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Ernie's House of Whoopass! December 23, 2015

December 23, 2015

Time To Get Some Last Minute Shopping Done.

If you're like me, you just can't get into the Christmas spirit until you see Hans Gruber fall from Nakatomi Plaza. Well, let's get this party started.

Rice Krispies Treats are always a simple yet welcomed holiday favorite. The ingredients are simple: 2 tablespoons butter, 1 package of marshmallows, and 6 cups Kellogg's Rice Krispies cereal. In large saucepan melt butter over low heat. Add marshmallows and stir until completely melted. Remove from heat. Add Kellogg's Rice Krispies cereal and stir until well coated. Using buttered spatula or wax paper evenly press mixture into 13 x 9 x 2-inch pan coated with cooking spray. Simply allow to cool and cut into 2-inch squares!

At first I was going to challenge someone to identify this pack of Russian (European?) cigarattes. I even managed to get a decent image of just the box. But my Google Fu is coming up completely empty so instead, I've taken a pretty quick look through all of the available fragrances of Softsoap Body Wash and either this is an outdated label or a discontinued fragrance. Any idea which?

If A Christmas Story -- which was filmed in Cleveland, by the way -- trivia is your thing, here are a few quizzes in varying degrees of difficulty: zimbio, playbuzz, allthetests. Which of course leads us to a quick update for those trying to shoot your eye out...

Hey, Ernie. Merry Christmas & all the obligatory ass kissing that goes along with being around since the stick figure days. Here's my attempt for this year's Don't Shoot Your Eye Out... 9,449,085 points. Keep up the great work. -Dave

Loving this Don't Shoot Your Eye Out game! Thank you, Ernie Stewart! 9,490,576 -- can anyone beat THIS score!!?? Jared

Merry Christmas dude! I am sorry I saw this because I think I am way too into it. Take care. Eric r.

Look I don't want to be an asshole, but the truth is The Schwartz was not that great to begin with. So why the hell Mel Brooks has recently confirmed there will be a Spaceballs Sequel in the works, I will never understand.

Old and busted: Show me the money. The new hotness: Show me the poles. Seriously, show me where they are.

From 1995 to 2010, the sale of mineral waters in Tunisia rose from 110 million to 740 million bottles and 11 new packaged water units were created for bottling mineral water. Tunisians consumed 1.1 billion liters of bottled water in 2014, approximately 800 million bottles, an increase of 4.22% compared to 2013. Jektiss Water is bottled by the Company Beverage Tunisia, located in the region of south Tunisian Koutine.