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July 28, 2015

According To A Former President, Those Gorillas Are NOT Having Sex.

DJ Hero is a music video game, developed by FreeStyleGames and published by Activision as a rhythm game spin-off of the Guitar Hero franchise. It was released on October 27, 2009 in North America and on October 29, 2009 in Europe. The game is based on turntablism, the act of creating a new musical work from one or more previously recorded songs using record players and sound effect generators, and features 94 remixes of two different songs from a selection of over 100 different songs across numerous genres. However, the game did not perform as strongly as expected by industry analysts, believed to be due to the waning interest in music games during 2009; regardless, DJ Hero was stated to be the highest-grossing new intellectual property of 2009 in North America.

An autopsy is a highly specialized surgical procedure that consists of a thorough examination of a corpse to determine the cause and manner of death and to evaluate any disease or injury that may be present. It is usually performed by a specialized medical doctor called a pathologist. Post-mortem examination, or necropsy, is far more common in veterinary medicine than in human medicine. For many species that exhibit few external symptoms, or that are not suited to detailed clinical examination -- poultry, cage birds, zoo animals -- it is a common method used by veterinarians to come to a diagnosis.

So what's included in the $999 ISIS Hunting Kit? I'll tell you: a Xena-15 Gen4 AR-15 rifle with two 30-round magazines ad a Plano molded hard case, a tactical vest/plater carrier with Line-X Coated Plates, a mesh patch cap, three mag pouches, gloves, and a GO FUCK YOURSELF patch. Money well spent, I say. I'm surprise they don't include directions to your nearest recruiting station.

So far, no one has been able to find this shirt for sale in red, just the green one available on the Stones' website.

Hey Ernie. Those cups are sold wholesale to the food service industry. If you're lucky enough to have a food service store (i.e. - Gordon's Food Service/Henry Lee) near you, you may be able to find them. Here's a link I found. P.S. - The company I work for produces the brochures for Kal-Clear's distributors. Skip

That would be Bourbon Novelties (now Closed) at 522 Bourbon Street, going by the red brick building next door. And for "findthisnewsstand" that is Casey Parker, and I have found almost every public location in Los Angeles, except for the newstand photo. Rick

Huh, I can't say that I ever recall seeing yellow and green batteries before. I wonder what company makes them?

Three years ago, the news that the French Senate on Monday approved a bill which will make it illegal to deny that the mass killing of Armenians in 1915 in the Ottoman Empire was genocide has infuriated the Turkish establishment, which has threatened France with permanent sanctions. Online political magazine Liberation suggested that the bill was "not entirely free of ulterior electoral motives considering that there is a 500,000-strong French Armenian community in France". An article by Elsa Sabado and Francois Wenz-Dumas published on the paper's website added that the vote casts doubt on the Senate's effectiveness in preventing laws that are inspired by short-term interests and may be unconstitutional.

Would you rather take a punch to the face, or a spinning heel kick to the groin?

Sealed-hull kayaks were developed for leisure use, as derivatives of surfboards for challenging surf conditions. Increasingly, manufacturers build leisure 'sit-on-top' variants of extreme sports kayaks, typically using polyethylene to ensure strength and affordability, often with a skeg for directional stability. Paddle into the sunset in this great Islander Tropic II Tandem Kayak, made for beginning-to-advanced paddlers. Sitting on top lets you feel less confined than in a regular kayak, and is more stable than you would expect.

July 27, 2015

The Sign So Elegantly Crafted, Makes Me Wonder How Often This Happened?

You can learn a lot about life by observing another species. That's what Humphrey the Hampster was told when he was first brought to Room 26. In addition to having FUN-FUN-FUN in class, each weekend this amazing hamster gets to sleep over with a different student. Soon Humphrey learns to read, write, and even shoot rubber bands. With lots of friends to help, adventures to enjoy, and a cage with a lock-that-doesn't- lock, Humphrey's life is almost perfect. If only the teacher, Mrs. Brisbane, wasn't out to get him! With a fresh voice and an engaging, hamster's-eye view of school, families, and treats to hide in a cheek pouch, Betty G. Birney's book The World According to Humphrey will elicit laughter and a new appreciation for classroom hamsters everywhere.

As if Trainwreck wasn't already bad enough to make you want to kill someone, turns out there is a scene where Amy Schumer had the sex with John Cena. You are NOT welcome. In fact, I apologize profusely.

Rice Krispies is a breakfast cereal marketed by Kellogg's in 1927 and released to the public in 1928. Rice Krispies are made of crisped rice, and expand forming very thin and hollowed out walls that are crunchy and crisp. When milk is added to the cereal the walls tend to collapse, creating the famous "Snap, crackle and pop" sounds. Snap! Crackle! and Pop!, the animated cartoon mascots for Rice Krispies, were created by illustrator Vernon Grant in the 1930s. The original gnome-like Snap! first appeared in 1933 on a package of Kellogg's Rice Krispies. Crackle! and Pop! came later, and since 1939, the three have been together in many forms of advertising, including radio, movie shorts, and comic strips. An updated version of the elf-like Snap, Crackle, and Pop appeared for the first time on television in 1960; before that it was advertised by Woody Woodpecker.

Okay StreetVieweers, let's get StreetViewing. Today's challenge takes you to the beer and vomit soakes streets of New Orleans where you are looking for a red bar with blue and purple banners hanging out front.

Took a while to find one with the sign and correct color scheme behind it. It seems that it has been remodeled since the photo. Cheers, Randy

Super easy- Downtown Chicago. -Wingnut

The up skirt flasher is at the Downtown Chicago Rainforest Cafe. Also seen here. Cheers - Paul

See, this is why subject knowledge is important. Little did I know that all of the gorilla benches that adorn the outside of s Rainforest Cafe have plaques next to them noting what city they're in. For example: Fisherman's Warf in San Francisco and MGM Grand in Las Vegas. So the letter C in this plaque certainly narrowed down the search for many of you, meanwhile I focused on the diagonal lines stamped into the concrete below the bench, until I eventually stumbled upon the right one in Chicago.

Bring Me the Horizon are a British rock band from Sheffield, Yorkshire, England. In November 2009, Bring Me the Horizon released a remixed version of Suicide Season, titled Suicide Season: Cut Up! Musicians and producers featured on the album include Ben Weinman, Skrillex, L'Amour La Morgue, Utah Saints and Shawn Crahan. Musically, the album incorporates many different genres; including electronica, drum and bass, hip-hop and dubstep. The hip-hop elements are found in Travis McCoy's remix of Chelsea Smile -- including the lyrics "We all carry these things inside that no one else can see. They hold us down like anchors. They drown us out at sea. I look up to the sky, there may be nothing there to see. But if I don't believe in him, why would he believe in me?" -- while the dubstep style of the record has been acknowledged in tracks from Tek-one and Skrillex.

I can't figure out what the rest of this vertical sign is supposed to read... it is "-PITA CH-" or perhap "-PITACH-"? Any ieas?

Ernie, Not sure if you have seen the XM42 before but worth a look. Johnny Dare out of Kansas City has been talking about them for the last few days and they are pretty cool. He is a pretty big fan of flame throwers. Thought you might like to take a look. Kyle

Ernie. That home invasion up in Bradenton? They got em. Joseph

And it looks like the prosecutor is going to seek the death penalty. Good, rip their fucking heads off. And kids, if you're going to skin it, don't skin it until you have to. It should be your last resort, not your first. And when you do skin it, be fully prepared to use the damned thing. If what the guy said is true, about usually carrying a .357 Magnum, he'd be missing half of his ass and all of his twig-and-berries. Hopefully, Mr. McAuliffe will be spending some serios time in jail this go round.

Grupo Modelo is a large brewery in Mexico owned by Belgian-Brazilian company Anheuser-Busch InBev. It has 63% of the Mexican beer market, and exports beer to most countries of the world. Its export brands include Corona, Modelo, and Pacífico. Negra Modelo is a 5.4% abv Vienna lager first brewed in Mexico by Austrian immigrants, and was introduced as a draft beer in 1926. Negra Modelo comes in an unusually shaped, wide brown bottle with a trademark gold label. The full name of the beer is Cerveza Negra Modelo. The word "modelo" means "model" or "example" in Spanish. "Negra" means "black" or "dark" and modifies "cerveza."

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July 25, 2015

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

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July 24, 2015

By The Time You Read This, I'll be Halfway To My Next Case Of Beer.

Solar shade screen mesh materials allow good airflow with inside-to-outside visibility while providing all the essentials for maximum shade and privacy. This seemingly impossible combination of qualities result from advanced technology and exacting manufacturing standards. The closer you are to the screen, the light rays coming through the pores of the screen occupy more of your field of vision. Consequently, the fibers lose priority and you see through the screen mesh as if it were not there. When far away, the opposite occurs and the screen mesh appears as a solid object.

If you're a Harley rider, you're welcome to shop their large selection of women's Harley-Davidson shirts, including tanks, tees, halter styles, hoodies, sweaters and more. Their variety of colors, fits, fabrications and embellishments gives you plenty of options, from riding to social and wear-to-work styles. Whether comfort or safety is your priority, they have fashionable looks to meet your needs.

And because I know you can not possibly continue your day without them, here are Mark Cuban's best lines as President in Sharknado 3. No need to thank me. You're welcome.

That is a gallon of Market Pantry water from Target... DJ

Hey Ernie, the gallon of water was a softball. It is Market Pantry, Targets store brand. You can pick up this gallon for $0.89. Mark

And if for whatever reason you choose to give a fuck, here is the official trailer for The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2.

In order to comply with a 2006 court ruling, Philip Morris is now prevented from using words such as "Lights", "Ultra-Lights", "Medium", "Mild", or any similar designation that yields a false impression that they are safer than regular full flavor cigarettes. Thus Marlboro and other cigarette companies must use only color-coding instead; for example Marlboro Lights are now called Marlboro Gold Pack.

Okay hard shoppers, let's shop hard. What's the best price you can get me for these cups?

I think that picture was taken from The hotel (now the Delano) if you look on google earth or maps the rectangle road is right next to hacienda road just west of I-15 between Tropicana and Russell roads. the street where the two cars are is Dean Martin drive. Dan

I tried to find a room picture of the curtains but I could not, but I believe the hotel is the Delano, roads and buildings seem to be right. Rick

Well this is a little curious and a little frustrating all at the same time. I can find this Rolling Stones 50th Anniversary design in lime green, but I'm having a devil of a time finding it in red. Where can I pick one up?

The Red Sash Cowboy Gang was broken forever. Ike Clanton was shot and killed two years later during an attempted robbery. Mattie died of a drug overdose shortly after she left Tombstone. Virgil and Allie Earp moved to California where Virgil, despite the use of only one arm, became a town sheriff. Wyatt and Josephine embarked on a series of adventures. Up or down, thin or flush, in 47 years they never left each other's side. Wyatt Earp died in Los Angeles in 1929. Among the pallbearers at his funeral, were early western stars William S. Hart and Tom Mix. Tom Mix wept.


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