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July 25, 2017

I Used To Be Able To Kill House Playing Advanture. Still Can, Now That I Think Of It.

Adventure is a video game for the Atari 2600 video game console, released in California in late 1979–1980. In the game, the player controls a square avatar whose quest is to explore an open-ended environment to find a magical chalice and return it to the golden castle. The game world is populated by roaming enemies: three dragons that can eat the avatar and a bat that randomly steals and hides items around the game world. Adventure introduced a number of innovative game elements to console games, including a playing area that spanned several different screens and enemies that continued to move even when not displayed on the screen.

The game was conceived as a graphical version of the 1977 text adventure Colossal Cave Adventure. It took developer Warren Robinett approximately one year to design and code the game, during which time he had to overcome a variety of technical limitations in the Atari 2600 console hardware, as well as difficulties with management within Atari. In this game, he introduced the first widely known video game Easter egg, a secret room containing text crediting himself for the game's creation. Robinett's Easter egg became a tradition for future Atari 2600 titles.

There is also a bat that can roam across the kingdom freely, carrying a single item -- which can include the player's avatar or a dragon -- around. The bat has two states, agitated and non-agitated; when in the agitated state, the bat will either pick up or swap what it currently carries with an object in the present room, eventually returning to the non-agitated state where it will not pick up an object. The bat continues to fly around even if not present on the player's current screen and may continue moving or swapping around objects without the player's knowledge.

The dragons, which kind of resemble ducks, were created by the evil magician who stole the chalice in the first place. There are three of them, named Yorgle, Grundle, and Rhindle. The first letter of each one's name refers to its color. Yorgle (yellow) is the easiest dragon to contend with as he is scared of the Yellow Key for some reason, and refuses to come near it. He guards the chalice when he can find it, but otherwise doesn't have any particular object to protect. Yorgles will be able to find this Subway. Now Grundle (green) runs at a medium speed and guards the black key, but when that's not available, also bridges and magnets. Grindles will be able to find this fat guy picking his nose. And the baddest of them all, Rhindle (red) is the fastest and most ferocious of the three dragons, and guards both the white key and the magical chalice with great tenacity. Of the three dragons, only Rhindles will be able to find this THK petrol station.

And if you'd like to take a walk down memory lane, or perhaps just reacquaint yourself with the three aforementioned dragons, you can play Atari's Adventure here. Now kiss your morning goodbye.

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July 24, 2017

Oh American Express, You So Crazy.

Red wine glasses and white wine glasses differ in shape and size, driven by the types of wine they are intended to hold. Typically red wine glasses will be a bit taller and have a larger bowl than white wine glasses. In general reds are bigger and bolder wines so they require a larger glass to allow all those aromas and flavors to emerge. "But do I need both types?" While you can certainly get by with one set of glasses, if you expect to drink a number of different varietals you may find that the glassware is holding back your experience, particularly if you opt to drink Red wine out of a smaller White wine glass. Does that mean you won't enjoy your wine? Most definitely not. While the various shapes and sizes can be overwhelming, a proper varietal-glass pairing can make a tremendous difference.

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Have you ever wondered which pancake syrup is best, Aunt Jemima or Mrs. Butterworth? It's really a matter of personal preference, so which of the following sounds best to you? Aunt Jemima: cloyingly sweet corn syrup with some artificial flavor added. Mrs. Butterworth: cloyingly sweet corn syrup with a little molasses added to make it taste vaguely buttery. Personally, I go for Grade B maple syrup, which is a naturally flavoredl syrup where the maple taste is obvious enough to make it easy to detect all of the complexity that comes from its natural source. But if you are trying to avoid flavor and merely want sweetness, then you are best off with Aunt Jemima.

There are two types of fog formation processes: cooling the surface by radiation of heat and by advection of moist air over an already cool surface. On the approach of a warm front, where the warm air will move overhead the heavier cold air, with light winds and any precipitation into the cold sector ahead of the warm front the cool air will cause saturation and the result is radiation fog. Advection fog forms when moist air moves over an already cold surface and cools from below so that the temperature reaches its dew point the air gets saturated and condensation will take place. Radiation fog forms over land only, where advection fog can form over sea too. Can you find this advection fog bank?

Hi Ernie … I FINALLY found the location of the FedEx truck in NYC. It's was parked on the north side of East 43rd St, just west of Third Ave. I should have recognized the United Nations in the background! Here's the link. Cheers, Scott from NYC

Ernie, it looks like your "Russian party is happening at KaZantip, which is billed as an electronic dance music festival on the Crimean Peninsula. You can check out more pics taken by some Russian photographer dude here. Cheers! Frenchie, but I'm not French

The three primary compounds used as sugar substitutes in the United States are saccharin, aspartame, and sucralose. Maltitol and sorbitol are often used, frequently in toothpaste, mouth wash, and in foods such as "no sugar added" ice cream. Erythritol is gaining momentum as a replacement for these other sugar alcohols in foods as it is much less likely to produce gastrointestinal distress when consumed in large amounts. When sweeteners are provided for restaurant customers to add to beverages such as tea and coffee themselves, they are often available in paper packets which can be torn and emptied. In North America, the colors are typically white for sucrose, blue for aspartame, pink for saccharin, yellow for sucralose, tan for turbinado, orange for monk fruit extract, and green for stevia.

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July 22, 2017

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July 21, 2017

Lately It Seems Like Everyone Is Going On Vacation Except Me.

Open hook hangers are the most common type of clothes hanger, and fit on almost any closet hanger rod and can be removed and returned easily. For those same reasons, however, they are the most commonly stolen hangers. Ball top hangers are designed specifically to prevent theft while still offering guests the convenience of removing hangers from the closet. Can only be used with special ball top receptacles or special slotted wall racks. Closed loop hangers are our most theft-resistant hangers. These hangers are added to the hanger bar before installation. The closed loop prevents the hangers from being removed from the closet wall rack, which may make it difficult for guests to hang garments. Worldwide, the hotel industry uses these hangers to deter theft.

Well this is weird. Why would anyone need to bring a chair into the bathroom when there's already a stepstool in there?

Heelys is a brand of roller shoe that have one or more removable wheels embedded in each sole, similar to inline skates, allowing the wearer to walk, run, or, by shifting their weight to their heels, roll. The journal of the American Academy of Pediatrics published a study of injuries resulting from the use of Heelys. The study counted only significant injuries that required assessment by an orthopedic surgeon, ignoring minor injuries that were treated solely in the emergency department. The 10-week study of first time Heelys users found an injury rate of approximately 51 injuries per 100,000 children. For comparison, in 1997 the United States, nonfatal dog bites required 151 emergency department visits per 100,000 population.

Last week I did a little blurb on the classic red phone box and wouldn't you know it, found another one. Another picture that is, because I need you to find the actual phone booth.

Hey Ern, that is the pool at the Rydges Plaza Hotel in Cairns, Australia. Nick S.

Hey Big Ern, Well the lovely redhead in question is standing on a balcony of the Rydges Plaza, Cairns Australia. Attachment #1 is the front entrance on Grafton Street, Attachment #2 is a view of the railing around the pool in question from just below on Spence St., and attachment #3 is a street view of the Pullman Hotel and the Reef Casino (roof only) in the distance looking down Spence from the end of the block which can clearly both be seen from the photo of the young lady. If you look at attachment #4, you will see a picture that must have been taken from an adjacent balcony on their website! As always keep 'em coming!! Bob

You can call 818-342-9797 to discuss leasing if the same people own it. It appears these shops move in and out frequently, but I like the under-boobage. Tim in Oklahoma

Well, it's almost time for lunch and since I have to get a lot of shit done today, have to make it fast. What kind of frozen pizza am I buying?

Have you ever noticed that palm trees tend to bend toward the ocean? There is speculation that it is due to increased sunlight reflecting off the water, or that this is some evolutionary treat, allowing the naturally bouyant coconuts to float, land on new beaches and then germinate into a new tree. But the truth is it has to do with coastal erosion. The seaward side of near-coast palms tends to erode away, and the trees gradually lean out, and then try to grow straight up. The net effect is a bowing of the trunk if the erosion is gradual, but it can be 90-degrees if the failure is rapid and the tree does not die.

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July 20, 2017

It Has Been 48 Years Since Neil Armstrong Stepped Down Onto The Lunar Surface.

On the anniversary of the world's first moonwalk, watch how legendary CBS anchor Walter Cronkite anchored the very special broadcast.

There are a lot of traditional and aesthetic reasons to have white sails. High visibility in case the boat is in trouble and needs help, cheaper cost than other colors and easier to maintain as it doesn't fade as noticeably, and white reflects the sun and keeps the boat cooler which is nice when you have no shade but clouds on the ocean. Additionally, and perhaps more importantly, there is one functional reason to have white sails: Dacron. DuPont first developed this fabric and called it Dacron, and like Kleenex and ChapStick, today the brand name is universally used, regardless of the manufacturer. Dacron sails are extremely popular because of their low cost and great longevity, and while they don't "perform" as highly as more modern fabrics like Kevlar and carbon fiber, their value more than makes up for a loss of performance for most sailors. But the very properties that make Dacron good sailcloth make it hard to dye. It's naturally nonporous, which is great while you're at sea, but is bad if you want it to soak up dye.

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Wow, these people throw one hell of a party. Russian, I think? Either way, can you tell me a little bit about it, either where it is or even what's written on the wall?

Hi Ernie, Got a pretty cool blog post here with 5 brilliantly crazy, colourful and creative kitchens. Best Regards, David E

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I'd like to lease this space with the nice balcony view. Can you dig me up a phone number to call?

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