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A Terminator, An Alien, And A Predator Walk Into A Bar.

In case you haven't heard, Hollywood staple Bill Paxton died on Saturday from complications during surgery. The 61-year-old actor starred in dozens of films, memorably playing characters who met their untimely end with some of modern science fiction's biggest, baddest monsters. Paxton is one of only two actor to be killed by the big three sci-fi villians: an Alien, A Predator and a Terminator. Can you name the other person?

A year after being killed by Arnold Schwarzenegger, Paxton starred in one of my childhood favorites, Weird Science. According to Bill Paxton, Chet's line "How about a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?" was based on something his father John Paxton used to say to him when Bill was hungover from a night of drinking. In the scene where Bill Paxton is speaking to Kelly LeBrock while interrogating everyone over what had happened the previous night, in the background both Suzanne Snyder and Anthony Michael Hall are both struggling to stay in character, but it is clear they are both laughing. John Hughes chose to use this take in the completed film. The large Chet puppet was designed to be solely operated by Bill Paxton, but he became too claustrophobic in the suit, so dwarfs Kevin Thompson and Joe Gieb were crammed inside and puppeteered the creature in unison.

One year after that, Paxton was suited and booted as Private Hudson in Aliens. The opening knife trick scene was not in the original shooting script. According to Lance Henriksen, the adding of Hudson's hand to the knife trick was discussed with almost everyone, except Bill Paxton. The word "fuck" is used 25 times in the film, 18 of them are spoken by Hudson. In fact, Bill Paxton continuously apologized to Carrie Henn (the little girl who played Newt) throughout filming every time Hudson had to swear in front of her. Carrie later admitted that she didn't mind, mainly because she really didn't know what any of the words meant. And according to Paxton himself, he improvised much of his lines including "Game over, man! Game over!"

But as lame as it sounds, I think my favorite Bill Paxton performance was in Twister, a movie that holds a special place in my heart for several reasons. Not the least of which is the bad ass V-10 Dodge Ram that doesn't get blown away by an F3 tornado, and then goes on to drive through a fucking house. I watched that movie with a brand new Big Red parked outside.

So long, Bill -- Chet Donnelly, Morgan Earp, Private Hicks, Simon, Fred Haise, Bill Harding, and Lt. Cmdr. Mike Dahlgren -- Paxton, we hardly knew ye. But you sure were one of my favorite actors.

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