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Ernie's House of Whoopass! September 30, 2016

September 30, 2016

Well, At Least The Weekend Is Here. And I Can Stand For 20 Seconds At A Time. So There's That.

For a desert state, Arizona sure has lots of fine swimming holes. So when Summer hits in Arizona and you can fry an egg on the sidewalk, it's time to throw on a swimsuit, pack up a picnic lunch, load up the car with the kids and head to some of the best swimming holes in Arizona. Tucked here and there near mountain springs and along tributaries of rivers, these natural spas are popular with hikers, picnickers and just about anyone who enjoys soaking al fresco. Some you can practically drive to, others require a short walk or a bit of a scramble. A few can only be reached after a long, hard hike. Just remember that you're not the only person who wants to cool off. You can expect a crowd at any of these spots on any summer weekend, so plan accordingly.

Suffering or witnessing the separation of a limb from a body is horrible to even think about. In such a scenario, emphasis must be placed on taking care of the injured person. Call an ambulance immediately if you or someone in your vicinity has suffered the loss of a limb. While it is sometimes possible to reattach a severed limb, many factors can make reattachment impossible. Still, the chances of a successful reattachment are high enough that you should preserve a severed limb after ensuring the safety of the injured person. So I have a question for all of you Emergency Room people. Just how much extra time can you buy a severed limb by hooking it up to IV fluids? Seriously, fascinating concept.

This run of Italian made Beretta CX4 carbines was evidently produced for a foreign military or police contract, then imported into the US not by Beretta, but by PW Arms. They come with an owners manual but the owners manual is printed in a foreign language, maybe Russian? Note the comment about extended barrel length... the barrel on these us approximately 1.8" longer than traditionally produced CX4 Storm Carbines -- great for a supressor -- and they use Beretta 92 magazines. I still think the CZ Scorpion looks cooler, but I still love my two CX4s. Plus at $0.14 per round, they're less expensive than any other defensive caliber to practice with.

Here's your first pitch, and it's a tee ball: identify the coke whore's taste in music.

If you want to lock up your bicycle next to these, you need to head down to the corner of Passatge de la Pau & carrer Sils in Barcelona, Spain. Rick

Ernie says: Good find, I couldn't nail that one down.

The "stupid criminal" story has long been a staple of local crime reporting, late-night talk shows, and comedy-news programs such as NPR's Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! And now, the magic of social networking is giving ne'er-do-wells a new venue to thwart themselves, often in front of large audiences. People arrested for dumb social media posts kind of had it coming to them. From the teens who jokingly threaten lives on Twitter to those who took to Facebook to organize full-scale riots, all of these people have one thing in common: each were arrested for a common-sense-bending social media post. On Wednesday, two Chicago area felons were charged after one of them posted a Facebook Live video of himself shooting a gun at a north suburban shooting range. Both men were charged with aggravated unlawful use of a weapon by a felon, a Class 2 felony, police said.

Here's your second pitch, and it's a slow lob: show me where to get some intercourse.

Long time listener, first time caller. The creepy little boy statue is in Budapest. Street view sucks, but close enough. Corey

This was a little harder than it first appears. It seems they have update the facade of the building since the picture of the girl was taken. Here is a closeup of the building. The sign over her right boob, er, shoulder is the one seen here. Here is the statue. It looks as though the last time google made a pass down Kigyo Street they were remodeling the shops and street there. Anywho...Pretty sure this is the statue in question... Thanks - Brandon

Today's FRIDAY FLICK: "Before they died, my parents told me stories about how the world once was; what it was like long before I was born; before the war with the machines. They remembered a green world, vast and beautiful, filled with laughter and hope for the future. It's a world I never knew. By the time I was born, all this was gone. Skynet, a computer program designed to automate missile defense. It was supposed to protect us, but that's not what happened. August 29th, 1997, Skynet woke up. It decided all of humanity was a threat to its existence. It used our own bombs against us. Three billion people died of nuclear fire." That's right, motherfuckers, it's Terminator:Genesys. Added bonus, at 0:55 the Transamerica Pyramid gets nuked.

And here's your final pitch, and it's a dirty, nasty slider: find this lovely riverside park.