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July 26, 2017

Lots of Cat References Today, Although Not By Design.

A cat tree isn't just an extravagant purchase for a cat owner, it's actually a beneficial addition to the indoor environment. Humans live in a horizontal world but cats live in a vertical one and they depend on elevated areas for safety, comfort, exercise and fun. If you've ever had to retrieve your kitty from the top of the refrigerator or bookcase you know how much she enjoys being on the tallest perch in the room. For a frightened or timid cat, a smaller two tiered cat tree can provide a safe haven for her to stay relatively out in the open while maintaining a sense of security.

Crate training your cat may seem downright impossible, especially if you've ever had to force your feline into his or her travel kennel in order to make a trip in the car. Driving to your favorite vet, groomer, or new home already produce heart-pounding anxiety in untrained cats, but if you crate train your feline, he or she will feel safe, secure, and both of you can enjoy the ride. If your cat could talk, would he or she expound on the virtues of the travel carrier, or, when asked about it, would you simply see your cat's tail cut through a cloud of dust kicked up by speedy, get-a-way paws? You cat may absolutely hate the crate, but with a healthy combination of time, patience, and gentle persuasion, he or she can learn to appreciate it and may even want to hang out there.

The latin translation Sandis Vaginitis, which is plural, literally translates to "womens with chafing minge." To have sand in one's vagina means to be bothered, annoyed, or angry and to moan like a little bitch. The sandy vagina in question is a proverbial one; people of either gender can have a sandy vagina.

A hypodermic needle is one of a category of medical tools which enter the skin, called sharps, is a very thin, hollow tube with a sharp tip which contains a small opening at the pointed end. It is commonly used with a syringe, a hand-operated device with a plunger, to inject substances into the body -- e.g., saline solution, solutions containing various drugs or liquid medicines -- or to extract fluids from the body, for example taking blood from a vein in venipuncture. Large bore hypodermic intervention is especially useful in catastrophic blood loss or treating shock. There are many possible routes for an injection, with the arm being a common location.

Based upon the box you're looking for Digiorno's Garlic Bread Pizza, and the little blue part means it's pepperoni not supreme. Not that I ever find many of them, but the challenges are great! Cheers from Brisbane! Miffy

Hi Ernie, Got an infographic here with information about shockingly expensive children's toys. Best Regards, David

Antoine de Caunes, born on 1 December 1953 In Paris, is an animator of French television and radio, also filmmaker, actor, screenwriter and writer . Antoine de Caunes participated in the beginnings of the adventure Canal+, which earned him an important popularity. He plays the role of humorist on the show Nulle part ailleurs from 1987 to 1995, with the help of authors Albert Algoud and Laurent Chalumeau. This program, broadcast in plain language, serves as a showcase for the pay channel. There is the trublion who animates the arrival of the guest, more calmly interviewed by the presenter Philippe Gildas. De Caunes made the introduction of the show, asking comical questions in the middle. The public waits mostly for the finale, during which Antoine de Caunes, often accompanied by José Garcia, and together de Caunes and Garcia both disguised, conclude the hourlong show.

If you have a scar that appears very red, you may be wondering how long it will stay red or whether it is permanent. First of all, all scars are permanent. Some scars can be lightened and softened so much that they barely show, but scars do not disappear completely, leaving normal, healthy skin behind. Also, the redness of a scar does not tell how permanent the scar is or how much it will heal and improve in the future. Almost all new scars are red, although they tend to be redder in some people than in others. When a wound first begins to heal, a lot of scar tissue is produced. This healing process is nourished by lots of tiny blood vessels that the body produces to -- at least temporarily -- provide an extra blood supply, which causes the area to appear red and warm to the touch.

So what's up with this arm tattoo? I even spun things around and cleaned it up a bit, and still no dice. What can you make out of it?

Hey Ernie, I couldn't find the exact sign location, but the lovely lady in the mist appears to be at the entrance to the Nantucket Boat Basin. Bob in Lauderdale

On Nantucket Island. Fucking weird because I'm here now in said fog!!! 41.2828 North, 70.0947 West. Still love the site, Ferg

Hello (again) Ernie! I found your latest challenge - The fog bank was located at the Nantucket Boat Basin located at Nantucket Wharf on the island of Nantucket, Massachusetts. Cheers! Scott from NYC

A hernia is the abnormal exit of tissue or an organ, such as the bowel, through the wall of the cavity in which it normally resides. Hernias come in a number of different types. Most commonly they involve the abdomen, specifically the groin. Groin hernias are most common of the inguinal type but may also be femoral. Symptoms are present in about 66% of people with groin hernias. This may include pain or discomfort especially with coughing, exercise, or going to the bathroom. Often it gets worse throughout the day and improves when lying down. A bulging area may occur that becomes larger when bearing down. Groin hernias occur more often on the right than left side. The main concern is strangulation, where the blood supply to part of the bowel is blocked. This usually produces severe pain and tenderness of the area.

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