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The mathematics of pendulums are in general quite complicated. Simplifying assumptions can be made, which in the case of a simple pendulum allows the equations of motion to be solved analytically for small-angle oscillations. A so-called "simple pendulum" is an idealization of a "real pendulum" but in an isolated system using the following assumptions: The rod or cord on which the bob swings is massless, inextensible and always remains taut; The bob is a point mass; Motion occurs only in two dimensions, i.e. the bob does not trace an ellipse but an arc; The motion does not lose energy to friction or air resistance.

So I have a question for my 1911 fans. And this comes from my very limited experience with trhe platform, since the only one I own is this old Colt 70 Series that, according to the serial number, was manufactured sometime in March of 1979. My question is this -- and I'm talking exclusively about standard commercial production models chambered in .45ACP -- no custom builds, no special anniversary editions. With the exception of the grips, gun is entirely metal; no polymers, no plastics. And while I understand that not all metals are created equal, how much differenbce can there really be between the different prices? Does a Wilson Combat CQB Elite Classic for $4,000 really shoot 12 times better than a Turkish manufactured Tisas Zig for $329. Is the fit and finish really that much better?

Baileys Irish Cream was created by Gilbeys of Ireland, a division of International Distillers & Vintners, as it searched for something to introduce to the international market. The process of finding a product began in 1971 and it was introduced in 1974 as the first Irish cream on the market. The Baileys name, and the R.A. Bailey signature, were fictional, inspired by the Bailey's Hotel in London, though the registered trademark omits the apostrophe. Baileys is produced in Dublin and under contract in Newtownabbey.

When someone told me there was video of a fan running up to Ronda Rousey and almost grabbing her ass, I thought that fan was going to get laid out especially considering she's all amped up ready to beat the living piss out of Bethe Correia tomorrow night. But it turns out the kid just got lucky.

Oddly enough someone had just sent in this video containing highlights from the 2014 Budapest Airshow; the helicopter at the 1:20 mark and again (especially) at the 1:55 mark left me sitting upsight in my chair saying, "Daaaamn!" So I decided to do a little research on it, and it turns out that Red Bull pilot Chuck Aaron showing some shit on a 40+ year old Messerschmitt-Bölkow-Blohm Bo 105. The helicopter design -- the Bo 105 -- was later developed into the Eurocopter 135. The Eurocopter 135 was later developed into the Eurocopter 145, the platform on which Naaman's UH-72A Lakota is based, and we have come full circle.

JK Simmons is an American actor of film, television and stage, best known for the television roles of Dr. Emil Skoda on the NBC series Law & Order, neo-Nazi Vernon Schillinger on the HBO prison-drama Oz, and Assistant Police Chief Will Pope on TNT's The Closer. Schillinger is one of the most powerful and feared inmates in Oz. As leader of The Aryan Brotherhood in Oz, Schillinger controls most white inmates and has a reputation for ruthless brutality and rape. He is shown to be a high-ranking member of the Aryan Brotherhood outside of prison, thus giving him power outside of Oz through a vast network of allies. Most people don't know that JK Simmons is also the voice of the yellow M&M.

Surprise your taste buds with the sweet, delicious taste of Ocean Spray's Craisins Dried Cranberries. Made with real fruit and good as a snack or in a recipe, they're naturally fat-free and cholesterol-free. Plus, they're a good source of fiber and 1 serving of Craisins Original dried cranberries meets 25% of your daily recommended fruit needs.

Well, what made me think that location looked familiar is this photo from March 17th of this year. Butsince I spent a good portion of this mrning watching Vegas Vacation -- who would have thought Cousin Eddie and Randy Quaid are one in the sam -- I figured it's time for another Las vegas Challenge. Show me what hotel is offering such a warm WELCOME!

Every Christmas there are two games I always like to feature. The first of course is Don't Shoot Your Eye Out, because hey, who doesn't love A Christmas Story? Seriously, who doesn't love A Christmas Story? Tell me who, and I'll fucking kill them. Anyway, the second is Light Up The Christmas Tree, which while not exactly unique in its premise, is an extremely simple and yet somehow super fucking addictive gave. So hey, mid year here's a game similar to the Christmas Treet one, called Glow Path. Very similar to Christmas Tree, only instead of spinning the pieces, you slide them around like you would a child's puzzle. Enjoy!

And remember, 'tis the season to carry around some sort of carbide tipped glass breaker.