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Ernie's House of Whoopass! April 27, 2017
April 27, 2017

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Plushophiles are frequently collectors of plush toys and may accumulate a large collection of all shapes and sizes. Plush collecting may come of childhood toys kept into adulthood, or begin later in life. Some plush fans begin collecting after receiving a number of stuffed animals as gifts. Like other collecting hobbies, once "the bug" has bitten, someone may find themselves newly fascinated or obsessed with the subject matter. Collectors may focus on a particular theme - such as classic teddy bears - or may seek out only a certain number of items which are found to be of special interest. Alternately, they might gather as many stuffed toys of as much variety as possible.

The Sabre dance is the name given to pitch-up, a particularly dangerous behaviour of swept wings, which became apparent during the development of the USAF F-100 Super Sabre. When a swept wing starts to stall, the outermost portions tend to stall first. Since these portions are behind the center of lift, the overall lift force moves forward, pitching the nose of the aircraft upwards. This leads to a higher angle of attack and causes more of the wing to stall, which exacerbates the problem. The pilot often loses control, with fatal results at low altitude because there was insufficient time for the pilot to regain control or eject before hitting the ground. A large number of aircraft were lost to this phenomenon during landing, which left aircraft tumbling onto the runway, often in flames.

In Western culture, giving someone the middle finger, flipping someone off, is an obscene hand gesture that communicates moderate to extreme contempt, and is roughly equivalent in meaning to "fuck off," "fuck you," or "go fuck yourself." It is performed by showing the back of a hand that has only the middle finger extended upwards, though in some locales the thumb is extended. The gesture dates back to Ancient Greece and it was also used in Ancient Rome. Historically, it represented the phallus. In some modern cultures, it has gained increasing recognition as a sign of disrespect, and has been used by music artists (notably more common among hardcore punk bands and rappers), actors, celebrities, athletes, and politicians. Extending the middle finger on both hands is known as giving them both barrels.

SOB I finally got one. GERMANY Berlin Bus and tram stop sign, green H within yellow circle stands for Haltestelle or stopping point. Pat

Those green and yellow signs are bus/tram stops, this one is located on Wittenbergplatz in Berlin, Germany.Rick

I apologize if this isn't the correct way to contact you but there is no obvious "Contact Ernie"/ "Submit stuff" link on EHOWA to be seen. Anyways, this was my friend mooning the Google car. Thought you could do something with it. Love the site. Mr. Brightside

It's good that you grabbed that screen capture when you did, because it's blurred out now.

A cymbal-banging monkey toy is a mechanical depiction of a monkey holding a cymbal in each hand. When activated it repeatedly bangs its cymbals together and, in some cases, bobs its head, chatters, grins, does flips, and more. There are both traditional wind-up versions as well as updated battery-operated cymbal-banging monkeys. The Japanese company Daishin C.K. manufactured the classic cymbal monkey during the 1950s to 1970s under the name "Musical Jolly Chimp". It screeched and showed its teeth when its head was pressed. Later versions from other toy makers copied the facial expressions but often changed the toy's outfit and name.

Ernie, as you can see from the attached pics, that is a Winchester Model 1200 pump, 12 Ga with a 28"ventilated rib barrel with Win-Choke ( look close ) and an add-on buffer pad. I used to have one( without the pad ). Dusty

Hey Ernie - I'm not wrong - you have two folks who don't know shit about guns. Namely ..... Remington Model 11-87 and Remington model 1100. This woman is holding a Winchester 1300 - while it could be a Winchester 1200, I believe it to be a later model (the 1300) rather than the earlier 1200. Bob. [followed a few minutes later by...] I see you've posted another wrong ID - The gun is NOT a Winchester SXP. I KNOW guns like no one you know. Bob

Ernie, that shotgun in a Winchester 1300. -Scott

While I certainly appreciate your enthusiasm and tenacity, I believe it was JK Rowling who once said, “The best of us must sometimes eat our words.” Because I do believe yous are wrong; purely based upon the raised cheek rest of the SPX, versus the smooth, straight profile of the 1300.

We all know that the warmer weather brings longer days – perfect time for those outdoor house parties and BBQ get-togethers. Entertaining people takes more than just providing good food, music, and vibes; you should also consider your outdoor lighting as it should be of importance, most especially if you're hosting a party at night. Poor lighting is associated with an increase in accidents so it's important to use the proper illumination in walkways, staircases, ramps, hallways, amd basements. Can you show me where this well illuminated walkway is located?

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