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Ernie's House of Whoopass! September 28, 2016
September 27, 2016

I'll Choose The Lesser of Two Evils... Hey, These Candidates Are Even Worse Than Last Time.

It's beach reading season – that time when even infrequent readers pick up or download the latest thriller, indulge in a fine romance or take a deep dive into a literary classic. That is time well-spent, a growing body of research suggests. And it's not just because reading makes us smarter, though it does. Reading meaty, character-driven fiction might actually make us better, more empathetic people, studies show. Some literary evangelists go further: they say that reading the right books at the beach can ease almost any human ailment.

Bruh, I'm sure you can find this statue of a little boy on Streetview, but I also want you to tell me who the statue is dedicated to.

Chock full o'Nuts is a brand of coffee originating from a chain of New York City coffee shops. Its unusual name derives from the eighteen shelled nut shops founder William Black had established under that banner in the city beginning in 1926. When the Depression struck he converted them to lunch counters serving a cup of coffee and a sandwich for 5 cents. In time the brand grew popular, being introduced to the consumer market through grocery stores starting in 1953. Today it is owned by coffee giant Massimo Zanetti Beverage Group, the largest privately held firm in the industry. Vintage Chock full o'Nuts metal coffee cans are collectible items sold on eBay.

When the first Harry Potter film hit the big screen nearly 15 years ago in 2001, all the characters just seemed so perfectly fitting. By now, most of those who read the books almost cannot imagine any other face when imagining the fictitious characters. But did you know, these 10 celebrities were considered and some almost took the role? Gandalf as Dumbledore? It could have changed everything!

Seriously, bruh. A complete AR-15 rifle with forward assist, a dust cover, and 30 round magazine for $434 shipped. You can't afford not to buy one.

Ernie, Hope the wheel is feeling better. Your redhead is standing at 1234 Montgomery Street, SF, CA. (37*47'58.85" N / 122*24'14.99" W) Although, can we know if she really is a redhead without carpet to compare to the drapes? Andrew

Bruh, close but remember I was looking for this *exact* same spot.

"It takes strength to be firm. It takes courage to be gentle. It takes strength to stand guard. It takes courage to let down your guard. It takes strength to conquer. It takes courage to surrender. It takes strength to be certain. It takes courage to have doubt. It takes strength to fit in. It takes courage to stand out. It takes strength to feel a friend's pain. It takes courage to feel your own pain. It takes strength to hide your own pains. It takes courage to show them. It takes strength to endure abuse. It takes courage to stop it. It takes strength to stand alone. It takes courage to lean on another. It takes strength to love. It takes courage to be loved. It takes strength to survive. It takes courage to live." - Dave L Griffith, the Cowboy Night Writer

At 244 lbs, she weighs more than all but four players on the New York Yankees 25 man roster. She'd stare down on the likes of NFL defensive linemen J.J. Watt and Mike Daniels. And she regularly spars with men. Meet Gabrielle Garcia, the scariest woman in mixed martial arts. The Brazilian behemoth, who stands 6'1" tall, is 100+ lbs too heavy to fight in the UFC's bantamweight division, which is probably good news for Ronda Rousey, Holly Holm, and Miesha Tate. And yes, I had to do a lot of metric-to-Imperican conversion on that, for example, 1.1 meters is about 43 inches.

Bruh, I know I've put on more than a few pounds over the last few months since I've been unable to ride my bike, but if I wanted to lock it up with the rest of these, where am I headed?

I think the lovely ginger is at 1255 Montgomery St. in San Fran. She¹s about 5ft from this manhole cover. Sorry for the pdf but I couldn¹t get a Google Street View link to work. Gary

Hi Ernie: Unfortunately Google Streetview didn't use fine SLR equipment like the Photographer did in his shot. Your Transamerica girl is at 1276 Montgomery Street in San Francisco. The view I linked to is about the best I can do to get 'exactly' the right spot. I can't seem to move over to the left anymore than I have. Link here. Martov

Hi Ernie, We are In front of 1255 Montgomery St., San Francisco. The red X is EXACTLY where the lovely redhead is posing. All the cracks line up....can I say that & actually get away with it? All The Best! - John

The Hagerstown Police Department released two body-worn camera videos from officers who were on the scene following an accident, which resulted in a out of control 15-year-old bicyclist being pepper sprayed. In related news, I have come to the realization that I could never, ever pursue a career in law enforcement. Chase-Pitkin story aside, I would shoot everyone. Twice.

I harbor a nice love/hate relationship with one of my favorite plinking pieces; a Ruger Mark III slab side. On the plus side, I can reach out to 25 yards with iron sights and not only ring the bullzeye, but where i'm going to ring the bullzeye. Given the right wind, it can be almost comically accurate to shoot. On the down side, once used it must be cleaned and that means reassembling That Which Was Not Meant To Be Reassembled. Seriously, it's fucking horrible to put back together, almost the point where I'm reluctant to shoot it, or only do a few rounds so I don't have to break it down afterwards for a real cleaning. In fact, if you Google "difficult to disassemble ruger mark iii" you'll find a metric shit ton of people with similar complaints. So I must admit part of me breathed a little sign of relief when Ruger announces the new one-button Ruger Takedown Mark IV; eviodently they've gotten the message. I just want to see if they'd reintroduce the slab side with its sweet ass cocobolo grips, because the wood really is quite beautiful.

Bruh, we've all played with Legos when we were kids, but can you tell me where I can still buy this Lego set?

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