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Ernie's House of Whoopass! October 21, 2016

October 21, 2016

I Can Stand And (Sort Of) Walk Assisted With One Crutch. Baby Steps. Literally.

Maybe Papa John's doesn't use chemical dough conditioners in their pizza dough, corn syrup or sugar in the sauce, or preservatives and cheap fillers in the meat toppings. Maybe they go the extra mile to make a high-quality pizza that's as close to homemade as possible. Although the fact that Papa John's garlic sauce, which comes in little green peel-open containers, is made with a slew of additives – mono and diglycerides, partially hydrogenated soybean oil and the preservatives sodium benzoate and calcium disodium EDTA – does not inspire confidence.

A hard hat is a type of helmet predominantly used in workplace environments such as industrial or construction sites to protect the head from injury due to falling objects, impact with other objects, debris, rain, and electric shock. Suspension bands inside the helmet spreads the helmet's weight and the force of any impact over the top of the head. A suspension also provides space of approximately 30 mm between the helmet's shell and the wearer's head, so that if an object strikes the shell, the impact is less likely to be transmitted directly to the skull. Some helmet shells have a mid-line reinforcement ridge to improve impact resistance.

During Wednesday night's presidential debate, Hillary Clinton -- who was absolutely fucking ROASTED by Donald Trump last night -- defended her disagreement with the landmark U.S. Supreme Court decision on gun rights by saying it was about protecting toddlers from firearms. But her statement ignores the main holding in the 2008 decision, in which the justices overturned a long-standing law in the District of Columbia that largely banned handgun ownership in the city.

Ernie, the closest I could get to the lamppost was this, which points to the lampost, with the Sydney Opera House behind me! the pigeon bush is tough to find. I believe the building behind the bird is a Ukraine Telecom building. The first three letters in English are UKR. And the next two are "Te", so... But I have looked at a dozen URKTelecom locations in the Ukraine, and haven't found that building. Hope this helps someone. Jimbo

Hi Ernie, Obviously Potobello Café at Circular Quey, Sydney Australia overlooking the Sydney Opera House. Love your site, a great distraction form work. Cheers From downunder. Michael

A police officer in Texas was rewarded after his quick thinking saved the life of a 3-year-old boy. On October 12, Brayden Geis' mother and father frantically dialed 911 after their son stopped breathing and was unresponsive. The 911 operator dispatched an EMS team, but they were several minutes away. Granbury Police Officer Chase Miller just happened to be scanning the EMS dispatch channel when he realized he was in that location. Dash cam footage then shows him rushing to the young boy's aid within 60 seconds of the 911 call. Officer chase then performed CPR for about two minute, not giving up until the boy started breathing again.

I tried to find a full copy of Major League, but came up empty. So for today's FRIDAY FLICK: "Look, spies are a dime a dozen. I'm a spy. Clyde is a brain. He's a think tank-type guy. His specialty was low-impact kinetic operations. We kill people. He figured out how to do it without ever being in the same room. It was his gift, and he was the best. One time, we're tasking this tricky target. I mean, we're usin' cruise missiles and Predators, and we even had a B-2 Bomber flatten this guy's villa with JDAM. Alright, we're burnin' up millions in ordnance and we're gettin' nowhere with this guy. So we call Clyde, and we ask him to solve our problem. Clyde develops a Kevlar thread with a high-tech ratchet made of carbon fiber. Put it in a necktie. Two days later, Mrs. Bad Guy comes home, finds Mr. Bad Guy dead on the bathroom tile, choked to death. What I'm sayin' is, just assume that this guy can hear and see everything that you're doing. No. We got him locked away; maximum security. If he's in jail, it's because he wants to be in jail. He's a born tactician. Every move that he makes, it means something. That cellmate that he killed, what, you think that was random? No. That's a pawn being moved off the board. If I were you, I'd be lookin' for the next piece. Anybody who had anything to do with that case, he's gonna be comin' after you."