suspension reinstated.

A colander is a bowl-shaped kitchen utensil with holes in it used for draining food such as pasta or rice. A colander can also be used to rinse vegetables. The perforated nature of the colander allows liquid to drain through while retaining the solids inside. Conventionally, colanders are made of a light metal, such as aluminium or thinly rolled stainless steel. Modern colanders are also made of plastic, silicone, ceramic, and enamelware. Oh, and while I have your attention, see if you can tell me what brand of dishsoap she's using?

Oh, and find me this public fountain. Need a hint? Think the Big Apple.

We humans we create, we work, we stay busy from birth to death and never rest. We build, aim higher, work harder, accomplish more, and to what end? "Balance" takes an abstract look at our modern world, the full and the empty spaces and time in which we live and choose to make our lives.

FRIDAY FLICK: "We never dealt with domestic. With us, it was always war. We won the war. Now we're fighting the peace. It's a lot more volatile. Now we've got ten million crackpots out there with sniper scopes, sarin gas and C-4. Ten-year-olds go on the Net, downloading encryption we can barely break, not to mention instructions on how to make a low-yield nuclear device. Privacy's been dead for years because we can't risk it. The only privacy that's left is the inside of your head. Maybe that's enough. You think we're the enemy of democracy, you and I? I think we're democracy's last hope."

Side note? We are not a fucking democracy. We are a fucking republic; a constitutional republic, to be more precise. And I know I've posted this before but everyone should invest a few minutes out of your lunch to rewatch The John Birch Society's most popular and widely distributed presentation; specifically what they have to say regarding the American form of government. You're going to want to pay very close attention around the 17 minute mark. See you at the circus.

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Even where a community pool does not include lifeguards, associations should ensure that they have, at a minimum, the safety and first aid equipment required by the regulations, including a life ring and rescue pole. Specifically, there must be present at the community pool a 17-inch minimum diameter life ring with 3/16-inch diameter throw rope attached. The rope should be at least as long as the pool is wide. Also, there must be a rescue pole, measuring a minimum of 12 feet fixed length with a permanently attached body hook. A shorter pole is permissible for spas so long as it is long enough to facilitate rescue.

Chex Mix is a type of snack mix that includes Chex breakfast cereal (sold by General Mills) as a major component. There are commercially sold pre-made varieties of Chex Mix, as well as many recipes for homemade Chex Mix. Though contents vary, the mixes generally include an assortment of Chex cereals, chips, hard breadsticks, pretzels, nuts or crackers. Chex Mix Traditional contains 60% less fat than regular potato chips. In total, General Mills produces 13 varieties of Chex mixes, not including limited editions.

Black dude watches a hockey game for the first time, live Tweets it, and instantly becomes an internet sensation.

There are a very limited number of rotary-open mobile phones have actually come to market. In fact, I can only think of six that were available here in the US market, although I'm sure there are a few others on the European market. Your goal is to figure out which model she brought to the beach.

This AIM Sports discreet pistol bag is eEasy carrying, smart storage! Holds your favorite two handguns side by side, separated by padding to keep each piece safe from dings and scratches. All the room you need for your shooting essentials, perfect for self-defense class or other handgun training. Added bonus: it's only $8.99 shipped. Available in black, field dark earth, or green.

So this drug-related mass murder in Ohio. Crazy Oliver Stone type shit, yes? Because of the sheer brutality of what happened -- a mother was shot and killed while laying next to her four-DAY old baby -- I actually wondered if the Mexican cartels were involved. Anyway, after determining that other family members may still be at risk of being targeted, what was his advice to them? Seek police Protection? Move out of the area? Nope. His advice was for those family members to arm themselves and take an active role in their own safety.

Easy Peasey, Japanesey: what did she drink to stay hydrated at the beach. Not quite so Japanesey: find this cabana.

Writing his 1995 book Death in Yellowstone, park historical archivist Lee H. Whittlesey sifted through National Park Service records to identify nineteen human fatalities from falling into thermal features. The victims include seven young children who slipped away from parents, teenagers who fell through thin surface crust, fishermen who inadvertently stepped into hot springs near Yellowstone Lake, and park concession employees who illegally took hot pot swims in thermal pools.

On This Day In 1953, Classy Freddie Blassie Coined The Term "Pencil Neck Geek"

The Nintendo DS's charge port looks a lot like a mini USB plug. In fact, it really is, just modified a bit. One enterprising hacker decided he'd make his DS USB-compatible. And although it seems to have been a relatively straightforward operation, I question the practicality of it when there are USB charge cables for the DS for $4. The instructions are here, but he's careful to warn readers that this is really more of an experiment than something that everyone should be doing. Still, it'd be one less cable to carry around with you.

Unlike other traditional lights which require bundles of cables and drain a lot of power, LED lights are much simpler to use and easy to install. The cluster of these miniature size lights are fixtures made in such an efficient way that they are capable of illuminating any area of your choice. LED strip lights are in the form of a long run cable that have LEDs mounted in it. This row of LEDs are often used to illuminate sides, boundaries and edges of windows, decks, pools and many similar objects. LED light fixtures have a cluster of LEDs enclosed in one unit. They provide adjustable angle and directed lighting with high lumen rating. They can be fitted beneath a cabinet, underwater pool surface and roof top application.

SAY HELLO TO HIS LITTLE FRIEND: Brian De Palma may very well be the greatest living movie director, having lent unparalleled style and richness to movies like Scarface, Blow Out, Body Double, and a shit ton more. So a documentary about the man and his films is a huge deal, and now we have the simply-titled De Palma and a trailer for same.

As you might, expect, I'm a beer guy. My tastes run to heavy stouts and porters -- my saying is 'I like a beer I can chew' -- but every once in a while I like to dip my toes on the crazy end of the pool and see what's out there. So while I'm not usually a winecooler/malt beverage kind of guy, this just looks delicious. Maybe it's just the sun and the beach talking, but does anyone have any idea what it is, besides watermelon flavor?

Just because someone's a professional athlete doesn't mean they can't still really geek out over the sixth season of Game of Thrones, which kicked off with the season premiere last night. The SF Giants' Hunter Pence went all-out to throw a Game of Thrones viewing party that included some awesome decorations and what appears to be period-specific foods like cheese, bread, crackers, and meat.

Oh, and these people seem to be lining up for something. Can you show me where, I so I can get in line, too?

Born in 1868, Charles Rennie Mackintosh was a Scottish architect, designer, water colorist, artist, and designer in the Post-Impressionist movement and also the best known representative of Art Nouveau in the United Kingdom. By 1923, the Mackintoshes had moved to Port-Vendres, a Mediterranean coastal town in southern France with a warm climate that was a comparably cheaper location in which to live. Mackintosh had entirely abandoned architecture and design and concentrated on watercolor painting. Many of his paintings depict Port Vendres, a small port near the Spanish border, and the landscapes of Roussillon.

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Holy Shit Once Next Month Is Gone We'll Be Halfway Thrtough 2016.

An infinity mirror is a pair of mirrors, set up in a recursive manner, creating a series of smaller and smaller reflections that appear to recede into an infinite distance. The infinity mirror effect is produced whenever there are two parallel reflective surfaces which can bounce a beam of light back and forth an indefinite (theoretically infinite) number of times. The reflections appear to recede into the distance because the light actually is traversing the distance it appears to be traveling. Each additional reflection adds length to the path the light must travel before exiting the mirror. If the mirrors are not precisely parallel, but instead are canted at a slight angle, the "visual tunnel" will be perceived to be curved (off to one side) as it recedes into infinity.

To show how fake celebrity publicity pictures are, comedian Celeste Barber has dedicated her own Instagram account to hilarious recreations of celebrity photos. Suck it Kim, Kardashian.

Brass brings a warm, burnished glow to household items, ranging from switch plates, door knockers, and lamps to bathroom fixtures, furniture, and even kitchen utensils. Brass is a strong, corrosion-resistant, and relatively inexpensive alloy made from a combination of zinc and copper, and on account of its bright, golden color, the material has long been a favorite material for home furnishings and decorative accents. Like any metal, brass can become dull and tarnished over time. However, with only a little bit of knowledge—and some elbow grease, too—you can keep your brass accents polished and shining. Regular touch ups with a microfiber cloth will help keep dust and dirt from accumulating and keep your brass accents lovely and lustrous.

A goon is a noted tough guy hockey player known for his fighting skills. Goons are usually fourth line players that are limited in skill and only see limited action during a game. Recently, the number of goons in the NHL has been declining due to the decreased number of staged fights during games. Because many goons are primarily fighters with limited offensive or defensive skills, coaches stop using them and many get traded or demoted to minor hockey leagues when they are not needed. Here is a tribute to the 15 Biggest Goons in sports history.

It wouldn't take too much Google Fu to figure out this Style Magazine is the the April 2014 issue. But it will take a decidedly higher level of Google Fu to tell me exactly which issue of what magazine this girl was reading when she decided to get slim, fit, and healthy.

Ahhh, the old alt.tasteless archives. Shit man, that was late 90's before the turn'o'the'millenium. Good times, good times. Anyway, I do believe this is the knowledge you seek.

The Ruger AR-556 is a semi-automatic M4-style, direct impingement Modern Sporting Rifle that offers consumers a fun to shoot, affordable rifle with rugged reliability. Extensively tested during its development, the AR-556 is constructed from top-quality components, including forged aluminum upper and lower receivers and a cold hammer-forged, chrome-moly steel barrel with M4 feed ramp cuts. This model is chambered in 5.56 NATO and comes equipped with a telescoping 6-position stock, 30-round Magpul magazine and enlarged trigger guard. Plus, it uses standardized M4/AR components so customization is hassle free. Buying one is also hassle free. Simply make four payments of $139.41 ($557.64) -- that's almost $200 less than MSRP -- then add a whopping $4.99 to cover shipping to your FFL and viola, it's yours!

DNS and BIND tells you everything you need to work with one of the Internet's fundamental building blocks: the distributed host information database that's responsible for translating names into addresses, routing mail to its proper destination, and even listing phone numbers with the new ENUM standard. This book brings you up-to-date with the latest changes in this crucial service. Whether you're an administrator involved with DNS on a daily basis or a user who wants to be more informed about the Internet and how it works, you'll find DNS and BIND is essential reading.

Well Now. You're Up Early This Morning, Aren't You?

Hotel room thermometers normally don't let you adjust the temperature above or below a certain point, which can lead to some pretty warm rooms in the summer time or chilly ones in the winter. If you want more control, here's how to override your hotel thermometer, put it in "VIP" mode, and tweak it where you like it. This trick also disables the motion sensors that many hotels use to only keep the heating and cooling system active at all when a guest is in the room -- that means that you won't have to wait for a sweltering room to gradually cool off when you get back from a long day, or wait for an ice cold room to warm up in the winter.

Many recycling bins are designed to be easily recognizable, and are marked with slogans promoting recycling on a blue or green background along with the universal recycling symbol. Others are intentionally unobtrusive. Bins are sometimes different colors so that user may differentiate between the types of materials to be placed in them. While there is no universal standard, in the United States the color blue is commonly used to indicate a bin is for recycling in public settings, while green recycling bins are more prevalent in Europe.

Google has a new series that exemplifies the new trend towards interactive 360-degree video. With a storyline that, I think is a little reminiscent of Battle Los Angeles, 360 Google Spotlight Story: HELP depicts a deadly meteor shower in Los Angeles. But meteors are the least of your worries as you navigate this story, since this shower has brought an alien monster that's rampaging through the city's Chinatown district.

Look, I'm a little ashamed to admit this, but I'm kind of running into some money issues and think I might need some sort of bridge loan to get me tyhrough to the end of the month. I've got some decent collateral, so I'm just looking for a lender who is willing to make the loan. Any idea where I should head to?

Sequins are disk-shaped beads used for decorative purposes. In earlier centuries, they were made from shiny metals but today, sequins are most often made from plastic. They are available in a wide variety of colors and geometrical shapes, and are commonly used on clothing, jewelry, bags, shoes and many other accessories. Evidence exists that gold sequins were being used as decoration on clothing or paraphernalia in the Indus Valley as early as 2500BC, during the Kot Diji phase.

Worth a bookmark: when you get around to stockpiling a little bit, here is every gun/ammo store listed alphabetically, including exactly how many deals they have going at the moment.

Recently purchased by big fashion names Nakash and Von Furstenberg, the 120 suite Le Palace Dde South Beach hotel has quicly become one of the most popular luxury hotels in South Beach, standing out thanks to its fusion of art deco style and Far-Eastern simplicity and refinement Last summer it also launched a new top of the range experience that is unique in Florida - the Ocean Suites - and its spa has just been rebranded by THÉMAÉ Paris, a cosmetic and spa brand whose revitalising rituals and exclusive cosmetic products are made from extracts of four different tea varietes.

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so do we have this bathroom peeing thing sorted out yet? just asking. you know, for a friend.

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Thank God It's Friday.

Back in the early 1900's, before the advent of air conditioning, the summer season was bracketed by Memorial Day and Labor Day. Society flocked en masse from town house to seaside cottage or mountain cabin to escape the heat. City clothes were left behind in exchange for lighter, whiter, summer outfits. Come fall and the return to the city, summer clothes were put away and more formal city clothes donned once more. It was an age when there was a dress code for practically every occasion, and the signal to mark the change between summer resort clothes and clothing worn for the rest of the year was encapsulated in the dictum No white after Labor Day. And it stuck. Of course you can wear white after Labor Day, and it makes perfect sense to do so in climates where September's temperatures are hardly fall-like.

Alize is a line of alcoholic beverages produced in several varieties which can be consumed "neat" or can be used in mixed drinks. As of 2008, the line consists of three cognac-based liqueurs, two vodka-based liqueurs, and two grades of cognac. The first beverage in the line, Alize Gold Passion, was created in 1984 by Spice Jackson and Fame Fortune as a blend of French cognac, passion fruit juice, and other exotic fruit juices. Alize Gold Passion, Red Passion and Wild Passion are 16% alcohol (32 proof). Vodka-containing varieties Alize Bleu and Alize Rose are 18% alcohol (36 proof). Alize VS and VSOP cognacs are 40% alcohol (80 proof).

Old and busted: Now we're cooking with grease. Or gas. The new hotness: Now we're cooking with beer.

Attention Tom Clancy fans, I need help identifying his book (or game?) located on the lowest shelf. The only Clancy novel I know that includes the word rainbow, is Rainbox Six. And since "six" in Swedish is "sex," I don't think that's it. Next I considered the games that have been released, based upon the Rainbox Six World. [siege -> belagring] No. [rogue spear -> rogue spjut] No. [lockdown -> lasning] Maybe? Does anyone have any ideas?

In the summer of 2002, Heineken introduced its 24 oz. mini keg can in the US. Besides having twice the volume of a normal aluminum beverage can, the mini keg's unusual design includes a number of ridges and rings that make it much more rigid. Sometime around 2004 ultralight backpacking enthusiasts began experimenting with using the new can design as a cooking pot. The community has evolved the design of these cooking pots to a remarkable extent, and although there seem to be as many variations as there are builders, a few common features seem to be emerging.

AmmoLand Shooting and Heizer Defense are giving away a $450.00 Heizer Defense PAR1 Pocket AR Pistol -- that's right, a single shot pistol chambered in .223/5.56 NATO -- to one lucky email subscriber.

And finally, in light of the real-time video simulation of the Titanic sinking, I thought this would be appropriate for today's FRIDAY FLICK: "What a lovely thing she was... Standing as high in the water as one of your skyscrapers, longer than two rugby fields, and furnishings to match the finest mansions in England. She was one of a kind, no question about it, and God himself, they said, couldn't sink her. Then in two hours she was gone... and fifteen hundred souls with her." Keep in mind Raise The Titanic was filmed five years before the wreck was actually discovered, and before we knew she had broken into two pieces.

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QUICK, NO TIME TO EXPLAIN. JUST SHOW ME exactly where this woman is loitering.

In modern swimming competitions, records are typically broken by fractions of a second and increasingly the way to win in the swimming competitions is either to be a faster swimmer or to use a better swimsuit. The swimsuits used in competitive sports are designed to reduce ater resistance -- called drag -- on the swimmers as they push forward in the water. The drag faced by the swimmer in the water is caused by the body shape of the swimmer and the friction of water against the skin of the swimmer. A light and soft material is used to reduce the friction between water and skin whereas a stronger material is used to compress and streamline the body shape of the swimmer in order to reduce the water drag.

The shaka sign, sometimes known as "hang loose", is a gesture often associated with Hawaii and surf culture. It consists of extending the thumb and smallest finger while holding the three middle fingers curled, and gesturing in salutation while presenting the front or back of the hand; the hand may be rotated back and forth for emphasis. The shaka sign was adopted from local Hawaiian culture and customs by visiting surfers in the 1960s, and its use has spread around the world.

Knowledge is power: here is a list of the most popular concealed carry handguns of 2015. And once you've picked one out, here are five things you should always practice when carrying concealed.

NOW I WOULD LIKE YOU TO SHOW ME: exactly where this closed store is.

Here are six words I want you to pay very close attention to, because you have longed to hear them even if you didn't know it: Lingerie. Football. League. Bench. Clearing. Brawl. Yeah, you're welcome.

Timothy Bruce Schmit is an American musician, singer, and songwriter, best known for his work as the bass guitar player and singer for Poco and the Eagles. Schmit has also worked for decades as a session musician and solo artist. In 1998, he was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame as a member of the Eagles, the first year they were nominated.

Puff Puff, Give. Puff Puff, Give. You Fuckin' Up The Rotation.

Here we have Triumph the Insult Comic Dog discusses gender identity, micro aggressions and trigger warnings with young college voters -- and yes, the trigger warning girl's facial expression is FUCKING HILARIOUS -- as part of Triumph's Election Special 2016. You're welcome.

The Technics P-50 is a beautifully rich piano sound, a broad selection of voices and incredibly realistic keyboard touch response. All housed in a simple, stylish body thats compact and light enough to carry almost anywhere. Featuring an incredibly robust aluminium casing with an attractive curved form-factor, the P-50 is an ideal stage piano and makes an excellent MIDI controller. So if you are looking for a digital piano that delivers piano playing enjoyment and much, much more? The choice is easy: the Technics P-50.

Battlezone is a first-person tank combat arcade game from Atari released in November 1980. The player controls a tank which is attacked by other tanks and missiles. The player views the screen, which includes an overhead radar view to find and destroy the rather slow tanks, or the faster moving supertanks. Battlefield is played on a flat plane with a mountainous horizon featuring an erupting volcano, distant crescent moon, and various geometric solids like pyramids and blocks. Activision released a critically acclaimed remake, Battlezone 98, in late 1998. Five years later, Rebellion bought the Battlezone franchise from the Atari bankruptcy proceedings and thanks to an upcoming re-release, modern computers can now experience the classic game with full Steam support.

Do you have what it takes to tell me exactly what day this photo was taken? Well do you, maggot?!

Large or small, a propane tank can sometimes be an obvious addition to a home's landscape. It's only natural that a homeowner would want his landscape to be attractive, and a propane tank can seem quite an obstacle in this instance. The National Fire Protection Association (NFPA) has set standards for the color of propane tanks. At the most basic, these standards state that tanks should be painted a light, reflective color. In fact, there are several restrictions on the color and type of paint that should be used. Not only does the NFPA set standards, there are also federal and state laws that figure into safety and serviceability of your propane tank. Common colors used for propane tanks include white, silver, and light gray.

Early electric stoves were unsatisfactory due to the cost of electricity -- as compared with wood, coal, or city gas -- limited power available from the electrical supply company, poor temperature regulation, and short life of heating elements. In the United States, even though three companies had introduced electric stoves in 1908, penetration was rare; an electric stove was still considered a novelty in the 1920s. The invention of nichrome alloy for resistance wires improved the cost and durability of heating elements, and by the 1930s, decreased cost of electric power and modernized styling of electric stoves had greatly increased their acceptance.

Old and busted: Choose Your Own Adventure books from when you were a kid. The new hotness: Choose Your Own Apocalypse, an interactive novel played entirely within YouTube. Make your choices, pick your allies, select the best approach, and maybe you'll make it all the way to New Vegas.

Because it just seems appropriate today, here's your FOUR-TWENTY FLICK: "Oh, no, son. That's not the way it is. You kids have been nothin' but punks. Sissified. So quick to pick up a gun. Too scared to take an ass-whipping. [holds up fists] This is what makes you a man. When I was growing up, this was all the protection we needed. You win some, you lose some, but you live. You live to fight another day. Now you think you're a man with that gun in your hand, don't you?"

And still no joy on finding these bay windows. Hey, I told you that was going to be a tough one.

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Coconuts can cause death, typically as a result of the fruit falling from trees and striking people on the head. Following a 1984 study on "Injuries Due to Falling Coconuts," exaggerated claims spread concerning the numbers of deaths by coconut. A few people a year have become a widely circulated urban legend. The legend gained momentum after a noted expert on shark attacks claimed in 2002 that falling coconuts kill 150 people worldwide each year. The claim has often been compared with the number of shark-caused deaths per year, which is approximately five.

Bubble wands come in a large variety of shapes and sizes and may not be wand-like at all. A variety of common household materials can be used to create bubbles from tiny to whale-size. Making your own wands can be edifying and a great project for kids, parents or parents and kids together. Most people find that their homemade wands work better than manufactured wands -- and they are considerably less expensive. You can make a tri-string wand wand suitable for creating 20 to 30 foot long bubbles tubes for only a few dollars -- less if you have the materials on hand.

It was back in January when St. Louis found out they were losing their team and Los Angeles realized they were getting the Rams back. Fast forward to April and the cheerleader tryouts are under way as southern California ladies strip down to their bikinis with hopes of making the new L.A. squad.

Here is one of those solve-this-one-and-you'll-genuinely-impress-me photo challenges: find these big opening bay windows.

I don't know if calling these "Adventure Kits" is the best marketing ploy, but when you're out working/hiking/camping and happen to gash your leg open, these $5 Wound Medic and Survival Kits will come in downright handy.

And I suppose if you can't find the windows, perhaps you'll be willing to settle for second place by finding this outdoor cafe.

Scottish football legend Denis Law has kicked off the process of removing 'No ball games' signs in his home city. The Aberdeen-born former Manchester United star helped take down the first of hundreds of the signs from public areas. He said: "You need to get young people out playing - the streets were where we learned our trade." Aberdeen's plans to become the first city in Scotland to remove all such signs were revealed in August. A report said the "No Ball Games" signs were not legally enforceable and were a deterrent to outdoor play.

Yeah, I Decided To Take The Weekend Off.

Dum spiro spero means "While I breathe, I hope" in Latin and is a modern paraphrase of ideas that survive in two ancient writers, Theocritus and Cicero. It is a motto of various places, families, and organizations. It is also the state motto of South Carolina, adopted in 1776. On March 26, 1776, the Provincial Congress of South Carolina set up an independent government, and Dum Spiro Spero formed a part of official great seal.

The Barcelona City Tour is the city's official hop-on hop-off tourist bus service that will let you discover the city from a new perspective thanks to our double-decker open-top buses. All of Barcelona with the ease and convenience of two unique routes. What's more, the audio guide service included in the ticket price will give you all the information you need on the city and its most beautiful sights and monuments. Plus you can get on and off the bus as often as you like at any of our 37 stops using just one ticket. Find me stop number 8.

Get it while it's hot: 100 rounds of Remington 00 buckshot for $29.99 after $50 mail in rebate -- with FREE SHIPPING on orders over $99. At $0.30 per round, that's down in the .45ACP price range.

Humanity has obsessed over aphrodisiacs for thousands of years. Most aphrodisiacs have been proven useless, but that doesn't stop mankind's search for the ultimate love potion. Fortunately, there are plenty of ways to boost your libido, energy, and passion without relying on anything dangerous, illegal, disgusting, or just plain stupid. Nature has given us plenty of commonly-known foods that can help. Bananas are rich in potassium and B vitamins which boost energy levels. They also contain the enzyme bromelain, which can be found in pineapples as well, and give men a boost to the libido.

Traditionally, a mojito is a cocktail that consists of five ingredients: white rum, sugar (or sugar cane juice), lime juice, sparkling water, and mint. Its combination of sweetness, refreshing citrus, and mint flavors is intended to complement the potent kick of the rum, and has made this clear highball a popular summer drink. Where are we ordering mjoitos this afternoon?

Introducing the world's first home body scanner for fitness tracking. The Naked 3D Fitness Tracker is a full-length mirror embedded with sensors that capture your 3D body model. Using the Naked companion app, you can track your measurements, percentage of body fat, weight, and highlights areas where you are gaining or losing muscle/fat and lets you create custom time-lapses of your body.

Finding a skimmer basket may be as easy as finding the Make and Model of your skimmer on the cover or weir door. Scan these parts for any identifying model names. If no identifying information can be found on the skimmer lid or weir we can move onto removing the skimmer basket. To access the skimmer basket, we must first remove the skimmer lid. This is usually held in by two or more screws. After the cover is removed, look down into the skimmer and you should see the skimmer basket. Grab the handle of your skimmer basket and then remove from skimmer by pulling out. Discard debris, replace the basket and reinstall the lid and screws.

Wow, Even More Fresh Fish Jumping In On The Antiseptic Mouth Rinse.

Sea stars are among the most recognizable and iconic invertebrates of the marine realm. They can be vibrantly colored and fulfill a wide variety of ecological roles. Hence, it is not surprising that beginning marine aquarists so often wish to add these creatures to their collections. However, many of these starfish require a fairly advanced level of care and a well-established aquarium system. In this regard, the common red starfish (Fromia Milleporella) is no exception. This species can be found in the Indian Ocean and Western Pacific, from the Andaman islands as far west as Sri Lanka and as far east as the Fiji Islands.

Your alarm keypad is an integral part of your security system. You use it to arm, disarm, monitor and communicate with your alarm. You can easily verify that all of your zones are clear and operational, and ensure that your backup battery is functioning properly. Your keypad is essentially the only hands-on element of your home security system, surveillance gear notwithstanding, and it inevitably receives the most use so the proper placement is very important. Install your keypad at about shoulder height, and if you have only keypad you want to keep it closed to the most used door.

Old and busted: dome houses, then water tower houses, and of course warehouse houses. The new hotness: indoor treehouses and hey why not some pyramid houses.

Our mothers and grandmothers understood the importance of investing in good quality stainless steel cookware. Long before non-stick finishes came on the market, old timers were cooking successfully in plain stainless steel pans that didn't have today's heavy 3-ply base to distribute the heat... and you can do the same thing too. I recommend stainless steel cookware because it is more durable and versatile than any type of aluminum pots and pans. Stainless steel cookware is virtually indestructible, it will last a lifetime, and many brands offer lifetime warranties.

A urinal is a sanitary plumbing fixture for urination only, predominantly used by males. It can take the form of a container or simply a wall, with drainage and automatic or manual flushing, or without flush water as is the case for waterless urinals. In busy washrooms, urinals are installed for efficiency: compared with urination in a general-purpose toilet, usage is faster because within the room there are no additional doors, no locks, and no seat to turn up; also a urinal takes less space, is simpler, and consumes less water per flush than a flush toilet. The different types of urinals, be it for single users or as trough designs for multiple users, are intended to be utilized from a standing position, rather than squatting or sitting.

Heading into the weekend, this advertising should provide a pretty big clue as to where to find this covered bus stop. And don't bitch, people have done more with less.

FRIDAY FLICK: "That's the question on the minds of all your viewers? Whether I run out of gas or not? Tell you what, Jer. You let your viewers know that I hope Miss Voss' fear and my desperation are entertainment enough for them. After all, that is what this is all about, isn't it? The story. As it breaks. Live. Coming to you from the bad guy himself. I mean we wouldn't want your viewers to change the fucking channel, now, would we?" Sidebar: Was Kristy Swanson not at the peak of her hotness in that movie, or what?

Well, Puddy Can Still Drink.

Astronauts who are orbiting the Earth often experience sensations of weightlessness. These sensations experienced by orbiting astronauts are the same sensations experienced by anyone who has been temporarily suspended above the seat on an amusement park ride. Not only are the sensations the same -- for astronauts and roller coaster riders -- but the causes of those sensations of weightlessness are also the same.

This supercut highlights how sound was used to enhance and add texture to Mad Max: Fury Road, in order to create an auditory post-apocalyptic world full of chaos, adrenaline, and suspense. From hearing the sound of the protagonist slowly rising from the sand to mechanized vehicles exploding one after another, this film seeks to add sound to every action shown.

Mouthrinses are used for a variety of reasons: to freshen breath, to help prevent or control tooth decay, to reduce plaque (a thin film of bacteria that forms on teeth), to prevent or reduce gingivitis, to reduce the speed that tartar forms on the teeth, or to produce a combination of these effects. What brand antiseptic mouth rinse is she using? And so you don't whine, here's a close up of the bottle, with what seems to be a very very plain label.

Not sure if you noticed it, but that Smart Car has a handicapped parking pass hanging from the rear view mirror. Which means the driver would be able to park it here, if we knew where here was.

I am as a whole, convinced that human beings are a plague upon the earth and the best thing that can happen is a global killer and for Bruce Willis to call in sick. There are however, occasional instances of humanity, such as Detroit Tigers fan Bill Dugan catching five foul balls and giving them all to nearby kids. But seriously. I'm pro-global killer.

Evinrude E-TEC is the best of both 2-stroke and 4-stroke technologies. It provides the quiet, efficiency and cleanliness many customers associate with the 4-stroke outboards, combined with the torque, throttle response, quick acceleration and raw power associated with the 2-stroke outboard. The technology is considered 2-Stroke, Direct Injection. Evinrude E-TEC in fact, has cleaner exhaust emissions than a 4-stroke, it produces 5 to 10 times less Carbon Monoxide (CO) while idling or trolling.

Well, I Suppose It's About Time To Start My Taxes.

The Spanish surname Lara is derived from Lara de los Infantes, in the Burgos province of Spain, and in some cases retains the original form, de Lara (of Lara). There are also Lara surnames in France and Romania. As a first name, Lara is Russian short form of Larisa. It was introduced to the English-speaking world by a character from Boris Pasternak's novel 'Doctor Zhivago' and the subsequent movie adaptation in 1965.

At first I thought finding this liquor store was going to be a decent challenge, but as I was cleaning up the image, I realized the address -- 722 South Hill Street -- is painted on the overhang. So instead, I'd like to meet this young lass for breakfast at IHOP. Where am I headed to?

Sassy comes from saucy, as in: bold, spicy, and impertinent. It's fun to be sassy when talking with friends, but when you start saying things to teachers, bosses, and other people's parents that would embarrass a more timid or manners-minded person, you probably have crossed the line from sassy to inappropriate. The same goes for sassy dressers — you have to know when to leave the neon heels at home.

Old and busted: Ronda Rousey porn parody. The new hotness: Donald Trump porn parody. You're welcome.

Sometime it's nice to just sit, relax, and watch a water fountain for a little while. I'd sure like to spend some time gazing at this one. So show me where it is.

A head gasket is a gasket that sits between the engine block and cylinder heads in an internal combustion engine. Its purpose is to seal the cylinders to ensure maximum compression and avoid leakage of coolant or engine oil into the cylinders; as such, it is the most critical sealing application in any engine, and, as part of the combustion chamber, it shares the same strength requirements as other combustion chamber components. Do to the wide range of temperatures and relatively large surface area, it is not unusual for head gaskets to develop leaks over time. Since a visual inspection usually will not prove a head gasket leak, it is important to know the other symptoms so you can accurately diagnose a head gasket problem.

Remember if you're looking for hard to find ammo, or just want to be notified when your favorite caliber becomes available below a certain price threshold, you can set up an email alerts to be notified. I have mine going to my phone so I get notified PDQ.

Good: Remembering You Have Guns And Wanting Them. Bad: Choosing The Fucking Cat.

Following their little sister's wisdom teeth surgery, these brothers put together an intricate plan to convince her that they were in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. Taking advantage of her anesthesia-filled loopiness -- and armed with grandpa's assault EZ-Grabber -- they made her make time-sensitive decisions such as if they should bring the cat or the dog, and if they should live off funfetti or chocolate cake. Pantalones.

If you live in a cold-climate area but want to train an exotic climbing plant for color and texture, you can grow them indoors if you have a transitional space between the indoors and outdoors that will act as a sun trap, such as this conservatory. Here Living plants add fresh oxygen to the air and remove toxins, which is especially important for our homes in fall and winter, when we open our windows less often. But beyond plants' air-purifying effect, the act of tending to living plants or arranging cut flowers is a wonderful way to let go of stress.

Old and busted: the Nintendo Zapper. The new hotness: this Nintendo themed Glock Anyway, before anyone gets all pissy pants, the manufacturer has already stated, "In light of the 'Nintendo Glock' drama, we feel that the media and our fans need to know that this firearm will not be mass produced nor will it ever be. This is a one off custom build for a friend of ours. Oh, and please.. keep your guns locked up and away from children, it's common sense."

Piss Artist calls itself "the rather rude drinking and drawing game", but if you want to play it without the rude and drinking elements, then it just becomes an adult version of Pictionary, and not a bad version of it either, especially if you've played Pictionary so many times that you know the cards off by heart, like me! If you're a Pictionary enthusiast, and generally play with adults, Piss Artist might be a game you want to take a look at.

What is that sign? Is that a mouse? I think that's a mouse. Is that a mouse? Find me that mouse.

A retired Chief Master Sergeant -- who actually was a gigantic asshole -- once gave me a piece of invaluable advice. He said, "the best time to look for a job is when you don't need one." Meaning when the actual need arises you'll be desperate and will latch onto whatever offer you come across, regardless of whether or not it's the best move for you. Best to make your move ahead of time, when there's no pressure. And by extension, the best time to buy a ten pack of 30 round magazines, is when you don't need them -- $99 shipped to your door. Presuming you don't live in New York. Or California. Or New Jersey. Or Colorado. Or Maryland. Or Connecticut. Or Massachusetts.

The Eye of Horus is an ancient Egyptian symbol of protection, royal power and good health. The eye is personified in the goddess Wadjet. The Eye of Horus is similar to the Eye of Ra, which belongs to a different god, Ra, but represents many of the same concepts. Horus was the ancient Egyptian sky god who was usually depicted as a falcon, most likely a lanner or peregrine falcon. His right eye was associated with the sun god, Ra. The eye symbol represents the marking around the eye of the falcon, including the "teardrop" marking sometimes found below the eye. The mirror image of the Eye of Horus sometimes represented the moon and the god Djehuti.

The FIS Nordic World Ski Championships 2001 took place in Lahti, Finland for a record sixth time, previous events being held in 1926, 1938, 1958, 1978 and 1989. These championships also saw the most event changes since the 1950s with the 5km women and 10km men's events being discontinued, the 10km women and 15km men's events return to their normal status for the first time since the 1991 championships, the debut of a combined pursuit as a separate category, the addition of the individual sprint race for both genders, and the debut of the ski jumping team normal hill event. Extremely cold weather -9°F cancelled the women's 30km event. The biggest controversy occurred when a doping scandal hit the host nation of Finland, resulting in six disqualifications.

Will Smith -- not not that guy, a former New Orleans Saints player -- was shot to death and his wife injured Saturday night, near the intersection of Sophie B. Wright Place and Felicity Street, in the Lower Garden District. A bystander captured this video at the scene shortly thereafter.

Concealed hinges are used for furniture doors, and are made of two parts: One part is the hinge cup and the arm, the other part is the mounting plate. Concealed hinges are also called "Euro hinges," as they were developed in Europe and use metric installation standards. Most such concealed hinges offer the advantage of full in situ adjustability for standoff distance from the cabinet face as well as pitch and roll by means of two screws on each hinge.

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Not To Nitpick But Aren't Money And Cash The Same Thing?

Nigella Lawson is one of the UK's most popular food writers and broadcasters. Her range of kitchenware items, designed in collaboration with Sebastian Conran of Conran & Partners, was launched in 2002. Her day to day experience in the kitchen led to her desire to improve the tools of her trade; the result is an original, practical and stylish range of kitchen items ideal for today's home cook. Paying close attention to form, materials and colour, the Living Kitchen collection is of a high production and design standard. These fabulous Nigella Lawson's Living Kitchen non slip mixing bowls come as a set of four sizes for all your baking and cooking needs.

Old and busted: your girlfriend on Flex Cam. The new hotness: your baby on Lion King Cam.

Paper wasp nests are relatively small containing 4 to 30 wasps per nest not, to be confused with hornets which build much larger hives and can be similar in size. Paper wasps are often found hanging under the eaves, but can also be found in attics, trees, as well as other structures. Paper wasps attack when aggravated and have a painful sting; they can also sting multiple times and do not loose there stinger. Occasionally these wasps are found inside the house. This happens when a nest is living in the attic and there is perhaps a bit of light entering the attic from a wall vent or ceiling fixture; the wasp goes to the light thinking it leads back outside but ends up in the house, in which case you'd better have a can of wasp and hornet killer handy.

Wow, can you believe she paid $95 for this New Zingarelli Italian Dictionary? Wow, that's an expensive dictionary!

Bailey's Irish Cream is a unique irish spirit made from a mix of cream, sugar, cocoa and the finest irish spirits. Each bottle of Bailey's is 50% fresh cream, combined with triple distilled Irish Whiskey. It contains no additives or preservatives, and has become the best known irish cream in the world since it's initiation in 1974. Baileys Irish Cream offers many options for your drink of choice, and works well as an addition to your morning -- or, let's face it, your afternoon or evening -- coffee, but can also be a great addition to more unique drink recipes. A simply satisfying drink that can be enjoyed by anyone, is Baileys poured over ice. Put your glass in the freezer a few hours in advance for a frosty chill.

While some colors work better than others under a black light, almost any color can glow if a fluorescent is added or if it is naturally phosphorescent. A black light gives off concentrated ultraviolet light. You can't see this part of the spectrum. When the ultraviolet light is shined on a fluorescent or phosphorescent substance, the fluorescent absorbs the light and casts it back immediately, creating a longer wavelength of light, making it visible to the naked eye and causing it to glow.

Old and busted: Vera Wang for wifey. The new hotness: Vera Koo for hubby.

Sure, the 2016 Maybach-Mercedes S600 is just like airplane, only instead of being trapped in a soulless box at 35,000 feet, you have a full view of the landscape rushing past your window. You're probably thinking that the 2016 Mercedes-Maybach S600 is nothing but a stretched Mercedes-Benz S-Class. And you're right, this is an S-Class chassis with a wheelbase that has been stretched 7.9 inches to give the beack seat unparalleled legroom. The standard car's twin-turbocharged V-12 pushes out 523 horsepower and 612 lb-ft of torque, which should be sufficient to propel the heavily bolstered Maybach Guard out of harm's way. But if it's not, the Maybach-Mercedes S600 can now withstand an assault rifles attack, with a few grenades thrown in for fun.

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

ROGUE ONE: THE FIRST STAR WARS STORY OFFICIAL TEASER TRAILER HAS BEEN RELEASED

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This Is Some Regular Columbo Shit Right Here.

I accept your challenge and have tracked down exactly what ship is behind the blonde with great knockers. For starters, you should know that each cruise line has their own brand signature: Carnival Cruises is known for their whale tail funnel, Norwegian Cruise Line has their unique paint schemes, and in this particular case, Royal Caribbean is known for their Viking Crown Lounge which is built around a stack of the ship and is the highest guest-accessible area on board.

Next a quick visit to their website reveals Royal Caribbean sails seven different classes of cruise ships: the Quantum class (brand new, big motherfuckers), Oasis class, Freedom class, Voyager class, Radiance class, Vision class, and Sovereign class. Right off the bat we know the Quantum is out, so it didn't take long to narrow your ship down to the Voyager class, of which there are five: the lead ship Voyager of the Seas, the Explorer of the Seas, the Adventure of the Seas, the Navigator of the Seas, and the Mariner of the Seas. So now it was just a matter of finding out where they each were during Spring Break of 2014, which is when that photograph was taken.

The first ship I could rule out is the Explorer of the Seas, since its Wikipedia article states, "In fall 2014, she sailed 5 to 9 day Caribbean cruises out of Port Canaveral, Florida." Next to be ruled out was the Adventure of the seas, since it was moved to a new base in Southampton one year earlier in 2013. Next I thought I had nailed it down -- the Mariner of the Seas -- since its Wikipedia article specifically notes, "Although the ship is equipped with anchors, because of the azipods, bow thrusters and GPS navigation the Mariner in good weather is capable of maintaining station without anchoring. Thus, in ports without berthing facilities such as Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (WHICH IS WHERE THESE PHOTOS WERE TAKEN), the ship does not generally drop anchor, and maintains position automatically." And while the Mariner of the Seas did indeed sail to Mexico, it had been repositioned to Europe four years earlier, in January of 2010.

That left two remaining possibilities: the Navigator of the Seas, or the Voyager of the Seas. The former was my initial hunch since, "The Navigator of the Seas returned to Civitavecchia for the Summer of 2013 before moving to Galveston, TX to sail 7-night Mexico cruises." But at the same time I could not rule out Voyager of the Seas, since I couldn't find any information regarding where it was sailing back in 2014, "As of 2016 Voyager of the Seas alternates between Australia and New Zealand itineraries out of Sydney in Southern Hemisphere summer and Asia itineraries out of Singapore and Hong Kong in the Northern Hemisphere summer."

My big break came when I was researching the Voyager class, and looking for any visible distinction between the individual ships. I hit paydirt with, "Navigator of the Seas and Mariner of the Seas make up the second generation of Voyager-class vessels. ... The second-generation ships also feature glass balconies that extend out from the side of the ship, while the first-generation ships had metal-walled balconies recessed into the superstructure." That means the older Voyager of the Seas has recessed balconies, while the newer Mariner of the Seas has protruding balconies.

The difference between the two balcony styles becomes very pronounced when you compare them side by side. Specifically, notice the recessed balconies of the Yoyager of the Seas have a very distinct light/dark profile, while any distinct lines of the Navigator of the Seas' protruding balconies get muddled by the green hue of the balcony glass. It is this distinction that allowed me to complete your challenge. That cruise ship is without a doubt, THE NAVIGATOR OF THE SEAS. Tracking this down was surprisingly more fun than I thought it would be! James from Baltimore

The Mortal Kombat franchise has been around for almost a quarter of a century, offering cathartic torrents of blood, blows, and bluster to teens and teens-at-heart everywhere for that period of time on into the future. Some hero has compiled all of the game's famous Fatalities into one feature-length video, entitled Every Fatality Ever. You're welcome.

If you'd like to watch Ernie "7 Putt" Els throw away his chances at a Green Jacket on the very first hole of The Masters, you can do so here.

FRIDAY FLICK: "All right Detective Malone. Now the objective here is to have these individuals look upon you as if you were one of them, a member of the criminal underworld. So it's important that your actions, your speech, and your general mode of behavior is all congruent with their expectation of a fellow criminal. You have to look, act, and even think like a criminal. And you're gonna have to change your speech patterns too. Most criminals like to use slang terminology, profanity and so forth, especially with regard to police and authority figures."

Today Is April 7th. Not A Whole Hell Of A Lot Has Ever Happened On April 7th.

Before birth, there is a connection between the bellybutton and the bladder. This connection, called the urachus, normally disappears before birth. Urachal abnormalities can also be seen without persistent umbilical drainage - 35 percent of urachal problems are manifestations of an enclosed urachal cyst or infected urachal cyst. This type of problem is seen more often in older children and adults. Instead of visible bellybutton drainage, the symptoms of such a cyst consist of lower abdominal pain, fever, a lump that can be seen or felt, pain with urination, urinary tract infection or hematuria.

When laminated glass is broken, it is held in place by an interlayer, typically of polyvinyl butyral (PVB), between its two or more layers of glass, which crumble into small pieces. The green tinted interlayer of PVB keeps the layers of glass bonded even when broken, and its toughening prevents the glass from breaking up into large sharp pieces. Skylight glazing and automobile windshields typically use laminated glass. In geographical areas requiring hurricane-resistant construction, laminated glass is often used in exterior storefronts, curtain walls, windows, and sliding glass doors. The PVB interlayer also gives the glass a much higher sound insulation rating, and also blocks up to 99% of incoming UV radiation.

Behold the power of capitalism and free market competition: OEM Glock magazines used to run $25-$30 each, but now that Magpul has entered the marketplace with their aftermarket magazines, those OEM Glock mags are down to $19 each -- with free shipping on orders over $99.

Challenging you to find the source of the next photo wouldn't be too difficult, since a quick Google IMage search will turn up the gallery. So instead we're going to do things a little different today and I'm going to give you the original gallery and ask you to identify this cruise ship in the background.

A Minnesota company has invented a handgun that folds up to look just like a smartphone. The .380-caliber pistol, called Ideal Conceal, will be available later this year and "will be virtually undetectable because it hides in plain sight," Ideal Conceal says on its website. Not surprisingly, anti-gun senator Chuck Schumer took exception to the new concealable firearm and discouraged his constituents from buying one. Just kidding, he wants to ban it before it even goes into production. No word on whether he'll come after your champagne next.

Buckle up, take a ride down memory lane and watch one hundred years of automobile design in three minutes. But wow, did they pick a gay ass Fiat to represent the 70's.

The Masters Par-3 Contest is a great way for the players to relax and enjoy some time with their families before they get set for a grueling four-day tournament at Augusta National. It is also a great way for the fans to get a better idea of just how lucky some of these professional golfers are. Take Dustin Johnson, for example. He not only golfs for a living, but he also gets to make babies with Paulina Gretzky. How can you beat that?

And of course if you're having trouble identifying that exact cruise ship, you can always fall back on the regulr stuff and find me this bull and apple. And still no joy on what's in the green bottle. HINT: "NEU" is German for "NEW."

Never Before Has An 80's Era Movie Been So Poignant. This Guy Just Won't Go Away.

I have a confession: I LOVE chocolate covered strawberries way too much. I could eat a million and still want more. They're so beautiful and are bursting with some of my favorite flavors and textures, each bite is pure magic! There's no reason to spend an arm and a leg on chocolate covered strawberries from a bakery or delivery service when they're surprisingly easy to make from scratch, right at home.

On the Road is a novel by American writer Jack Kerouac, based on the travels of Kerouac and his friends across America. It is considered a defining work of the postwar Beat and Counterculture generations, with its protagonists living life against a backdrop of jazz, poetry, and drug use. The novel, published in 1957, is a roman a clef, with many key figures in the Beat movement, such as William S. Burroughs (Old Bull Lee), Allen Ginsberg (Carlo Marx) and Neal Cassady (Dean Moriarty) represented by characters in the book, including Kerouac himself as the narrator Sal Paradise. The idea for On the Road, Kerouac's second novel, was formed during the late 1940s in a series of notebooks, and then typed out on a continuous reel of paper during three weeks in April 1951.

Love em or hate em -- even Youtube legend Hickok45 weighs in -- Hi-Point 9mm carbines are known for their robust construction, accuracy, reliability, and affordability. The bad news is, Hi-Point OEM magazines only hold 10 rounds. The good news is the new Redball -- a one-piece, 20-round, single-stack magazine -- was designed for the Hi-Point carbine.

Every parent of a preschooler knows about those colorful magnetic letters that stick to the fridge (not to mention littering every other surface in the house). But however annoying cleaning up those little ABCs might be, the magnetic alphabet can provide many amazing opportunities for preschoolers to interact with letters and build a foundation for literacy learning. These bright, colorful magnetic letters can be used to promote a variety of early literacy skills. You can give children a set of magnetic letters and a cookie tray so that they can sit and play anywhere – they'll love it.

Two subtle clues in the photograph should enable you to narrow the origin of this photograph down to aparticular country, and from there it shouldn't be too difficult for you to tell me what's in the green bottle.

Arguably the greatest basketball team ever assembled the 1992 USA Basketball Team “The Dream Team” steamrolled through the rest of the world en route to the gold medal in the 1992 Olympic Games in Barcelona, Spain. Michael Jordan wore size 13 Nike Air Jordan 7 sneakers for this historic team during the Olympic Games in Barcelona, where he averaged 14.9 points per game. The sneakers were specifically designed for Jordan to use in the Olympics as his number "9" is on the back of the shoe, his number he wore for Team USA. These Dream Team sneakers, are going up for auction later this month.

EA Sports is a brand of Electronic Arts that creates and develops sports video games. Formerly a marketing gimmick of Electronic Arts, in which they tried to imitate real-life sports networks by calling themselves the "EA Sports Network" with pictures or endorsements with real commentators such as John Madden. It soon grew up to become a sub-label on its own, releasing game series such as NBA Live, FIFA, NHL, Madden NFL, and NASCAR. EA Sports inherits its motto "It's in the game" from the parent company, Electronic Arts.

Strongbow is a dry cider produced by H. P. Bulmer in England since 1962. The dry cider is the world's leading cider with a 15 per cent volume share of the global cider market, and a 29 per cent volume share of the UK cider market. The majority of Strongbow is produced at Bulmer's Hereford plant, although regional variations are also produced at Heineken's cider mill in Belgium, and in Australia, where SABMiller own the rights to the brand. In 2011, Strongbow Gold, produced in Belgium, was launched across Europe in response to cider's growing popularity on the continent.

In Case You Missed it, The Panama Papers Have Revealed I Ain't Worth Shit.

Whether you're hitting the dance floor with Michael Jackson worthy moves or racing from meeting to meeting in the office, you need a hairspray that respects your carefully coiffed locks without giving you helmet head. Give your hair the spotlight with this lightweight spray and let the fun times roll. Rockaholic Fun Times Flexible Hairspray allows your hairstyle to keep its shape, even after you brush it.

The Canon PowerShot SX200 is remarkably equipped for what's ostensibly a point-and-shoot camera. Sure, the wide-angle lens with 12x zoom in a reasonably compact body is the big draw; but there's also the HD video recording abilities and the full manual control over shutter speed, aperture, and focus, in addition to a glut of other shooting controls. The SX200 is attractive, if a little odd looking, because of the long, wide-angle lens in front. Available in three colors -- black, blue, and red -- its style is a definite improvement over Canon's previous pocket cameras.

Villanova Wildcat fans who couldn't make it out to NRG Stadium in Texas to watch their team take on North Carolina were afforded the opportunity to watch the contest on a big screen within the confines of Nova's home court. Here are video reactions of Wildcat fans going apeshit after Villanova's Kris Kenkins sinks the buzzer beater, including one very hot Wildcats fan at the very end.

Not a worthy challenge: finding the World's Tallest Thermometer, because a simple Google search brings you right to the roadside view in Baker, California. I will however suggest that the Stratosphere off in the distance should give you an important clue as to which hotel this picture was taken in.

Some years ago, Century Arms‘ first attempt at assembling CETME-style .308 battle rifles from surplus parts didn't go extremely well, and the product was hit-or-miss. The market has been a bit hesitant to dive back into a Century Arms-branded HK-91 clone, but the most recent effort -- the Century Arms C308 -- is definitely proving to be a solid performer at an incredibly low price. In fact, you can grab a C308 with two 20 round mags for $633 shipped; that's compared to the next closest rifle, a PTR Industries 91 which rolls for $985 plus shipping.

The trend of colossal fast food monstrosities has kind of run its course in the US, where a slender thread of health-consciousness runs through even the junkiest junk food. But they appear to be just getting warmed up in Japan, where McDonald's has made western headlines yet again with the unveiling of the GIGA BIG MAC, which boasts almost three times more meat than the regular Mac, with twice as many patties.

Nordstrom is an American upscale fashion retailer, founded by John W. Nordstrom and Carl F. Wallin and headquartered in Seattle. The company began as a shoe retailer and has since expanded its inventory to include clothing, accessories, handbags, jewelry, cosmetics, and fragrances. Select Nordstrom stores also have wedding and home furnishing departments. There are 323 Nordstrom stores operating in 38 states and Canada, which includes 121 full-line stores and 194 Nordstrom Racks, five Trunk Club clubhouses, two Jeffrey boutiques and one clearance store.

Only Eleven More Days To Pay The Tax Man.

I'll sheepishly admit that sometimes the photo challenges are a little weak. Each morning I scour about 200 different Tumblr blogs looking for photos that will be challenge worthy... sometimes I strike gold, and sometimes I strike out. This morning was a gold morning. An intermediate level challenge, I'd like you to identify what beer -- at least I presume it's beer -- she is drinking from a can.

There is a great debate surrounding smoking and if it is one of the causes of cystic acne on cheeks, jaw line etc. Nearly 20% of Americans, both men and women, smoke. It is essential to determine whether smoking indeed causes cystic acne so that sufferers of this skin condition can take steps to quit the habit. Nearly 20% of adults in the United States are also plagued by acne, but this group does not necessarily consist of smokers. Majority of the dermatologists are also getting acne patients in their office frequently asking whether they need to quit smoking in order to clear their acne. Some research has shown that smoking may in fact be associated with cell dryness, and it can contribute to inflammation, acne, and, ultimately, scarring.

"Well people can't make a living playing video games, Ernie." Oh yeah Mom? A series of competitions that will be open to the public, call the Mortal Kombat X Pro League, will have a prize pool of $500,000. HEY MOM! CAN WE GET SOME MEATLOAF?

Funny, that doesn't look anything like his wife in the photo.

Finite resources, kids. Right before the weekend, Surplus Ammo just got in spam cans of 54R for $160, or $309 for a case of two cans. This is getting harder and harder to find and pretty sure only the commercial stuff is going to be available (at $0.46/round). And the Mosin-Nagant rifles themselves aren't too far behind.

And your second photo challenge for the day -- and here's the really good one because I could not find it as part of any larger gallery and thus will require considerable snooping on the part of the person who solves it -- I want you to find this marina.

While college kids are screaming about safe spaces and being hurt by chalk drawings, this 5-year-old hockey fan takes puck to the head, goes to the emergency room to get staples in his scalp, and then returns to the fucking game. Suck that, Emory bitches!

Mega Man Zero 4 is a video game developed by Inti Creates and Natsume and published by Capcom for the Game Boy Advance handheld. The game deals with Dr. Weil's reign over Neo Arcadia in which humans, who have been reduced to second-rate citizens, begin to escape in large numbers to the last known livable location on the planet, Area Zero, beginning a conflict between the two groups. The effects of this war eventually drive Zero and the Resistance to protect Area Zero and its inhabitants from Dr. Weil. Mega Man Zero 4 has an average of 77% on Metacritic and Game Rankings making it roughly the 85th best ranking Game Boy Advance title.

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

april 2: 7 over the top cocktails you'll love on national peanut butter and jelly day

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Trust No One. Believe Nothing. So, Just Like Any Other Day.

The white college student who argued with his black classmate about his hair said Wednesday that dreadlocks don't belong to the “colored community's culture.” San Francisco State University student Cory Goldstein, 22, called Bonita Tindle a “bitch” just before the 46-second exchange captured on viral video Monday afternoon. Unfortunately, this girl was unavailable for comment.

From competitive cheerleader to earning a spot on the United States Olympic team, 20 year old total badass Mattie Rogers has taken the weightlifting world by storm. She shares her thoughts on body image, explains the story behind the the tattoo honoring her late father who passed away when she was only six, and shares her reaction after smashing a barbell through a plate glass window. Do youself a solid and spend some time looking through the Twitter account of this Olympic hopeful.

I'd like to grab myself a slice of this pizza these two ladies orders. Where am I headed to to get my slice?

ATTENTION .45ACP SHOOTERS! DEGuns is running a deal of the day price on Sellier and Bellot 230g FMJ rounds: #13.95 for a box of 50. That's $279/case. And yes, this is new production, non corrosive, reloadable brass cased ammo.

FRIDAY FLICK: Seventy-six years, Stephen. How many niggers you think you seen come and go? Seven thousand? Eight thousand? Nine thousand? Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine? Every single word that came out of Calvin Candie's mouth was nothing but horseshit, but he was right about one thing: I am that one nigger in ten thousand.