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An infinity mirror is a pair of mirrors, set up in a recursive manner, creating a series of smaller and smaller reflections that appear to recede into an infinite distance. The infinity mirror effect is produced whenever there are two parallel reflective surfaces which can bounce a beam of light back and forth an indefinite (theoretically infinite) number of times. The reflections appear to recede into the distance because the light actually is traversing the distance it appears to be traveling. Each additional reflection adds length to the path the light must travel before exiting the mirror. If the mirrors are not precisely parallel, but instead are canted at a slight angle, the "visual tunnel" will be perceived to be curved (off to one side) as it recedes into infinity.

To show how fake celebrity publicity pictures are, comedian Celeste Barber has dedicated her own Instagram account to hilarious recreations of celebrity photos. Suck it Kim, Kardashian.

Brass brings a warm, burnished glow to household items, ranging from switch plates, door knockers, and lamps to bathroom fixtures, furniture, and even kitchen utensils. Brass is a strong, corrosion-resistant, and relatively inexpensive alloy made from a combination of zinc and copper, and on account of its bright, golden color, the material has long been a favorite material for home furnishings and decorative accents. Like any metal, brass can become dull and tarnished over time. However, with only a little bit of knowledge—and some elbow grease, too—you can keep your brass accents polished and shining. Regular touch ups with a microfiber cloth will help keep dust and dirt from accumulating and keep your brass accents lovely and lustrous.

A goon is a noted tough guy hockey player known for his fighting skills. Goons are usually fourth line players that are limited in skill and only see limited action during a game. Recently, the number of goons in the NHL has been declining due to the decreased number of staged fights during games. Because many goons are primarily fighters with limited offensive or defensive skills, coaches stop using them and many get traded or demoted to minor hockey leagues when they are not needed. Here is a tribute to the 15 Biggest Goons in sports history.

It wouldn't take too much Google Fu to figure out this Style Magazine is the the April 2014 issue. But it will take a decidedly higher level of Google Fu to tell me exactly which issue of what magazine this girl was reading when she decided to get slim, fit, and healthy.

This is actual footage during the 80-minute attack on the U.S.S. Laffey. About the best naval footage ever shot by a Navy cameraman. The U.S.S. Laffey, "the ship that would not die", was hit by 6 Kamikazes and 4 bombs, but remained afloat after an 80 minute battle that included 22 Kamikaze attacks. Rick

This is a long shot, but some number of years ago (maybe when this was an email list), Ernie sent out a cat recipe that involved cooking a cat encased in potters clay. I need to send that to a friend of mine. Any help would be great. Thanks, Bill

Ahhh, the old alt.tasteless archives. Shit man, that was late 90's before the turn'o'the'millenium. Good times, good times. Anyway, I do believe this is the knowledge you seek.

The Ruger AR-556 is a semi-automatic M4-style, direct impingement Modern Sporting Rifle that offers consumers a fun to shoot, affordable rifle with rugged reliability. Extensively tested during its development, the AR-556 is constructed from top-quality components, including forged aluminum upper and lower receivers and a cold hammer-forged, chrome-moly steel barrel with M4 feed ramp cuts. This model is chambered in 5.56 NATO and comes equipped with a telescoping 6-position stock, 30-round Magpul magazine and enlarged trigger guard. Plus, it uses standardized M4/AR components so customization is hassle free. Buying one is also hassle free. Simply make four payments of $139.41 ($557.64) -- that's almost $200 less than MSRP -- then add a whopping $4.99 to cover shipping to your FFL and viola, it's yours!

DNS and BIND tells you everything you need to work with one of the Internet's fundamental building blocks: the distributed host information database that's responsible for translating names into addresses, routing mail to its proper destination, and even listing phone numbers with the new ENUM standard. This book brings you up-to-date with the latest changes in this crucial service. Whether you're an administrator involved with DNS on a daily basis or a user who wants to be more informed about the Internet and how it works, you'll find DNS and BIND is essential reading.


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