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Here we have Triumph the Insult Comic Dog discusses gender identity, micro aggressions and trigger warnings with young college voters -- and yes, the trigger warning girl's facial expression is FUCKING HILARIOUS -- as part of Triumph's Election Special 2016. You're welcome.

The Technics P-50 is a beautifully rich piano sound, a broad selection of voices and incredibly realistic keyboard touch response. All housed in a simple, stylish body thats compact and light enough to carry almost anywhere. Featuring an incredibly robust aluminium casing with an attractive curved form-factor, the P-50 is an ideal stage piano and makes an excellent MIDI controller. So if you are looking for a digital piano that delivers piano playing enjoyment and much, much more? The choice is easy: the Technics P-50.

Battlezone is a first-person tank combat arcade game from Atari released in November 1980. The player controls a tank which is attacked by other tanks and missiles. The player views the screen, which includes an overhead radar view to find and destroy the rather slow tanks, or the faster moving supertanks. Battlefield is played on a flat plane with a mountainous horizon featuring an erupting volcano, distant crescent moon, and various geometric solids like pyramids and blocks. Activision released a critically acclaimed remake, Battlezone 98, in late 1998. Five years later, Rebellion bought the Battlezone franchise from the Atari bankruptcy proceedings and thanks to an upcoming re-release, modern computers can now experience the classic game with full Steam support.

Do you have what it takes to tell me exactly what day this photo was taken? Well do you, maggot?!

Large or small, a propane tank can sometimes be an obvious addition to a home's landscape. It's only natural that a homeowner would want his landscape to be attractive, and a propane tank can seem quite an obstacle in this instance. The National Fire Protection Association (NFPA) has set standards for the color of propane tanks. At the most basic, these standards state that tanks should be painted a light, reflective color. In fact, there are several restrictions on the color and type of paint that should be used. Not only does the NFPA set standards, there are also federal and state laws that figure into safety and serviceability of your propane tank. Common colors used for propane tanks include white, silver, and light gray.

Early electric stoves were unsatisfactory due to the cost of electricity -- as compared with wood, coal, or city gas -- limited power available from the electrical supply company, poor temperature regulation, and short life of heating elements. In the United States, even though three companies had introduced electric stoves in 1908, penetration was rare; an electric stove was still considered a novelty in the 1920s. The invention of nichrome alloy for resistance wires improved the cost and durability of heating elements, and by the 1930s, decreased cost of electric power and modernized styling of electric stoves had greatly increased their acceptance.

Old and busted: Choose Your Own Adventure books from when you were a kid. The new hotness: Choose Your Own Apocalypse, an interactive novel played entirely within YouTube. Make your choices, pick your allies, select the best approach, and maybe you'll make it all the way to New Vegas.

Because it just seems appropriate today, here's your FOUR-TWENTY FLICK: "Oh, no, son. That's not the way it is. You kids have been nothin' but punks. Sissified. So quick to pick up a gun. Too scared to take an ass-whipping. [holds up fists] This is what makes you a man. When I was growing up, this was all the protection we needed. You win some, you lose some, but you live. You live to fight another day. Now you think you're a man with that gun in your hand, don't you?"

And still no joy on finding these bay windows. Hey, I told you that was going to be a tough one.