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Ernie's House of Whoopass! May 26, 2017
May 26, 2017

Well Shit, They All Can't Be Home Runs.

I can't stop thinking about the Montana bodyslamming incident. And what really warms my fucking heart about it -- and this is not to make any excuses for the guy who did it -- if it costs him his seat or his freedom, then it costs him his seat or his freedom. It's watching a kid poke a dog with a stick and eventually the dog turns around and bites the shit out of the kid. Even though you know you've got to punish the dog, you just can't help part of you from looking at the kid and smiling, "Well you deserved that, you little asshole." So if nothing else, I'm hopeful this Guardian reporter will think twice before acting like a fucking dickhead again.

The sun is responsible for the vast majority of visible ageing, according to new research – another reason to slather on the sun screen all year round. UV rays accounted for 80 per cent of skin ageing, including wrinkles, in a study of almost 300 women – half sun-worshippers and half shy of the sun. The study also found that a two per cent increase in skin damage ages a face by three years.

When you look at a normal 120-volt outlet in the United States, there are two vertical slots and then a round hole centered below them. The left slot is slightly larger than the right. The left slot is called "neutral," the right slot is called "hot" and the hole below them is called "ground." If an appliance is working properly, all electricity that the appliance uses will flow from hot to neutral. A GFCI (ground fault circuit interrupter) monitors the amount of current flowing from hot to neutral. If there is any imbalance, it trips the circuit. It is able to sense a mismatch as small as 4 or 5 milliamps, and it can react as quickly as one-thirtieth of a second.

The Second Confederate Navy Jack was a rectangular cousin of the Confederate Army's battle flag and was in use from 1863 until 1865. It existed in a variety of dimensions and sizes, despite the CSN's detailed naval regulations. The blue color of the diagonal saltire's "Southern Cross" was much lighter than the dark blue of the battle flag. The second national flag was later adapted as a naval ensign, using a shorter 2:3 ratio than the 1:2 ratio adopted by the Confederate Congress for the national flag. This particular battle ensign was the only example taken around the world, finally becoming the last Confederate flag lowered in the Civil War; this happened aboard CSS Shenandoah in Liverpool, England on November 7, 1865.

I'm starting to think Space Max is the storage tote, and not a game. Although I can't seem to find any info on it. Will

Ernie, I'm pretty sure that your Space Max "game" is actually a Space Max "storage container"ť. See here for reference. Cheers, Ron

I thought board game because to me it looks like Monopoly on top of Space Max. But I suppose it's just as likely that red and white belongs to some sort of manufacturer's sticker. but that certainly would explain why I couldn't find any info on a Space Max game. So to make up for it, I have not one but TWO challenges for you today, EACH of them from opposite coasts, and BOTH of them are rather difficult. You'll need to use both your Google Fu and your imagination to complete these names and tell me what newspaper was established in 1876 and (even harder) the name of this Washington based boat.

The Venetian Resort Hotel Casino is a five-diamond luxury hotel and casino resort located on the Las Vegas Strip in Paradise, Nevada, United States, on the site of the old Sands Hotel. Designed by KlingStubbins, the hotel tower contains 36 stories and rises 475 feet (145 m). The Venetian is owned and operated by Las Vegas Sands. The Venetian also serves as the seat of the corporate headquarters for its parent company. The resort opened on May 3, 1999, with flutter of white doves, sounding trumpets and singing gondoliers, with actress Sophia Loren joining The Venetian Chairman and Owner, Sheldon G. Adelson, in dedicating the first motorized gondola. Built at a cost of $1.5 billion, it was one of the most expensive resorts of its kind when it opened.

Hey Ernie, I think she is in front of the Living Ice Sculptures at City Center Las Vegas. Bob

I know this challenge was unasked, but I thought I would find the other poster on her wall. It is called Castle in the Mountains and is a picture of the Neuschwanstein Castle in Schwangau, Germany. Rick

David Khari Webber Chappelle is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer. His first lead role was in the 1998 comedy film Half Baked, which he co-wrote with Neal Brennan. Chappelle also starred in the ABC TV series Buddies. In 2003, Chappelle became more widely known for his sketch comedy television series, Chappelle's Show, also co-written with Brennan, which ran until his retirement from the show two years later. The show continues to run in late-night syndication and on television networks around the world. Chappelle lives with his family in Yellow Springs, Ohio, and continues to perform stand-up comedy; for this week's FRIDAY FLICK, here is Dave Chappelle Live at Austin City Limits.

Man these fucking hipsters and their t-shirt activism really gets on my nerves.

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