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Accept The Challenges So That You Can Feel The Exhilaration Of Victory. - George S. Patton

Boy, Burt Reynolds sure likes belt gaudy buckles. BTW, I am totally calling dibs on the sweet ass Bandit jacket on page 121.

Tis the season to head out to Home Depot and pick up some Christmas decorations, but please remember to be safety minded. Early Christmas tree lights used bulbs which became quite hot and could easily start fires, especially when the aluminized paper tinsel got near a hot Christmas tree bulb. Newer Christmas lights are cooler and pose less fire hazard. Recent tinsel is almost all made out of extruded polyvinyl chloride (PVC), a material is much less flammable than the aluminized paper. regardless take care never to place your Christmas decorations too close to any ignition sources, such as incandescent bulbs.

Here are the top 10 shooter games of 2015, presuming of course you don't count Ferguson.

Attention world travellers, I need to know where this Starbucks is. I suspect the biggest clue will lie in what's engraved into the monument (statue?), but can't quite make it out. I'm far from a grammar nazi, but it doesn't seem to be English?

Wow, dude. Well fucking played. And I can understand this girl not liking me, but she obviously likes Rocky and Scarface. Who are the other two? At first I thought Flags of our Fathers, but that ends in an -S.

I wonder if they'd let me order this shirt as, "You wouldn't understand, it's an ASSHOLE thing."

Behold the heartwarming story of Faith, Champ, Samson, Shadow, Clyde, and of course Rosie. First the rescue, followed by , and then the reunion.