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If you find that you have more headaches and migraines while at work, it may be the office lighting. Traditional office lighting generally presents three potential headache and migraine triggers: glare on computer screens from any overhead lighting, glare from overhead incandescent lighting, and flicker from fluorescent lighting. Glare on a computer screen from overhead lighting may be the easiest to address, and glare from incandescent light bulbs can often be handled in a number of ways. But the problem with fluorescent lighting is different and more difficult to address. Although generally imperceptible to the human eye, fluorescent lighting has a flicker. It's the flicker itself that's actually a migraine trigger. Thus, it doesn't matter what kind of fixture houses the tubes, people who are sensitive to that flicker will have a problem with it.

I'm not sure if you caught this in the news, but fast food giant McDonald's has quietly made a change to one its most popular items: the Quarter Pounder, and its kissing cousin, the Quarter Pounder with Cheese. The sandwich now defies burger math and includes 4.25 ounces of beef, slightly more than its former size of 4 ounces before cooking. No word on how much the beef shrinks after hitting the grill, but the former 4-ounce patty cooked down to just 2.8 ounces after heating.

A feud simmering since Blue Jay's Jose Bautista's bat flip in last year's ALDS boiled over into a brawl in the final game of the season between the Toronto Blue Jays and Texas Rangers. Bautista and Texas second baseman Rougned Odor got into a fistfight behind the bag after a hard slide by the Toronto slugger at Odor's legs in the midst of a double play in the top of the eighth inning. Players from both teams rushed the field, and Odor shoved Bautista then landed a punch to his face.

An elliptical trainer is a stationary exercise machine used to simulate stair climbing, walking, or running without causing excessive pressure to the joints, hence decreasing the risk of impact injuries. For this reason, people with some injuries can use an elliptical to stay fit, as the low impact affects them little. Elliptical trainers offer a non-impact cardiovascular workout that can vary from light to high intensity based on the speed of the exercise and the resistance preference set by the user. Elliptical trainers first entered the residential market in the 1990s, invented by Precor. But this one doesn't seem to be a Precor, so what make and model is it?

The developers at iD Software say there is one classic DOOM level in every new DOOM mission, although the classic DOOM levels aren't exactly as they were. You won't be fighting the original's monsters or using their simple weapons. This is closer to that similar Wolfenstein: The New Order Easter egg. You'll move through levels that look just like the classics, flat geometric corridors with low-resolution textures and all, but using the upgraded DOOM (2016) weapons. Finding and completing these levels should be worthwhile, even if you're not one of the original super-fans.

It's that time of year – the time when we get mud, mud, and more mud! And once the mud has dried it's bath time! But it's late on a weekday, and you don't have any dog shampoo on hand. Let's concede that shampoo made for people will clean your dog, but the question is, is it good for your dog? This may seem like a quibbling question, but it can actually have far-reaching consequences. Depending on breed, gender, climate, and the anatomical size on the dog, the pH levels range from 5.5 to 7.5, tending toward a more alkaline concentration. Therefore, if a shampoo that is formulated for human skin is used on a dog, the dog's acid mantle will be disrupted, creating an environment where bacteria, parasites, and viruses can run rampant. Unknowingly, many pet owners will repeat washings of their dogs because of the smell caused by a proliferation of bacteria, making the problem worse as the skin's acid mantle/pH level becomes more imbalanced.

It's kind of funny, I didn't check the date of that article before starting to read it, and as soon as I got to, "they are excellent rifles for the typical $70-$100 street price... can easily be had for a stunningly low $.25 a round," I was convinced this article was a couple of years old. Sure enough, Febaruary of 2014. Because the rifles themselves are now upwards of $185 and surplus ammo -- when you can find it -- is now over $0.40 per round. Still, great article though. I'd love to be able to reliably reach out and touch a clay pigeon at 300 yards, but I don't want to modify my Mosins. #RIFLEISFINE

All guest rooms and suites at The Fullerton Bay Hotel, a stylish contemporary Forbes Travel Guide Five-Star hotel located in Singapore's popular financial district, come with fully stocked mini-bars. Snacks included in this Singapore luxury hotel's mini-bars include Oreos, two cans of Pringles potato chips, cashews, Mrs. Fields cookies and Lindor chocolates. Complimentary bottles of water are replenished daily at the hotel, but the mini-bar also has complimentary bottles of Evian, along with Perrier sparkling water in addition to Arizona Iced Tea, orange juice and cans of Pepsi, Diet Pepsi and 7UP. Alcoholic beverage options include cans of Tiger and Heineken beer, as well as small bottles of Perrier Jouet champagne, Johnnie Walker Black Scotch, Chivas Regal Scotch and Belvedere vodka.