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Ernie's House of Whoopass! June 20, 2016
June 20, 2016

Sheriff Mike Scott of Lee County, Florida Has A Little Something To Say.

"In predictable fashion, President Obama and his acolytes immediately responded to the recent tragedy in Orlando by blaming guns. In turn, gun and ammo sales skyrocket, as they have in every instance prior; making Obama's rhetoric once again largely responsible for record numbers of guns and ammo flying off shelves across this nation. Mere hours before hundreds were killed by ISIS in the gun-free zone of Paris, Obama is on record declaring ISIS as being “contained.” Recall, not long ago he referred to them as the JV Team. More aggression would follow, demonstrating he hasn't a clue and that ISIS is not “on defense” as he also stated publically; they are very much “on offense.” Every law abiding citizen in this country has and should have the right to protect themselves, their business, and their family. The first responder is rarely a law enforcement officer…the first responder is typically the victim. Those who think terrorists or anyone else that is mentally insane or criminally inclined will comply with new gun laws are sadly mistaken. Televised beheadings involved knives, Oklahoma City involved fertilizer, 9/11 involved airplanes, and the Boston Marathon involved pipes. Need we more examples of the resolve to do damage with or without guns? If you look like food, you will be eaten and increasingly so over the last (8) years, examples of our vulnerability abound under a Shepherd and some sheep who seem unable or unwilling to realize that the wolf is not a gun. My team and I operate a fantastic, indoor shooting facility in addition to other great shooting facilities in SW Florida that are privately operated. I encourage firearms familiarization and training for the law abiding citizens that are so inclined, and concealed carry applications are available at my offices around the county. Additionally, we are happy to visit businesses, places of worship, or community groups with personal safety and situational awareness presentations that I know you would find interesting and helpful." - Sheriff Mike

From the I-Ain't-Just-Whistling-Dixie Department: one gun store warehouse in Pennsylvania sold over 30,000 AR-15s in under a week, following the Orlando terror attack.

And since we're getting into rainy season down here, it's important that I find a covered bus stop. Can you show me where this one is?

I believe your tacos are at the Cafe Coyote in San Diego CA. Cynthia

Ernie says: Bzzzzzt! Sorry, not the right place. Notice the bar doesn't match.

I do believe you can find your Taco Tuesday deal at the Coyote Bar in Hong Kong. The inside pictures show the same blue bar. Ben

Professional golfer and all around lucky son-of-a-bitch Dustin Johnson shot a 69 in his final round at Oakmont Country Club, coming from four strokes back to win the 2016 U.S. Open. It was a pretty great ending to the 116th edition of the tournament, partly because it saw Johnson earn some redemption after his heartbreaking loss on the final hole of last year's U.S. Open, and also because it gave us plenty of his uber hot wife Paulina Gretzky, walking in a short white dress. Also, I'm pretty sure she was going commando.

Smoothie King is a smoothie food retailer that caters blended fruit-based drinks. First opening in 1973 as a stand-alone vitamin shop in Kenner, Louisiana, Smoothie King now encompasses over 600 locations -- show me where this one is located.

Pretty sure I'm not a volunteer for this -- Russian confidence drills with live humans. Randy

That Stanley product is a Plugmax indoor 6-outlet wall adapter available for $5.99 at Walmart. Jeffrey

Old and busted: sushi burritos and sushi burgers. The new hotness: sushi donuts.

So being away from my bros up north had made me a little homesick and I'd like to get a picture frame to display a few photos from back in the day to cheer myself up. I'm looking for this triple spot frame, but can only find this one with the wrong font, and this one which is only a double. Can you find the one I'm looking for?


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