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Ernie's House of Whoopass! April 29, 2016
April 29, 2016

April Showers Bring May Flowers? Not In Florida, It's Still The Dry Season.

I learned the difference between a cross and a crucifix today. A cross is simply the t-shaped instrument that was used for crucifixion which now, bears more of a symbol of triumph for Christians. A crucifix however, is any image of that same cross with Jesus' body -- known as the corpus -- depicted on it. Catholics are free to wear either and to have either on display in their churches although most Catholic Churches would choose to have a crucifix on display, while many Protestant churches opt for the cross.

Dracaena marginata is an attractive, stiff-leaved plant with colorful foliage that sometimes goes by the name dragon tree. Most of the time, though, it's sold simply as "Dracaena marginata" or just "Dracaena." These are tough, drought-tolerant plants with aggressive root systems that make excellent houseplants, as they are a little more forgiving than some of the other dracaena. It helps that they're attractive and varied. They are sometimes grown as single-stemmed plants; other times grouped or even braided together in the same pot.

Matt Stone and Trey Parker -- the creators of South Park -- troll Tom Brady via instagram after his suspension was suspension reinstated.

A colander is a bowl-shaped kitchen utensil with holes in it used for draining food such as pasta or rice. A colander can also be used to rinse vegetables. The perforated nature of the colander allows liquid to drain through while retaining the solids inside. Conventionally, colanders are made of a light metal, such as aluminium or thinly rolled stainless steel. Modern colanders are also made of plastic, silicone, ceramic, and enamelware. Oh, and while I have your attention, see if you can tell me what brand of dishsoap she's using?

Oh, and find me this public fountain. Need a hint? Think the Big Apple.

The people are getting in line at the fisherman's bastion in Budapest, Hungary. -Brian (Long time reader, first time responder)

Hi Ernie. It's Kim at Zippia! Today, we published a fun and interesting graph that explains which college majors have the biggest (and smallest) vocabulary ranges. We accomplished this by scraping the data from more than two million resumes to see the number of unique words used by college graduates, sorted by the majors they chose. Here's the interesting data. We thought it might make an interesting story for your publication. I'd love to answer any questions you might have. Take care,Kim

We humans we create, we work, we stay busy from birth to death and never rest. We build, aim higher, work harder, accomplish more, and to what end? "Balance" takes an abstract look at our modern world, the full and the empty spaces and time in which we live and choose to make our lives.

FRIDAY FLICK: "We never dealt with domestic. With us, it was always war. We won the war. Now we're fighting the peace. It's a lot more volatile. Now we've got ten million crackpots out there with sniper scopes, sarin gas and C-4. Ten-year-olds go on the Net, downloading encryption we can barely break, not to mention instructions on how to make a low-yield nuclear device. Privacy's been dead for years because we can't risk it. The only privacy that's left is the inside of your head. Maybe that's enough. You think we're the enemy of democracy, you and I? I think we're democracy's last hope."

Side note? We are not a fucking democracy. We are a fucking republic; a constitutional republic, to be more precise. And I know I've posted this before but everyone should invest a few minutes out of your lunch to rewatch The John Birch Society's most popular and widely distributed presentation; specifically what they have to say regarding the American form of government. You're going to want to pay very close attention around the 17 minute mark. See you at the circus.


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