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Ernie's House of Whoopass! April 28, 2017

April 28, 2017

But Wait, The Shotgun Issue is Not Dead Yet.

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The Xbox 360 Media Remote lets everyone in the family easily control their entertainment. Navigate HD movies, TV shows and sports on Xbox LIVE with applications like Netflix, HuluPlus, ESPN, and many more. With standard remote control buttons, the Xbox 360 Media Remote makes accessing your entertainment effortless!

A backstage pass is an employee pass which allows its bearer access to employees-only areas at a performance venue. They are most commonly associated with rock music groups, and at any one concert or event there are about 200 to 400 backstage passes available. Sometime relatives or close friends of performers, stage crew, promoters, etc. will get backstage passes to concerts, but mainly these are for the performers, film crews, roadies, security guards, and performer's agents.

A handful of people managed to recognize this tattoo as the beginning of a quote, but the first two were...

Hi Ernie, I suspect that you're lovely tattooed and butterflied young lady has a (partial) quote from Coco Chanel. "(In order) to be irreplaceable, one must always be different." Keep up the great work. Rudy

Coco Chanel said "In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different." I'd guess its a derivation of that quote. Fun, as always Ernie! airdave

Back in March one of the challenges was "shouldbeusingahandrail" and I don't remember anyone replying to it. well I finally located it in San Francisco, Its called the Sanchez Street Stairway, The stairs connect 19th street at the bottom to the continuation of Sanchaz street at the top. Rick [Ernie says: well done!]

It's impossible to discuss the frenzy that surrounds classic cars without bringing up the car that seem to singlehandedly represent the American muscle car's Holy Grail: the Plymouth Barracuda. These cars are so popular they're used in media worldwide; can you show me which business has incorporated the 1970 Barracuda in its advertising campaign?

A tiki bar is an exotic–themed drinking establishment that serves elaborate cocktails, especially rum-based mixed drinks such as the mai tai and zombie cocktail. Tiki bars are aesthetically defined by their tiki culture décor which is based upon a romanticized conception of tropical cultures, most commonly Polynesian. Indoor fountains, waterfalls or even lagoons are popular features. Some tiki bars also incorporate a stage show for live entertainment such as exotica-style bands or Polynesian dance floor shows.

Ernie, I believe Dusty was right with his guess, Winchester model 1200 (not 1300). Mark

Hey Ernie, While I have all the respect in the world for you and your work with LBEH and keeping the teeming millions entertained with EHOWA, I must agree with Bob in that the shotgun in question is a Winchester 1200 or 1300, not an SXP. As you can see from the Gunbroker website, there is a 1200 with the raised cheek; it's not unique to the SXP. Additionally, the SPX has a lateral engraving along the side of the receiver whereas the side of the 1200/1300 is smooth. Don't take it personal; just some tough love! Mike

The stock for the SPX looks nothing like the one she's holding. It's a 1300. Anyway - thanks for the otherwise fine job. I enjoy your site! Bob

Well shit. Never before has any photo challenge been this, well, challenged. Is it a Winchester SPX or a Winchester 1200/1300? I think I'm going to pull a Rick harrisaon from Pawn Stars and call in a specialist. So over the weekend, I'm going to reach out tot he folks who run the Internet Movie Firearm Database and see if they can't give a definitive answer. So stay tuned, Bob, you may find vindication yet.

A tourist trap is an establishment that has been created with the aim of attracting tourists and their money, typically providing services, entertainment, food, souvenirs and other products for tourists to purchase. Can you find what tourist trap sells both sunglasses and suitcases in the same place?

The first clothespin for hanging up wet laundry appears in the early 19th century patented by Jérémie Victor Opdebec. This design does not use springs, but is fashioned in one piece, with the two prongs part of the peg chassis with only a small distance between them; this form of peg creates the gripping action due to the two prongs being wedged apart and thus squeezing together in that the prongs want to return to their initial, resting state. Today, many clothespins are manufactured very cheaply by creating two interlocking plastic or wooden prongs, in between which is often wedged a small spring. By a lever action, when the two prongs are pinched at the top of the peg, the prongs open up, and when released, the spring draws the two prongs shut, creating the action necessary for gripping.