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Ernie's House of Whoopass! February 7, 2017
February 7, 2017

I Let The Woman Who Ran The Rescue Where I Got Ike From, Know Of His Passing.

Well Inge, this is Ernie who adopted Patton (now Ike) the Patterdale from you back in 2002. A couple of years ago, I updated you on Ike and his adventures with Lefty the duck.

The time has come for the email I have long since dreaded to write, to finally be written.

Aside from attention from people, Ike loved two things in the world: to chase balls and to eat food. It wasn't uncommon for him to play for so long and so hard, that he would start to leave raw bloody pawprints on the ground, and would continue to do so if I didn't take the ball away. As his age crept up there, his deafness and cataracts robbed him of the first; we bought some glow-in-the-dark balls which we could charge up by holding them to a flashlight and that kept him chasing for a little while, but eventually he just lost too much of his eyesight to safely run around the house at breakneck speeds.

Over the last couple of months or so, Ike's appetite steadily began decreasing and he slept more and more. People food seemed to bring his appetite back up to par, but eventually his enthusiasm for that waned as well. Then his breath started to get bad -- really bad -- and I just thought he was losing a bad tooth or something. After a couple failed attempt to pry his mouth open to see what was going on, a couple of Saturdays ago the wife and I decided to finally get the job done. So with a flashlight and him wrapped up in a blanket, I finally braved a finger chomping and pried his mouth open. At almost seventeen years old, he had developed a large abscess/tumor on the left side of his mouth. I knew once I saw it there was nothing (non invasive to an almost 17 year old dog) we could do for him, and letting him linger in this uncomfortable painful-to-eat state wouldn't be fair.

So on the afternoon of January 21st, exactly 15 years and 255 days after he rescued me, my wife and I brought Ike into our vet for one last goodbye. I want you to know he lived a great life, never wanted for anything, and in the end passed peacefully, surrounded by love. I had him privately cremated and his ashes are now in a cedar box that rests on my mantle. I know everyone says this about their pets, but Ike truly was one of a kind. Thank you for the best dog a guy could ever ask for.

Ernie

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