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Ernie's House of Whoopass! March 3, 2016

March 3, 2016

My Entire Childhood Is Being Dismantled One Comedy-Adventure At A Time.

WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY? YOU ENJOYED YOUR CHILDHOOD? WELL THEN, I GUESS WE'LL JUST FUCK THAT UP FOR YOU RIGHT NOW. NO SERIOUSLY, WE ARE REALLY GOING TO FUCK THAT SHIT UP GOOD. YOU'RE WELCOME - SONY PICTURES.

"Let me give you a word of the philosophy of reform. The whole history of the progress of human liberty shows that all concessions yet made to her august claims have been born of earnest struggle. The conflict has been exciting, agitating, all-absorbing, and for the time being, putting all other tumults to silence. It must do this or it does nothing. If there is no struggle there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom and yet deprecate agitation are men who want crops without plowing up the ground; they want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters." - Frederick Douglass, 1857

It's a crazy crazy world when revolver ammunition is cheaper than semi-auto ammunition: .38 Special target ammo for $0.20 per round. So $200/case? What's next? Human sacrifice? Cats and dogs living together? Mass hysteria? Oh, and a break from the Streetview challenges for a bit. I'm in the market for an indoor/outdoor lamp and have taken a fancy to this model. Where can I but it and how much does it cost?

The Solstice Cyclists is an artistic, non-political, clothing-optional bike ride celebrating the Summer Solstice. The event was started by streakers who crashed the parade. Participants now emphasize bodypainting and other artistry. The Solstice Cyclists is the largest and fastest growing ensemble associated with the parade. After a morning paint party at a marine hangar in Seattle's Shilshole neighborhood, hundreds of cyclists and skaters rode through Ballard, pausing for a group photo at Ross Park, before entering the parade course in Fremont.

Hi Ernie! Hope all is well. Americans have become binge watch nation. So gain some insight into our obsession with streaming shows, we recently published a study that shows a state by state list of which shows people are binge watching the most! We thought it would be something you might find interesting and fun :) Thanks! Kim

Hey Ernie, That lovely Asian lady is standing in front of a Subway and as per your request, here it is on street view. Cory

Hi Ernie. The smoking hot babe is blocking a Subway sandwich shop next to the Vons at 8201 Topanga Canyon Blvd, Canoga Park, CA 91304. Here is the street view. You can see the little tree and the three columns out in front. Looks like Curves rented the place to the right as it was for lease when this picture was taken. Take it easy. Eric R.

Ever wonder what happens when an old school vintage Vespa scooter has unprotected buttsex with a modern Segway scooter? Easy, you get the Zero Scooter from Bel & Bel. WARNING: Not Safe For Self Esteem.

One of the oldest existing man-made structures, more than 2,000 years old and a world-travel icon that ranks alongside the pyramids of Egypt and Stonehenge -- the Great Wall of China should be on every traveler's bucket list. To make the most of your visit, take some advice from these dos and don'ts. DON'T spend less than two or three hours exploring the wall. You'll need at least that much time to get the true flavor of the centuries-old structure. DO go in the spring or fall, when the weather is fine and the crowds are few. Summertime is often too hot, and winter can be treacherous. DON'T forget plenty of water, sunscreen and a hat if you visit during the blazing summer. You'll need it all.

Oh my God, stop being a little bitch.