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Ernie's House of Whoopass! July 14, 2017
July 14, 2017

I've Gotten To The Point Where I Look Forward To Fridays Again. That Can't Be Good.

A vacuum flask is an insulating storage vessel that greatly lengthens the time over which its contents remain hotter or cooler than the flask's surroundings. Invented by Sir James Dewar in 1892, the vacuum flask consists of two flasks, placed one within the other and joined at the neck. The gap between the two flasks is partially evacuated of air, creating a near-vacuum which significantly reduces heat transfer by conduction or convection. Vacuum flasks are used domestically to keep beverages hot or cold for extended periods of time and for many purposes in industry.

The Velveteen Rabbit is a children's book written by Margery Williams and illustrated by William Nicholson. It chronicles the story of a stuffed rabbit and his desire to become real, through the love of his owner. The book was first published in 1922 and has been republished many times since. Excerpt: “Real isn't how you are made,' said the Skin Horse. 'It's a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real.' 'Does it hurt?' asked the Rabbit. 'Sometimes,' said the Skin Horse, for he was always truthful. 'When you are Real you don't mind being hurt.' 'Does it happen all at once, like being wound up,' he asked, 'or bit by bit?' 'It doesn't happen all at once,' said the Skin Horse. 'You become. It takes a long time. That's why it doesn't happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand.”

Finding a leak in your inflatable boat or discovering your pump does not work upon arrival can be extremely frustrating. If you are on a trip in the lake and find yourself with a leaky boat, you can repair it with the right tools. While some inflatable boats may come with repair kits for leaks in, you may find it a good idea to make sure you have an inflatable boat repair kit.

I know this isn't really a giant egg, or a giant vase, or whatever, but none the less I want you to find it.

Ern, I got this one! The tat says "Thank You" in calligraphy...I don't know the font. Ron

Big Ern, The Bissell 3-1 will work for that lovely young lady's carpet and hardwood floors! Jason

That fabrictrashrecepticle is on Carrer Boqueria along side Tutusaus - Optician at Carrer de la Boqueria, 22 Barcelona, Spain. The original challenge was back on October 23 2015 "whereishouldshopforsunglasses" Also, I do believe this is the Terible Herbst at 3440 West Russel Road, Las Vegas, Nv. I've been looking for "bright red bucket" but can't make out the business sign, only the street banner that says "Ring" but can't make out the name below. Rick

Rollerblading is a fun sport that is suitable for all ages, but like any sport that involves wheels and fast movements, it involves several safety precautions. Individuals who are learning how to rollerblade should start slowly in clear areas free from any inclines. Also protective gear plays a big role in rollerblading safety, and both adults and children should never rollerblade without safety wear. If I wanted to congratulate this girl for rollerblading safely, where am I headed to?

Few innovations have the ability to reshape an entire industry, but that is exactly what Yamaha's NanoXcel hull and deck technology has done for the personal watercraft. Yamaha engineers innovated at the microscopic level using nano clay plus glass microbubbles to create a new, stronger resin system that uses less material. The glass microbubbles used in NanoXcel® are smaller and stronger than other filler materials, contributing to the strength, rigidity and light weight of the new hulls and decks. As a result, Yamaha Waverunner hulls and decks are the lightest in their class while maintaining the strength and durability they've come to be recognized for. Performance metrics associated with the new hulls include increased acceleration and top speed, better fuel economy, more responsiveness and enhanced handling.

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