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Key Largo is an island in the upper Florida Keys archipelago and is the largest section of the Keys, at 33 miles long. It is one of the northernmost of the Florida Keys in Monroe County, and the northernmost of the Keys connected by U.S. Highway 1. Its earlier Spanish name was Cayo Largo, meaning long islet. Key Largo's proximity to the Everglades also makes it a premier destination for kayakers and ecotourists. Automotive and highway pioneer and Miami Beach developer Carl G. Fisher built the Caribbean Club in 1938 as his last project. Key Largo is a popular tourist destination and calls itself the "Diving Capital of the World" because the living coral reef a few miles offshore attracts thousands of scuba divers and sport-fishing enthusiasts.

Pilling is a surface defect of textiles caused by wear, and is considered unsightly. It happens when washing and wearing of fabrics causes loose fibers to begin to push out from the surface of the cloth, and, over time, abrasion causes the fibers to develop into small spherical bundles, anchored to the surface of the fabric by protruding fibers that haven't broken. Pilling normally happens on the parts of clothing that receive the most abrasion in day-to-day wear. To get rid of pilling on your clothing, you can try household items, like a sandpaper sponge, a shaving razor, or a strip of Velcro. Take a disposable razor and lay the garment on a flat surface. Pull the fabric near the affected area taut with one hand. Gently shave upward with the razor in small strokes. Start with the lightest contact possible and increase as necessary.

For some reason this photo looks familiar, so I'm not sure if I've featured it already, or it's just been sitting in the queue too long. Either way, it's bright as fuck outside this morning so help me find some sunglasses.

According to the Wunderground weather forecast, despite this morning sun there's a 50% chance of rain later this afternoon, so I'll be needing to collect the umbrella I let someone borrow. Where can I settle up?

FRIDAY FLICK: I'm sorry but I'm always going to equate Charlie Hunnam with Sons of Anarchy. And he was good at it; great even. It's like he was born to fill that role. The problem is, that's all he can do. That one swaggerish role. Even with Pacific Rim, I'm like, "Why is Jax Tellar piloting that busted up Jaeger?" But at the same time, I've always been a sucker for King Authur films so here he is in King Authur: Legend of the Sword. Good, bad, ugly. You decide. Also, pardon the Chinese subtitles.

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