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Ernie's House of Whoopass! September 30, 2015
September 30, 2015

Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike! What Day iS It?

I suspect that corporate mergers will make two of today's photo challenges difficult, if not downright impossible since it may or may not be able to look up the addressed of sites that have new owners.

CSK Auto, Inc. was a specialty retailer of automotive parts and accessories in the western United States, operating its stores under four brand names: Checker Auto Parts, founded in 1969, with 442 stores in the Southwestern, Rocky Mountain, and Northern Plains states and Hawaii; Schucks Auto Supply, founded in 1917, with 226 stores in the Pacific Northwest and Alaska; Murray's Discount Auto Stores, founded in 1972, with 112 stores in the Upper Midwest; and Kragen Auto Parts, founded in 1947, with 493 stores primarily in California. Can you find that location?

Longs Drugs was an American chain with approximately 40 drug stores throughout the state of Hawaii. Before being acquired by CVS Health in 2008, it was a chain of over 500 stores, located primarily on the West Coast of the United States. Besides Hawaii, it had stores located in California, Nevada, Arizona, Alaska, Colorado, Oregon, and Washington, and was headquartered in Walnut Creek, California. Can you find that location?

And if you are a hardcore Wisconsin fan, what's the best way to celebrate the Badgers' 28-0 win over the Hawaii Rainbow Warriors? Well if you answered a beer funnel and front porch blowjob, then this girl wants to party with you. Or more accurately, you should want to party with her, I guess.

From Wolfenstein 3D through Doom, Heretic and Virtual Cop, ask a gamer why they like headshots and some will talk about the sound and the splat, the feeling of total domination of their video game enemy. This little documentary mockumentary does a pretty great job of covering The History of Headshots. Yeah, I guess you could say it Pwns.

That "giant black pole" you're looking for is located on Powell St in San Francisco. Barry

That is 240 Powell St San Francisco. When the movie Bullit was being filmed in the City the movie folks put a prop telephone booth in that spot and Steve McQueen made a call from there. C Ray

Fractals are ornate designs resulting from the exercise of Fractal Geometry; if you've seen the recent PBS TV broadcasts of "Colors of Infinity", you'll understand what I mean. There are also simpler Fractals which produce simpler designs than the one demonstrated in the PBS program. For example, in Windows Media Player's Now Playing mode, you can watch different visualizations -- splashes of color and geometric shapes -- whose patterns move with the music that you are playing. Visualizations are grouped into fractal collections that are based on specific themes, such as Ambience or Bars.

Oh fuck? Look slike the iconic hero of the Halo franchise may have fired his last laser, at least if a new TV commercial for the upcoming Halo 5: Guardians is to be believed. The spot is called Halo 5: A Hero Falls, and it shows the entire world reacting to Master Chief's unexpected death. That's right, THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS KILLED MASTER CHIEF.

German photographer Kim Anderson set the world on fire with is timeless photographs of young children in oversized adult clothing. Born Bertram Bahner in 1959, he initially inspired to record his three year old daughter Nicola playing with her friends, only to discover he had captured moments of universal appeal. The resulting photographs evoke soul filled feeling of happiness, wonder, innocence and tenderness and of childhood days gone by. He then decided to specialize in photographing children. His pictures are described as “black and white film touched with subtle bursts of color that heighten the sense of childhoods gone by," having universal appeal and have won fans worldwide.

Oh great and powerful Ernie! Whereas the M44 is a pain in the ass to find, the Chinese knock off Type 53 is a decent replacement (and slightly cheaper) but I won't lie to you man, they'll require some elbow grease to get right. I had to strip mine duracoat the steel and steam/boil the hell out of the stock to get the gunk out, it was worse than any of my Mosins. But it is a good little truck gun! Keep on doing your thing man, looking forward to LBEH next month. Josh

An update on my quest for a Mosin M44, but first a little Walking Dead Trivia: an M44 was introduced in season four, originally by the Claimers, but is later used by Glenn in season five. Anyway, a few people have pointed out to me that Wideners has them for $189 which is great if you're looking for a knock around shooter, but I'm hoping to get my hands on a nice piece with all match serial numbers that I can hold onto and ooh-and-ahh at later with future generations of Stewarts. I considered but ulitmately ix-nayed the Type 53s for the same reason. Freddy suggested Southern Ohio Guns, but the only corker is they don't seem to offer a hand-pick option, meaning you usually spend $5-$10 more and someone there will physiclly inspect a handful of specimens and select the best one. Looking more locally, I really like the dark wood of this one, but it's way the fuck up in Jacksonville, which is six fucking hour away. So I dunno, I may give this one a look-see this weekend.

And if the other two challenges prove to difficult for you, perhaps you can take some solace in finding this street sign on Streetview.


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