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Ernie's House of Whoopass! July 20, 2016

July 20, 2016

Old And Busted: Hump Day. The New Hotness: Crutch And Roll Day.

The Split Leafed Philodendron is known for its tropical oversized leaves with what appears to be cuts within them. It is also known as the Swiss cheese plant. The one thing to watch with this house plant is that due to its oversized foliage and the ability to grow in large proportions, you may need to stake the stems. The Split Leaf Philodendron prefers medium lighting, so it is best to keep this plant located within 5 to 8 feet of a window. However, be careful when choosing the location for this house plant because once you have placed it somewhere it does not like to be moved. Also, if the light level is to low, the Split Leafed Philodendron leaves will not develop their unique perforations.

If you as much a zombiephile as I am, you have probably watched What Mornings Feel Like Before Coffee. This of course got me curious, so I did some digging aroung and the zombie chick's name is Suellen Santos. Is she hot? Well, let's take a closer look, shall we?

Along a similar vein, and in case you missed it yesterday, Steve-O has been up to his usual dumb shit, only his latest clip might raise the bar for trick shot videos everywhere. It's called Titty Trick Shots, and it's pretty much what it sounds like. The girl in the video is named Laura Lux, an Australian glamour model and disc jockey. Expect/hope for a million copycats in the coming weeks. Also in Jackass alumni news, here comes anew flick called Skiptrace, a variation on the Rush Hour formula starring Jackie Chan with Johnny Knoxville stepping in for Chris Tucker.

And wait, what the hell is this poster for?

Ernie, I have managed to track down one half of yesterday's challenge. The rental boat is from a Polish company, Spinaker yacht rental, whose main rental office is not the same location as their rental fleet, which is located on nearby Lake Solina. There is no streetview of the marina but it can be seen in the distance via this 360 panorama here. As for your sedire to connect the two, I am still working on your gangplank but can tell you Kaub, Saint Goarshausen, and Assmannshausen are all German cities located on the banks of the Rhine River, which starts in Zurich, Switzerland and flows northwest (away from Poland's Lake Solina) and empties in the North Sea. Stay tuned. Jeffrey

The .380 ACP is a rimless, straight-walled pistol cartridge developed by firearms designer John Moses Browning. It was introduced in 1908 by Colt, for use in its new Colt Model 1908 pocket hammerless semi-automatic, and has been a popular self-defense cartridge ever since, seeing wide use in numerous small handgun designs. According to gun author Massad Ayoob, "Some experts will say it's barely adequate, and others will say it's barely inadequate." Even so, the .380 ACP remains a popular self-defense cartridge for shooters who want a lightweight pistol with manageable recoil and smaller pistol. And right now, .380 ACP is almost as economical as 9mm cartridges.

Sometimes I get homesick when traveling abroad and just find myself jonesing for some good old fashioned comfort food. So where would be a good place for me to grab a burger, presuming I dodn't want to support the Seminole Tribe of Florida?

Before touching the contact lens or the eye, it is important to wash hands thoroughly with soap and rinse well. Soaps containing moisturizers or allergens should be avoided as these can cause eye irritation. Towels, unless freshly laundered on high temperature wash, are frequently contaminated with large quantities of bacteria and, as such, should be avoided when handling lenses. Dust, lint and other debris may collect on the outside of contact lenss. Again, hand contact with this material, prior to handling contact lenss, may transfer it to the lenses themselves. Rinsing the case under a source of clean running water, prior to opening it, can help alleviate this problem.