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October 28, 2016 | |||||
For Christ's Sake Man, Just Say You Fucked Up. Own That Shit.One aspect of religion that I've never been able to wrap my mind around is God always seems to get get a free pass. He's always given credit when things go well, but bears absolutely none of the responsibility when things go wrong. Little Johnny runs into the street and gets hit by a car, but is saved by doctors? Well praise God! But if Little Johnny dies, well shit, that's just God testing us. Or if Sally overdoses on heroin and is saved by paramedics, again it's praise God. But if Sally dies, well God gave us free will to make our own decisions; or better yet, Sally was tempted by the Devil! In short, religion creates a no-lose situation for God; he gets all the credit, but bears absolutely none of the responsibility. That's just something I can't seem to get on board with. But over the last eight years, Democrats have begun to worship Obama in much the same fashion -- take the latest spike in health insurance premiums as an example. Eight years ago Obama campaigned -- over, and over, and over, and over, and over -- on Obamacare and how it would drop everyone's insurance by "an average $2500" per household. And after he was elected to office, the ACA legislation was so hastily written and passed so quickly by both houses of the Democratically held congress, than Nancy Pelosi famously quipped, “we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it, away from the fog of the controversy.” Now if Obamacare had actually worked as its supporters hoped it would, you can bet every Democrat would be waving their obama flags far and wide, perfectly willing to soak up every ounce of credit and pat Obama on the back for a job well done. Instead, here we are eight years after its inception and Obamacare is being recognized as the monumental disaster that it truly is. We were promised that after three years, the risk pool and prices were supposed to stabilize, but the exact opposite has happened and now after losing millions each quarter, insurance providers are dropping out of the exchange by the droves and leaving many some states with a single insurance provider. Out of pocket expenses have skyrocketed, and instead of a $2500 decrease in premiums as were promised, people have seen annual premiums jump by $3000... $5000... even $10000 per year. Hell, you poor bastards in Arizona are looking at a 116% spike in premiums, just *this year* alone. And who do we blame for this? Who do we point the finger at for this debacle? Well, I can't tell you whose fault it is, but if you ask any card carrying Democrat, they'll be glad to tell you whose it certainly is not -- it is NOT the guy who campaigned for it, championed it, hailed it as the most comprehensive piece of legislation in our lifetime, and has been touting it as his crowning achievement ever since he signed it into law six years ago. It is definitely NOT his fault. He bears NO responsibility in this. Or so I'm told. Now let's take a closer look at the "corporate greed" argument and as an example of such, many ignorant motherfuckers are sharing this meme which compares 2013/2014 insurance CEO salaries. Except like most number related memes on facebook, no one bothers to take a few minutes to do the fucking math. Total of the 2013 ceo salaries: $96.6 million. Total of the 2014 ceo salaries: $157.6 million. Salary increase: $61 million. Total American population: 318,900,000. Minus uninsured Americans: -28,500,000. Minus those on medicare: -53,800,000. Minus those on medicaid: -68,000,000. So the number of privately insured Americans: 168,600,000. Thus the $61M ceo raise broken down to each of the 168M private policies: $0.36 each, meaning the CEO raises pushed up your health insurance by THIRTY SIX FUCKING CENTS PER YEAR. So unless your annual health insurance premiums were a whopping $1.44, that 25% spike across the board sure as shit came from somewhere other than corporate greed. So early voting has started in most districts, so get your ass out there and try to set things straight, and maybe we can bring a little fucking accountability back to this shit show.
But should Hillary get into office, and you don't think the very first thing she's going to is to completely buttfuck the Second Amendment, you need your head examined. Plus you're going to need an AR/AK platform to fight the first wave of the Russian attack which will come in disguised as commercial charter flights same way they did in Afghanistan in '80. Only they were crack Airborne outfits. Next will be infiltrators that come up illegal from Mexico. Cubans mostly. The They'll manage to infiltrate SAC bases in the Midwest, several down in Texas and wreaked a helluva lot of havoc, I'm here to tell you. The They'll open up the door down here, and the whole Cuban and Nicaraguan armies come walking right through, rolled right up here through the Great Plains, all the way to Cheyenne, across to Kansas. We'll hold them at the Rockies and the Mississippi. I'll bet the Russians will reinforce with 60 divisions, sending three whole army groups across the Bering Strait into Alaska, cut the pipeline, come across Canada to link up here in the middle. GODAMMIT! Being the Friday before Halloween, I had been holding onto a really nice copy of the original Evil Dead for today's FRIDAY FLICK, and it was like two years old too, so I thought it was pretty safe... but Sam Raimi went and shit all over my picnic sometime in the last four days. So I've got to use this source instead, which is still safe, just be prepared for two popups before you get to the movie. And being all Halloweeney and shit, find where this dark garden was.
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