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April 21, 2017

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Himalayan salt is rock salt from the Punjab region of Pakistan. It is mined at the Khewra Salt Mine in Khewra, Jhelum District, Punjab, which is situated in the foothills of the Salt Range hill system in the Punjab province of the Indo-Gangetic Plain. It is located approximately 190 miles from the Himalayas, 160 miles from Lahore, and 185 miles from Amritsar, India. Himalayan salt is chemically similar to table salt plus mineral impurities. It consists of 95–98% sodium chloride, 2–4% polyhalite (potassium, calcium, magnesium, sulfur, oxygen, hydrogen), 0.01% fluoride, 0.01% iodine, and micro-amounts of numerous trace minerals. The salt crystals have an off-white to transparent color while impurities in some veins of salt give it a pink, reddish, or beef red color.

An armoire desk is a writing-table built within a large cabinet, usually 5–7 feet high, and usually placed against a wall like its antique uncle, the secretary desk. Some armoire desks have a fixed work surface, which stays in place when the doors are closed, and moves only for ergonomic adjustments. This kind of armoire desk is a direct descendant of the antique rolltop desk which was common in corporate or government offices three or four generations ago, since it provides a fast and efficient way to store or hide current work. The cabinet is closed by two full-height doors, to keep out dust or to give a tidy appearance to a room by hiding the cluttered working surface of the desk.

An exercise ball, also known as a Swiss Ball, is a ball constructed of soft elastic with a diameter of approximately 14 to 34 inches and filled with air. The air pressure is changed by removing a valve stem and either filling with air or letting the ball deflate. It is most often used in physical therapy, athletic training and exercise. It can also be used for weight training. A primary benefit of exercising with an exercise ball as opposed to exercising directly on a hard flat surface is that the body responds to the instability of the ball to remain balanced, engaging many more muscles. Those muscles become stronger over time to keep balance. Most frequently, the core body muscles -- the abdominal muscles and back muscles -- are the focus of exercise ball fitness programs.

The mandarin orange is a small citrus tree with fruit resembling other oranges, usually eaten plain or in fruit salads. Mandarins are smaller and oblate, rather than spherical like the common oranges. The taste is considered less sour, as well as sweeter and stronger. A ripe mandarin is firm to slightly soft, heavy for its size, and pebbly-skinned. The peel is very thin, with very little bitter white mesocarp, so they are usually easier to peel and split into segments. Hybrids generally have these traits to a lesser degree. The tree is more drought-tolerant than the fruit. The mandarin is tender and is damaged easily by cold. It can be grown in tropical and subtropical areas.

The blonde with the shaved otterbox is bridging these two planters here, right across from the Samarkand Restaurant in Prague. Terry

Even though I just threw up In My mouth a little bit, this Honda Odyssey was parked inside the Fubonn Shopping Center in Portland, Oregon. Mick.

Okay, I promised this girl I would share my hot sausage with her. Where am I headed to?

FRIDAY FLICK: In Soviet Russia, Guardians guard you! Or is it, Avengers avenge you? Or maybe a little bit of both? Either way, BEAR with me for this one. "During the Cold War, an organization called 'Patriot' created a super-hero squad, which includes members of multiple Soviet Republics. For years, the heroes had to hide their identities, but in hard times they must show themselves again." Aside from Alina Lanina being ridiculously hot, what makes this flick cool? THERE'S A RUSSIAN BEAR FIRING A FUCKING BACKPACK MINIGUN, THAT'S WHAT.