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Ernie's House of Whoopass! July 27, 2016

July 27, 2016

The Three Week Checkup For My Erector Set Leg Is Today.

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Braheim Fowler thought his dad forgot about his 12th birthday, but little did he know his father, was planning a big surprise that would bring the young man to tears. Devon Fowler recorded the entire interaction with his son and posted the video on Facebook. The video begins with Devon pretending he forgot his son's birthday while they are on the way to Braheim's Little League game.

Willow Tree is a line of figurine sculptures created by artist Susan Lordi in January 2000. The Willow Tree line specializes in rustic faceless people and angels intended to represent feelings or life events. The figurines are made from hand-painted resin which is cast from Lordi's hand-carved clay sculptures. Creator Susan Lordi partnered with the company Demdaco to produce, market and distribute Willow Tree figurines, which are now available nationwide in independent Gift shops and Hallmark stores and is often a top seller. In 2011 Lordi filed a lawsuit against CVS for selling figurines that she alleges are knockoffs of her designs. According to the lawsuit, CVS launched a line of faceless angels with wire-loop wings, which is a trademark of Lordi's designs. In her lawsuit, she reported her monthly sales as $4.6 million dollars.

Welcome to St Augustine, Florida, founded in 1565? C'mon don't make me laugh, rookie. If you've got the salt, you'll show me exactly where this was founded in 1914.

Ernie, "Biggest problem is, that aerial wasn't taken prior to the JFK's arrival" If you zoom out and/or pan down just a tad, you can see the JFK sitting right there at a dock in the Delaware River. Zoom in and you can see the “67” on the fore end of the deck. If you pan to the right and zoom in on your bird's eye view, you can see “67” on the side of the tower. Thanks for everything, always very much appreciated! (a different) Mike

Interesting candidate on the primary slate here in Missouri. Could be a Dubie VS Blunt showdown this November!! I always tune in for my daily dose, keep up the good work! John B

Good morning Ernie. The crowded pool is the Bare pool at the Mirage. From the looks of the contents in the bag, the guy is staying at the Westin and I am assuming it is the Westin on Flamingo and not the one in Henderson. According to Google he has to travel approx 1 mile, so not too bad in the heat. keep it up bro. Eric R

If you believe in God, you may want to thank Him for Nintendo‘s NES Classic Edition, because it appears to have catalyzed a trend of micro-retro-consoles that could bring joy to the hearts of millions. Sega is now getting into the action with not just one but two miniature Sega Mega Drive (aka the Sega Genesis) consoles, and they appear to be an improvement on the NES Classic Edition model in several key areas. For one, both the handheld and the micro-console Sega Mega Drive come pre-loaded with 80 games -- here's the full list -- and the micro-console is compatible with old Sega Genesis cartridges and controllers.

Oh, and you Trivial Pursuit fanatics.... can you tell me what genus this board is from?