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Ernie's House of Whoopass! February 2, 2017

February 2, 2017

I Hope They Use Comic Sans on Your Gravestone.

The earliest examples of wedding rings were found in ancient Egypt. The Western traditions of wedding rings can be traced back to ancient Rome and Greece and adopted by Christendom in Europe in the Middle Ages. The ring is worn on the hand it had been placed on during the ceremony where depending on the culture, the ring is typically worn on the base of the left or the right ring finger. By wearing rings, a married couple symbolically declares their eternal love for each other. This has become a matter of tradition and etiquette. Many people wear their wedding rings day and night. When needed because of hygiene or to avoid damage, it is common to wear the rings on a necklace instead.

Naryn is the regional administrative center of Naryn Region in central Kyrgyzstan. Its area is 32 sq miles, and its resident population was 34,822 in 2009. It is situated on both banks of the Naryn River, one of the main head waters of the Syr Darya, which cuts a picturesque gorge through the town. From Naryn, the main road (one of the branches of the ancient Silk Road) runs south through the sparsely settled central Kyrgyz highlands to the Torugart Pass and China. At present, this is the main transport link from Kyrgyzstan to China.

Strongbow is a dry cider produced by H. P. Bulmer in England since 1962. Strongbow is the world's leading cider with a 15 per cent volume share of the global cider market, and a 29 per cent volume share of the UK cider market. Bulmer's is a subsidiary of Heineken International, the multinational Dutch brewer. In 2011, Strongbow Gold, produced in Belgium, was launched across Europe in response to cider's growing popularity on the continent. In 2012, Strongbow was the highest selling cider in Australia, and was the second highest selling cider in North America.

Many artists sell work themselves out of their studio, online, at co-operative galleries, or even at one of the thousands of art fairs that are so popular. But just because you are an artist, doesn't mean that you know how to sell your work. In fact most artists really struggle with sales and marketing and face consistent disappointment. Any idea where I can look at this artist's paintings?

No biggie, but a caption to one of your posted pics off Pic Peak says "british spitfire in the middle of the north african desert" but it may be a Kittyhawk P-40 – i.e. a US aircraft, not British. And also mildly interesting. Cheers mate, Peter

The lady with no pants is sitting in a 2011-2016 Chrysler Town & Country. Here's a 2014 for reference. MD

Many music festivals, performers, and artist cater to a demographic that is highly coveted by corporate marketers. This can potentially be very lucrative for musical performers and festivals. Historically, the main obstacle for these organization has been a lack of understanding on how the sponsorship functions as a form of marketing and how to package themselves in a way that will demonstrate a Return on Investment for sponsors. Any idea what rock station sponsored this music festival a few years ago.

Surveys suggest that most people reuse their lightweight plastic bags, mainly for trash disposal, and on average each one is used 1.6 times. By contrast, paper bags are typically used only once. The thicker plastic bags, made from low density polyethylene, now being promoted as “reusable,” typically are used about 3.1 times. All of this means that an average consumer using only lightweight plastic bags consumes less energy and water and generates fewer greenhouse gas emissions than a consumer sporting a Whole Foods tote. Perversely, restrictions on the distribution of plastic bag likely results in an increase in the overall environmental impact of the bags we use to shop.

And I'll be honest, I'm kind of amazed no one has found this one yet.