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Ernie's House of Whoopass! February 15, 2017
February 15, 2017

All Staples Out. One Tiny Spot Still Not Closed Up. One Suture. No Lidocaine. Like A Big Boy.

Piccata is an Italian word, the feminine form of the word piccato, meaning “larded”. When used in reference to a way of preparing food, particularly meat or fish, it means “sliced, sautéed, and served in a sauce containing lemon, butter and spices”. Traditionally, the Italians use veal, however the best known dish of this sort in the United States uses chicken. A chicken breast is butterflied or sliced along its width. It is flattened with a tenderizer between two pieces of wax paper. It is seasoned and dredged in flour before being browned in butter or olive oil. The sauce is made using the pan drippings. Lemon juice and white wine are added and reduced. Shallots or garlic can be added with capers and slices of lemon. After reduction, butter is stirred in to finish the sauce. In the United States, it is usually served over a starch such as pasta, polenta, or rice.

You're going to have to have a pretty intricate knowledge of Sin City if you plan on showing me where this plate of fresh fruit is.

Chip and Dale are two chipmunk cartoon characters created in 1943, at Walt Disney Productions. Their names are a pun based on the name of the famous 18th-century cabinet maker Thomas Chippendale. This was suggested by Bill "Tex" Henson, a story artist at the studio. Chip is the logical schemer while Dale is the goofy, dim-witted one. Originally the two had a very similar appearance but, as a way to tell them apart, some differences were introduced: Chip has a small black nose and two centered protruding teeth. Dale has a larger, dark red nose and it is his canine teeth that are exposed. Dale has a very strong sense of humor while Chip is more of the safe, focused one. Chip is also depicted as having smooth, short hair atop his head while Dale's is ruffled. In 1989, Chip and Dale became the title characters in a new animated series, Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers, in which they formed a detective agency with new characters created for the show: female mouse inventor Gadget Hackwrench, muscular adventuring Australian mouse Monterey Jack, and Zipper the fly.

I know this probably isn't the best exmaple, but I still think it'll be fun to find where to cockermouth.

This is neat. Also watch the lower left of the screen. For the past 200 years where have all the people been coming from? Notice what happens after 1970. Rick

Hey Ernie, It looks like those two drunk girls are getting arrested in Cardiff, Wales. Cheers! Tristan

Hi Ernie. I know you are a Doom-o-phile and a techie, so thought you might like this. Later, Eric R

Games Workshop Group PLC is a British miniature wargaming manufacturing company. Games Workshop is best known as developer and publisher of the tabletop wargames Warhammer Age of Sigmar, Warhammer 40,000 and The Lord of the Rings Strategy Battle Game. In the Warhammer realm, a Forge World is the Imperial term for the numerous planets that are directly controlled by the Adeptus Mechanicus. All have in common a complete dedication to the manufacture of the various machines and devices of the Imperium, the pursuit of and preservation of scientific and technical knowledge and the worship of the Machine God. Much of a Forge World is like an immense factory, with industrial complexes soaring into the sky and mine workings burrowing deep into the planetary crust.

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