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Ernie's House of Whoopass! July 2, 2015

July 2, 2015

Finally, Some Truth In Advertising.

Every year over a hundred Brown Bears descend on a mile long stretch of Brooks River to feast on the largest Sockeye Salmon run in the world. This is exclusive LIVE footage from Alaska's Brooks River in Katmai National Park.

The Palestine Police Department in Texas has released video taken by the officers' body cameras during the May 31 shooting of 47-year-old James D. Bushey of Elkhart. The video of each officers' camera shows Sgt. Gabriel Green and patrol officer Kaylynn Griffin went into the restroom and found Bushey hiding in a stall. Later in each of the videos, Bushey is escorted out of the restaurant where Green attempts to control Bushey. Griffin has her Taser gun ready to fire at Bushey when she sees a gun in his hand. You can view each of the officers bodycam footage here: Sgt. Gabriel Green and Ofc. Kaylynn Griffin. Let that serve as a gentle reminder that people are fucking crazy out there. So in case you missed it, the Taurus PT111 Millenium Pro G2 is back for $189, plus another $10 for shipping. That's a brand new 12 round 9mm CCW handgun for under $200 shipped to your FFL. Do it, do it.

Vintage clothing is a generic term for garments originating from a previous era. Typically in the United States, vintage clothing shops can be found clustered in college towns and artsy neighborhoods of cities. Sizing is a major factor - in most locations in the United States, the majority of the population would be unable to find vintage clothing that fits. In the United States, due to changes in clothing sizes, vintage sizes often are smaller than the corresponding contemporary size. For example a garment from the 1970s labeled as Medium (M) might be similar in size to a 2010s Extra Small (XS). As obesity was relatively uncommon prior to the 1980s, larger sizes are typically rare. Any chance you can find where to buy that t-shirt?

Good afternoon dude. The LA Weekly is a free publication in Los Angeles. This was a recent article put out on their website. I know you and your fans are big BTTF fans. Thought you and they would dig this. Go Padres! Eric R

Hey Ernie. I can't pass a "you won't get it challenge" up. I figure it's this package right here. keep 'em coming, always interesting. Ray

There are two types of people in this world, Eric. Those who love Back To The Future, and dickheads. Glad to see you're on our side. And if I'm not mistaken, I think all these blue pipes on the other side of the field are part of a playground? I sure would like to be a kid again... so where am I headed to if I wanted to get in a little time on the monkeybars?

Current UFC Bantamweight champion and all around uber-hottie Ronda Rousey? That bitch can hold a grudge, and I would NOT want to be on the receiving end of that shit.

Hi Ernie, I've been working in my own time on a little game to help support my friend's new album. It's a retro 8 bit platform game where you use the cursor keys to guide the hero through 11 levels. Each level features music from the album so it sounds great and I think it plays great too! Would be awesome if you could feature Flash Atkins Hero on your site for a few days and help support an up and coming band in the UK! Let me know what you think. Thanks, Paul

The game from "Look, I am not playing any games, Mister. Seriously, I'm not a big game player anymore, so I have no idea what game is playing on this portable television. Any idea? " is Skyrim. Gerald

Looks like the lady has herself one of The Elder Scrolls games, most likely Skyrim. I wonder if she likes Aela the Huntress from the game? Patrick

OKAY, HERE'S A MATH PROBLEM: A car travels northbound at a velocity of 55 miles per hour. At the same time and ten miles north of the car's starting point, a common sparrow flies south at 23.92 miles per hour (derived from 38.5 kph). How far will the sparrow travel before it meets the car?

Usually I hate to link The Blaze and their very clickbait'ey headlines but.... anti-police activists were set to burn the American flag at a New York City park Wednesday evening, but their plans seemingly changed when dozens of bikers and veterans came out to counter protest. While most urged for peace, several bikers threatened violence toward anyone who would burn the American flag. “We're here to fuck up tiny liberal punks.” TROLOLOLOLOL!