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Miley Cyrus says if he's elected she's going to leave the country, thus denying Americans of this national treasure? I don't know if this is a strike against Trump or not. And if yesterday's trailer for soon-to-be-ruined Ghostbusters and soon-to-be-ruined Jumanji movie announcement wasn't enough to ruin your fucking day, perk up because they're going to ruin Baywatch, too.

Tuborg is a Danish brewing company founded in 1873 by Carl Frederik Tietgen. Tuborg initially produced pale lager for the Danish market. It merged with United Breweries in 1894, which then entered into a profit-sharing agreement with Carlsberg in 1903. In 1970, United Breweries was acquired by Carlsberg. Tuborg sell a variety of beers in over 31 countries including: Tuborg Green, Tuborg Lemon, Tuborg Christmas beer, Tuborg Gold, Tuborg Red, Tuborg Twist, Tuborg Black and the alcohol strong Tuborg Fine Festival. Tuborg Green has been extremely successful in Eastern Europe, especially in Russia where the brand has seen double digit growth for a number of years and is now the largest premium international beer in the country.

In case you missed it from earlier this week and feel this beachside bar in St Croix was too low class for you at $250,000, consider this beach side hotel St Maarten which is on the auction block for a cool $6,800,000.

Well you guys did so well finding that lamp -- there were a handful of others who nailed it too -- that I'm hoping you can help me find some red scotty dog pajamas. But not just any red scotty dog pajamas, I want these particular red scotty dog pajamas, so pay close attention to the pattern because there are a lot of fakes out there.

Head to the range or back' forty, and let loose with this Sellier & Bellot 9mm 115-grain FMJ ammo. Smooth feeding and straight shooting, Sellier & Bellot is known for their long history of quality assurance and exacting standards. It's ammo with consistent and dependable performance you can rely on, shot after shot. Pick up half a case -- that's 500 brass cased rounds -- for $99 shipped.

Two things to ponder for the weekend. When you have a picnic which would you rather do, sit right down on the grass, or do you prefer to eat on a picnic table? In order for your opinion to count, do like Morpheus and SHOW ME.

FRIDAY FLICK: "The normal question, the first question is always, are these cannibals? No, they are not cannibals. Cannibalism in the true sense of the word implies an intrapecies activity. These creatures cannot be considered human. They prey on humans. They do not prey on each other - that's the difference. They attack and they feed only on warm human flesh. Intelligence? Seemingly little or no reasoning power, but basic skills remain and more remembered behaviors from normal life. There are reports of these creatures using tools. But even these actions are the most primitive - the use of external articles as bludgeons and so forth. I might point out to you that even animals will adopt the basic use of tools in this manner. These creatures are nothing but pure, motorized instinct. We must not be lulled by the concept that these are our family members or our friends. They are not. They will not respond to such emotions. They must be destroyed on sight!"