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Ernie's House of Whoopass! November 16, 2015

November 16, 2015

So Far Just A Couple Minor Tweaks Here And There.

Russell Simmons is an American business magnate. Married to Samantha Simmons of East Providence RI, Simmons has been described as the third richest figure in hip hop, having a net-worth estimate of $340 million in 2011. He cofounded the hip-hop music label Def Jam and created the clothing fashion lines Phat Farm, Argyleculture, and American Classics.

An entry level photo challenge: One of the most notorious aphrodisiacs, oysters are high in zinc and have a reputation for being great for love and fertility. Researchers recently found that oysters contain amino acids that trigger production of sex hormones. I'd like to grab some at this oyster bar, so I'm read for the Mango challenge further down. Show me where I'm headed.

Well, it's official. It is now cheaper to take your AK shooting -- 7.62x39 for $0.22 per round -- than is is your trusty old Mosin Nagant, which has doubled in price to surplus 54R is up to $0.34 per round. This fucking sucks.

Hey, Ern! A little late, but here's my new license plate. Thought you might be able to use it, tomorrow. Thanks! -Motorhed.

Ernie, It took me so long to submit an answer for the "blue bottle with an orange cap" challenge because I never could find the bottle. The second photo is Nivea. I don't think it's the same as the first bottle though. The bottle shape is different as is the logo on the front. I still have to stare at the picture for a few minutes before I can locate the bottle again. Thanks for all the great challenges! Josh

Hey Ern. Blue bottle with an orange cap is the branding used by Nivea for their sun products. I think the young lady enjoying a glass of rose' is using this one. Not sure which one the lady with the itch is using though, I think they may have scratched it. Bill

Two months ago I told you there was going to be a Ronda Rousey porn parody and in light of recent events, presto whiz bango, here it is in its entirety.

U-Haul understands the importance of proper packing, and that's why they want you to take enough to protect all of your possessions without needing to make multiple trips back to the U-Haul store. And at U-Haul, they're gladly refund the full purchase price of any unused box you return to us. U-Haul guarantees 100% buy-back of any unused U-Haul boxes, with receipt, at any U-Haul center location nationwide.

The Santa Monica Big Blue Bus is a municipal bus operator in the Westside region of Los Angeles, that provides local and bus rapid transit service in Santa Monica and adjacent neighborhoods of Los Angeles, including LAX. Show me where this stop is, and let me know what time the bus picks this chick up.

Hey Ernie, very long time reader but my first time writing in. The girl with the grey hair is standing in front of 377 10th St. San Francisco. -Scott

Hey there, Can you help me? I would like to send the person who is authorised to make changes to dd aa link to be. I think it will be a great addition to the resources on food crisis. The resource is a data visualisation infographic filled with data on the effects food production has on our planet, but put together in a very clever way that highlights just how much is affecting sustainability. This is the link to the graphic... let me know what you think? Also if this is not the correct email address to send this to, can you please let me know or forward this message on to the correct person? Thank you for your time, Julia

Hi Ernie, Please could you link to this blog post about warehouses and factories. Best Regards, David

A more difficult challenge: We've done a couple with Mango before, she's the insanely hot French chick with the gorgeous smile. Well last month she made a phone call from Cap d'Agde, which is on the southern coast of France, and I'd like you to find me the phone booth so I can lick the receiver.

Ketchup Leather is ketchup that's been dehydrated and flattened out to the point that it roughly reaches the consistency of a Fruit Roll-Up. You're not supposed to eat it in its dehydrated form; once it hits the beef patty it liquefies, but without soaking the bun in ketchup. Thanks, but no thanks.

Aw fuck all, with the kick off of LBEH, I forgot your FRIDAY FLICK. "All right, Sentinels. Listen up. There are some who will say that your accomplishments today will soon be forgotten, that you're not real players, that this isn't a real team. And I say that's bullshit. Because as of today, you're all professional football players. You're being paid to play, and I want to you to remember that, because the men whose places you've taken forgot that a long time ago. Let's bring it in. Let's play some football."