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Ernie's House of Whoopass! October 13, 2016

October 13, 2016

For Some Reason, Florida And Palm Trees Play Significant Roles In Today's Update.

South Florida has experienced a significant increase in the number of people coming from South, Central America, the Caribbean and Mexico. This coupled with an increase in the number of tourists visiting the Sunshine State and acquiring taste for ethnic Latin cuisine created greater demand for food from Latin America. In order to meet customer demand and offer a more convenient shopping experience to our customers, El Bodegon supermarkets were established.

Coconuts take about one year to fully ripen, with several coconuts growing together in bunches that ripen at about the same time. Six or seven months after the fruits emerge, the inside of the coconut contains mostly water, which you can harvest and drink. Over the next five or six months, the water converts to the white nut meat lining around the inside of the shell. The coconut should be fully ripe at 12 months after fruits emerge. The color of the coconut husk is also a good indication of ripeness. Immature coconuts that are mostly filled with coconut water are bright green in color. The husk slowly turns to brown as the fruits mature. At peak maturity, when the coconut meat has hardened, the outer husk is solid brown throughout.

The Queen Palm tree is native Paraguay and northern Argentina north to eastern Brazil and west to eastern Bolivia. It is a medium-sized palm, quickly reaching maturity at a height of up to 50 feet tall, with pinnate leaves, and has a wide introduced range due to its popularity as an ornamental garden tree. The queen palm is found in most tropical and subtropical areas, including Florida and many parts of the Southwestern United States. It is very popular as an ornamental tree and much used in urban landscaping, however the fronds die early and must be pruned to keep the tree visually pleasing.

My first year of Amazon Prime comes up for renewal this January but to be honest, if I knew how awesome Prime was I'd have signed up eons ago. With free second day shipping, I ordered these cheapie reflex sights on Tuesday, and they're arriving later today. Plus, Amazon Prime gives me access to all the cool shit that used to be on HBO like The Wire, The Sopranos, and of course Oz. Added bonus (although not Prime related, still cool) the second half of my Tannerite order gets here this Saturday and yes, I bought my 30 pack before it went on sale so I fucked myself out of $16.

So while we're on the subject of palm trees, see if you can find these potted ones in StreetView.

Found your green pool!!! Actually there are two of them (and the benches have been painted) and they are both green. Klatovska tr. 692/40, 301 00 Plzen 3-Jizni Predmesti, Czech Republic...wherever that is! Thanks for what you do to relieve boredom Ern! -Brandon

Hi Ernie, I immediately recognized the logo as the RIU hotel chain. When I think if RIU I think of Mexico so I looked over there and it appears to be the RIU Jalisco. This is what google maps offered. Now here is a question, why is that dude taking pictures and not banging this chick? Eric

I do think the US Govermnent -- and for that matter, the American population as a whole -- have fucked over the Native Americans at every turn. I do believe the construction of the Dakota Access Pipeline should be halted, or at least re-routed away from Indian Reservation land, until a mutual agreement can be reached. I also believe that no matter how righteous your cause, when your protests block traffic, you deserve to get run the fuck over. Strike first, strike hard. No mercy, sir.

Oh, and any chance you can hep me find pump number 3?

If you're new to Snapchat, you may be wondering why all your friends are puking rainbows, donning NFL helmets, or shooting lasers out of their eyes in their snaps. It's all due to Snapchat's selfie lenses, the animated filters that have become ubiquitous with the platform since their roll out in September 2015. Lenses are essentially creative filters for your selfies. You can use lenses on both still photos and video. Snapchat also allows you to add captions in a selection of bold, funky fonts and colors. The current selection includes flower crowns, doggie ears and snouts, hippie sunglasses, NBA hoops, and more.