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The Road To Hell Is Indeed Paved With Good Intentions.

I had every intention of making a post yesterday because the 4th of July is my favorite holiday of the year. I always get a bunch of patriotic links together, share some patriotic titties, and generally just try to have fun with it. Unfortunately, this year I spent the entire Fourth on the couch, on my ass, with my fucking foot up on some pillows and generally hating life. I piss into a fucking cranberry juice jug, because doing that is easier -- and less painful -- then making it to the bathroom which is only twenty fucking steps away. There is no position I can lay in that alleviates the throbbing pain below my knee; I can only lessen it a bit, or shift it from one side to the other by rolling my ankle a little bit, but I'm never really pain free. I'm about done wth this bullshit. But it's cool tho, only three more months to go before I can start to put some weight on my ankle.

Not only was ancient Egypt one of the most advanced civilizations to grace the earth, but also the creator of many sacred luxuries that are still used widely today. Egyptians were undeniably known for their bling and were, without a doubt, stylishly avant-garde. Sulfites and malachite minerals were used as eye enhancements and liners, while lip color was made with purple and red dyes from seaweed, iodine and carmine beetles. Adorned in exotic jewelry, headdresses and hairstyles, Egyptians took fashion and beauty quite seriously.

Uncheck the steel and reload checkboxes, and you'll find USAC's deal on 9mm target ammo: 500 rounds for $92, which is only $0.18 per round.

I have to shamefully admit I'm a little lacking when it comes to photo challenges right now, so I'm sure you won't have too much trouble identifying where this bathrub is located, nor where this lass is waving hello from.

Remember in the movie Ex Machina where reference is made to the main guy's pornography profile being used to create a hot cyborg chick for him to interact with? Creepy stuff, but it represents real anxieties people feel about the information Google and other internet companies are collecting on them. Google wants to put those worries to bed with Google My Activity.

Wow, it was January of 2012 when I highlighted these two girls reading lawrence Block's novel, Getting Off: A Novel of Sex & Violence. Two and a half years later, and the guy was still being enjoyed by readers across the globe. Well guess what... two more years after that, and he's still managing to keep it up. Good for him, that's staying power.

Oh, and Hillary Clinton is a fucking cunt.