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Ernie's House of Whoopass! November 9, 2015

November 9, 2015

Thankfully, Big Ron's Steakhouse Doesn't Have The Same Appeal It Once Did.

WAKE UP! THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM, YOU SONS OF BITCHES! You can get a little bit of this, if you pay close attention to a little bit of that. And yes, .22 ammo is listed again.

Well this is interesting. If I Google search "la barquette chatons" the results are all about these French biscuits. But when I put the word "chaton" into Google Translate, the result is kitten, not biscuit. Whisker biscuit, maybe?

A lot of people dont realize it, but October 16th has repeatedly played a pretty important role in our nation's history. For example in 1962, President Kennedy was informed that there were missile bases in Cuba, beginning the Cuban missile crisis. Two years later in 1964, China detonated its first atomic bomb becoming the world's fifth nuclear power. At the turn of the century in 2000, it was announced that Chevron Corp. would be buying Texaco Inc. for $35 billion. The combined company was called Chevron Texaco Corp. and became the 4th largest oil company in the world. Even as recently as 2008, the iTunes Music Store reached 200 billion television episodes sold. But, can you tell me what this young lady was up to on October 16th? And here's a little CSI action to help you out.

Paint Stripper is a very cool video showing various individuals splashed with paint that seemingly makes their clothes disappear and the skin -- big titties included -- underneath as naked as the day they were born. The effect was accomplished through green paint and chroma key, and it's never anything less than totally convincing.

Ernie nobody has identified the husband from Real Housewives yet because that isn't what was on the TV. That badge is the corner is the channel the show is on, Lifetime Real Women, a sub channel of the Lifetime network. Maybe somebody could identify the actual show but I know I can't and I damn sure don't watch that channel. Also, Hey, Ernie. I don't think that blue piece of equipment is an excavator. It is likely a Genie Telehandler. Matt

Hi Ernie, The blue excavator is from an entrepreneur in Holland, its their company color, more here. Jan

The first written version of the Don Juan legend was written by the Spanish dramatist Tirso de Molina. His play, El burlador de Sevilla y convidado de piedra, was set in the fourteenth century and published in Spain around 1630. In current time, the name "Don Juan" is a common metaphor for a "womanizer", and in some cases, a Mexican chef. So where am I headed for the best enchilada in town?

Just one warning, though, before you get started. These insane Mike Tyson moments are peppered with vulgar and often offensive language. So if you're at work or in the presence of impressionable young children, you might want to turn the volume down.

Ernie, Looks like that trucker drove 112,500 miles in 2013. It was easier to find than I thought it would be. I enjoy doing the searches! Russ

Hey Ernie, The driver from North Way Trucking drove 112,500 miles back in 2013. I couldn't find any record of whether he crashed after staring at those big old fun bags or not. Keep up the good work, both with EHOWA and LBEH. Mike

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