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Hunting For A Purpose I Can Get Behind. But Sport Is Not A Purpose.

Remember earlier this year, when there was a sanctioned hunt for a rhinoceros in Africa? Some big game hunter from Texas paid $350k for a hunting sanctioned permit to fly over to Africa and shoot an older rhino male that was wreaking havoc on his herd; he was past the breeding age so he couldn't propogate the species anymore, he was killing or injuring all of the other younger males along with any offspring they happened to produce, and wounding females in the process. The sanctuary that cared for the herd needed both the old bull removed, plus financial resources to support and protect the remaining members of the herd.

Now you'd think if some rich benefactor had such a problem with this -- yes Ricky Gervais, I'm looking at you -- they would step in, pay to have the cantankerous old bull airlifted to some zoo or sanctuary somewhere, then make a donation to see to the rest of the herd's welfare. But that never happens. It only seems the hunters are the ones willing to open up their pocket book. Everyone else is all talk and tweets. So in the instance of the rhino what the hunter did was -- whether we like it or not -- to the benefit of the herd and contributed to the longevity of the species. He culled the one animal that posed the greatest threat to the herd, plus the money he paid for the hunting permit was used to pay for all sorts of resources (jeeps, cameras, gps, veterinary care, etc) to protect the rest of the herd. I see absolutely NO PARALLELS between that rhino hunt and this recent lion hunt, and neither does the Dallas Safari Club, which is the group that organized the rhino hunt. Trusting his guides or not, this dentist is a cock.

The Royal National Lifeboat Institution is the largest charity that saves lives at sea around the coasts of the UK, Ireland, the Channel Islands and the Isle of Man as well as on some inland waterways. Considerable effort is put into training and education by the Institution, particularly for young people; more than 6,000 children a week are spoken to by education volunteers about sea and beach safety, and over 800 children a week receive training. The Institution has saved 140,000 lives since its foundation, at a cost of more than 600 lives lost in service. Coastal Spring bottled water, sold in the United Kingdom, helps to raise funds and create awareness for the RNLI.

While GoPro cameras are supposedly built to be durable for most sports, they are no match for an extremely shitty golfer's fairway shot with what looks like a low iron.

Au contraire, mon frere! Yes, I did indeed identify the location as the Prague Castle, the very first results in a reverse image search would yield you that info... but which guard shack is it? It's not the ones located at the main gate. Nor is it one of the two that secure the eastern entrance. Ya see where I'm trying to steer you towards? There are several more to choose from so... which entrance is it?

Having learned how make the croissants, Starbucks no longer needs the croissant-maker La Boulange. Instead the Seattle-based coffee retailer will close all 23 of its La Boulange bakery-cafes in the next three months, saying the stores "weren't sustainable for the company's long-term growth."The cafes, known for their French-inspired decor and menus, and the pink envelopes that now cup pastries sold at Starbucks stores, are favorite breakfast and lunch spots in the San Francisco Bay Area. Starbucks bought Bay Bread and the La Boulange brand in 2012 for $100 million.

I've done a little searching on the subject and everything I've turned up says the The Syracuse Lakefront community is closed down, so I doubt if you'll be able to find that door on Google Streetview. But hey, nto evcery challenge has to involve Google Maps in one form or another. For example, I want to see if anyone can identify that model rescue helicopter this is.

Actually, the author had me nodding my head in agreement with the byline: Arguments about legal rights are best conducted in court, not at roadside. BOOM. Anyway. Remember those Choose Your Own Adventure books from when you were a kid? You know, if you want to climb the staircase turn to page 17 or if you want to open the old wooden door turn to page 26, kind of shit? Well this game is like that, only with big tits. You're welcome.

If you were quick enough to scoop up that $50 Cabelas card for $40, that I mentioned last week, they just got a bunch of CCI .22LR in, and offer $5 shipping. Unless of course you live near a store, in which case to hell with you and your shipping avoiding ass.

According to Pinellas County municipal codes, it shall be unlawful for any person over the age of four years old to appear nude in any county-owned or managed land, including but not limited to, appearing nude to sunbathe, subject to the following exemptions: (1) In a restroom, locker or shower facility, provided that no person over the age of six shall occupy or enter any restroom, dressing room, bathhouse, or other structures which are reserved or designated by the department for the exclusive use of the opposite sex without adult supervision. (2) In a privately owned, fully-enclosed, temporary dwelling used for camping at camp sites. (3) When the conduct of being nude cannot constitutionally be prohibited by county ordinance because it is otherwise protected pursuant to the United States Constitution or the Florida Constitution under existing judicial decisions. (4) When a mother is breast-feeding her baby, and then only the extent reasonably necessary to allow breast-feeding.