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At Some Point We're Going To Have To Swallow This Jagged Little Pill.

In New York, terrorism used an airplane. In Boston, terrorism used a bomb. In Orlando, terrorism used a gun. In nice, terrorism used a truck. The problem isn't the choice of weapon, it's the ideology. This time helpless and unarmed Frenchmen and women were crushed, gunned-down, and mutilated by yet another armed, suicidal terrorist. Sure he was ultimately killed by police, but only after he murdered in excess of 84 innocent lives, plus another hundred or so more injured. So yes, as pro-gun people have been saying all along, this is what happens when you ban guns; bad guys will just move on to the next weapon du jour, the only difference being, the population is unable to defend itself.

What do a remote control car, a vice, and a fire extinguisher have in common? This piercing shop, of course.

Rock shoes are the interface between you and the rock, and the wrong type of shoe or fit can hold you back. When choosing rock shoes, there are three primary considerations: Choose between neutral, moderate and aggressive shoes depending on what kind of climbing you intend to do; Features like laces, straps, linings and rubber affect the performance of a shoe; and for the best performance, climbing shoes should fit snug but not painfully. Getting the right fitting rock shoes will help you climb harder and longer.

The guys at Braille Skateboarding are breaking glass of their own for the thirteenth episode of their web series You Make It We Skate It. I guess that counts as a spoiler, but you really should have known what would happen if you tried to use a glass skateboard anyway.

Who or what is today's FRIDAY FLICK about? Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

Shop smart, shop S-Mart: Pick up a $100 Cabelas gift card for $85 -- hell grab two if you have two Ebay accounts -- then use this link to see what coupons Cabelas is offering and get $100 worth of stuff shipped to your door for $85.

During the Fox pre-game show prior to the 87th MLB All-Star Game on Tuesday, disgraced hit king-turned-studio analyst Pete Rose was asked what he thought about David Ortiz‘s chances of getting into the Hall of Fame. Rose's take? “Borderline. Because of how many hits he has. But if he plays a couple more years, he's a cinch.” What do Boston fans think? To put it mildly, they lose their shit.

Does anyone know of any purse companies that use a pineapple for a logo?

Airstream is a brand of luxury camper which are easily recognized by the distinctive shape of their rounded polished aluminum coachwork. The design cut down on wind resistance and thus improved fuel efficiency. It was the first of the now familiar sausage-shaped, silver aluminum Airstream trailers. This body shape dates back to the 1930s and is based on designs created by Hawley Bowlus, who had earlier overseen construction of Charles Lindbergh's aircraft, the Spirit of St. Louis.