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Seven Months Away And This Election Is Already Fucked.

Boy, do I have a photo challenge for you. So much so, that it's the ONLY challenge I'm going to issue today. Your goal is to show me where this Whirlpool refigerator is located. At first I had hoped the t-shirt would yield some clues, but unfortunately "Slave to Grave" is just an old 1990's slogan from Alien Workshop, so I don't think that's going to be any help. Instead, the large sign on the building in the background is going help narrow down a city, while a few clues from a close up of the refrigerator should get you into the right country. And if you'd like, you can view the original full size photo (3264x2448) here.

As a lifelong OAKLAND Raiders fan, one book I distinctly remember reading when I was growing up was Kenny Stabler's autiobiography, Snake. And something about an Impala SS he used to own when he played for Alabama? A 1964, was it? Anyway, he's now hitting the news that Kenny was diagnosed with Chronic traumatic encephalopathy, or CTE for short. The Cliff Noterion is your brain starts to shrink after suffering a shit ton of concusions, like what happens to old football players. Before his disease progressed too far, he promised to donate his brain to medical research on the sdisease, and sure enough, Kenny was aman of his word.

A firearm suppressor, or silencer as it's known to Michael Bay fans, is a device attached to or part of the barrel of a firearm which reduces the amount of noise and visible muzzle flash generated by firing. Suppressors are typically constructed of a metal cylinder with internal baffles, functioning much like a car muffler, to reduce the sound of firing by slowing the escaping propellant gas. A new baffle-free Suppressor system was developed by a veteran of the SOF community to create a new and improved suppression system that is a huge jump from traditional suppressors. Being completely hearing safe with no overpressure in enclosed environments and providing incredible recoil reduction, the baffle-free design is truly remarkable. And given that regular .50 cal supressors normally run about $2,300 each, I can't wait to hear what the price of this one is going to be.

According to the most recent data released September 2015, rates of obesity now exceed 35 percent in three states (Arkansas, West Virginia and Mississippi), 22 states have rates above 30 percent, 45 states are above 25 percent, and every state is above 20 percent. Arkansas has the highest adult obesity rate at 35.9 percent, while Colorado has the lowest at 21.3 percent. Expect those numbers to rise sharply, as according to the folks at Burger King, the Extra Long Buttery Cheeseburger is “two beef patties topped with freshly cut onions, crisp iceberg lettuce, ketchup, melted American cheese, flavored butter sauce and a creamy mayonnaise spread, all served on a warm toasted hoagie bun.

Is that photo challenge too hard? Don't be a crybaby. Just show me where this red scooter is parked and quit whining, Whiner McWhinerton.