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Just Another Example Of The Man Trying To Keep A Brother Down.

Dashcam video surfaced Thursday of Alachua County Sheriff's deputies shooting and wounding an armed robbery suspect who raised a gun toward them outside a Gainesville grocery store back in May. The video shows deputies confronting the suspect outside a Winn-Dixie on North Main Street after 3 p.m. May 12. When deputies order the suspect to keep his hands visible and stand in front of a patrol car, he appears to back away, reach for his pocket and pull out a gun. Seconds later, he appears to point the gun at deputies, then one of them can be heard shouting, "I will fucking kill you," and both deputies open fire. Then the suspect -- later identified as Yowab Ben-Israel, 46, of Gainesville -- collapses in a hail of gunfire. Ben-Israel, who was wounded by three of 11 shots fired, was hospitalized following the shooting, but survived. He is now charged with armed robbery, assault on a law enforcement officer and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, all felonies. I think we can all agree that whether or not the police respond with lethal or less-than-lethal force depends not upon the color of your skin, but entirely upon whether or not their assailant is armed.

Tyler Perry's For Better or Worse is an American comedy-drama series that premiered on TBS on November 25, 2011. Led by the comical, over-the-top antics of Marcus and Angela Williams, the ensemble follows three couples: Marcus and Angela, Joseph and Leslie, and Richard and Keisha who are at various stages of their relationships as they go through the ups-and-downs of married life and dating. The sitcom was welcomed to generally mixed reviews from critics. Boston Herald said "For Better or Worse is more soap than sitcom, an upscale Dynasty crossed with Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? with a dash of urban sass. It knocks you back with a bracing dose of its characters' resentments and rages."

Yes, it was just last year when Hollywood mogul (and all around cocksucker) Harvey Weinstein went on the Piers Morgan show and announced he would, "no longer make movies that glamorized guns," and that, "National Rifle Association members will wish they weren't alive.” Well that was then and this is now and there's a whole lot of money to be made in movies so behold, the first trailer for Quentin Tarantino upcoming western "The Hateful Eight." Which like any other Tarrantino film features -- you guessed it -- two and a half metric shit tons of guns. Produced by? Yep, The Weinstein Company. Behold, Thy Name Is Hyprocrisy. Cool fucking trailer, though. I'm in.

When I performed my morning search of the local gun classifies near me, what shows up as one of he first search results? That's right, a guy looking to buy a Taurus PT-111 G2. Is he a reader of EHOWA? Obviously not, because if he were he'd know one can easily be had by using Wikiarms' Gun search engine to find who has them in stock. Easy-peasy, Japanesey.

Mah-jong is a game that originated in China, and commonly played by four players, although some three-player variations found in South Korea and Japan. The game and its regional variants are widely played throughout Eastern and South Eastern Asia and have a small following in Western countries. Similar to the Western card game rummy, mahjong is a game of skill, strategy, and calculation and involves a degree of chance. The game is played with a set of 144 tiles based on Chinese characters and symbols, although some regional variations use a different number of tiles. In most variations of Mah-jong, each player begins by receiving 13 tiles. In turn players draw and discard tiles until they complete a legal hand using the 14th drawn tile to form four groups and a pair.

Todays photo challenges give us a one-two-thee punch. First, DO show me on Street View exactly where this parking space is -- hint: one lane has newer footage than the other. Not too tough, if you pay attention to the bar pattern, right? Well as you were bumbling with that, now comes the two-three knockout combination. DO tell me two things here: what building was under construction and what hotel this photo was taken from.

Wet Seal is a young women's clothing retailer headquartered in Foothill Ranch, California. It carries low, budget or economy priced brand name and company-designed apparel and accessories. The company was founded in Newport Beach, California by Lorne Huycke in 1962 as "Lorne's." The "Wet Seal" name comes from a comment Lorne Huycke made during a fashion show commenting that a model wearing a bathing suit looked like a "wet seal." In January 2015, due to increased competition in the teen clothing sector, Wet Seal shuttered a number of stores despite previously indicating to employees that the outlets would stay open. Wet Seal employees responded to this termination procedure by posting signs in the front windows outlining the way management communicated the closures to staff and the relatively paltry compensation received. On January 16, 2015, the company filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection.

Whiskey Island's name comes from its storied history as a drop point for rum runners during prohibition. The shoals in the surrounding area are a favorite for divers curious to explore the past in search of relics of prohibition. Sited amongst one of the most magnificent stretches of freshwater scenery in the world, this private island includes a completely renovated main lodge with 8 bedrooms, 4 baths, a commercial kitchen, a family room, a library/office and numerous screened and open porches. Panoramic river vistas, privacy and a superior harbor make Whiskey Island a rare opportunity for the purchase of island property. And if you buy it, I will hate you for the rest of your life, or until the zombie apocalypse starts.

"I hear laughter in the thunder, I feel comfort on the wind. I see hope in hopeless faces, Someday they will love again." - from the song Walk Beside Me by Tim O'brien