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Indeed, That Is The perfect Gift. But I Wonder What $10.99 Gets Me?

The unique manufacturing method used to produce squared sign post permits tubular sections of different sizes to telescope into the next larger size making adjustment, reinforcement and splicing fast and easy. The tubing's square shape also provides superior wind load capabilities and torsional stability. The sign post system can benefit any size town, county, or state highway system department by saving time, money, and lives.



Since You've Probably Never Heard About Her, This Is Was Laylah Petersen.

A 5-year-old girl was fatally shot while sitting on her grandfather's lap when two people approached her Milwaukee home and opened fire, according to police, who sought help Friday in finding the suspects. Laylah Petersen was shot in the head when one of a dozen bullets that hit the home came through a wall about 6 p.m. Thursday. Laylah, who was sitting on a couch with her grandfather, died at a hospital. Investigators said there was no clear motive for the shooting and they needed the public's help to find those responsible for the shooting on the city's northwest side. Police said officers had no previous calls to the home, and they don't believe anyone living at the home was specifically targeted.



Is He Right Being Me? He Is, Isn't He. He's Right Behind Me? He's Right Behind Me.

As a kid, I was a dead fucking ringer for Adam Rich from Eight is Enough. So much so that people would stop my mother at the mall and ask if they could get an autograph from me. But then again, when you see a lot of people who look very much like celebrities and don't have equal destinies, you realize it's more about what's in the head than the way you look. Let's say it's mind over matter. And besides, looking like Abraham Lincoln in the 21st century might not be as cool as it used to be a long time ago.



Never Underestimate The Importance of Commas.

Okay, I have a rather difficult photo challenge for you today. The majority of the clues can be seen in this blowup. Looking at the bus advertising and subsequently searching for 680 AM radio stations, we have the following major cities to choose from: WRKO in Boston, WCBM in Baltimore, KNBR in San Francidsco, WPTF in Raleigh, WNZK in Detroit, WCNN in Atlanta, and WHBE in Louisville. based upon other factors in the photo, I'm going to draw the conclusion that we're dealing with either Baltimore or Atlanta. From that, I believe the 201 at the top of the bus is the local route numbers and therefore we can remove Baltimore from our pool of suspects since Baltimore's MTA route numbers only go up to 160 and Atlanta's MARTA numbers have a route 201 Six Flags Over Georgia. So, armed with that information, do you have the balls to show me where that photo was taken?



Accept The Challenges So That You Can Feel The Exhilaration Of Victory. - George S. Patton

Boy, Burt Reynolds sure likes belt gaudy buckles. BTW, I am totally calling dibs on the sweet ass Bandit jacket on page 121.



Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.



[Setting Off A Rig Of Explosives] Big Ass Titties!

The EnergyGuide provides consumers in the United States information about the energy consumption, efficiency, and operating costs of appliances and consumer products. Clothes washers, dishwashers, refrigerators, freezers, televisions, water heaters, window air conditioners, central air conditioners, furnaces, boilers, heat pumps, and pool heaters are all required to have EnergyGuide labels. The bright yellow label must show the model number, the size, key features, and display largely a graph showing the annual operating cost in range with similar models, and the estimated yearly energy cost.



We're Halfway Through Let's Bring Em Home 2014.

From California to Florida, this is Christmas season many military families will not forget. Surprise soldier homecomings can begin to look very similar but each one has its own story and emotion. one - two - three - four - and even if you're not a Blackhawks fan, five.



I Want An Official Red Ryder, Carbine Action, Two-hundred Shot Range Model Air Rifle!

Wow, there it is. The holy grail of Christmas gifts. The Red Ryder 200-shot range model air rifle. And there he is. Red Ryder himself. In his hand was the knurled stock of the most deadly looking a piece of weaponry as ever I had laid eyes on. For weeks, I had been scheming to get my mitts on one of these fearsome blue-steel beauties. My fevered brain seethed with the effort of trying to come up with the infinitely subtle devices necessary to implant the Red Ryder range model air rifle into my parents' subconscious.



How Is Releasing That Report -- With Full Names and Aliases -- Not Tantamount To Treason?

Cool shit in time for Christmas: fast and free shipping on orders of 5 shirts or more. Oh, did I mention the shirts are 50% off?



Great, Now Walmart Is Going To Smell Like Body Odor And Patchouli.

Fans, in the spirit of the holidays, we have a special treat for you this evening. As we continue our salute to those who serve, we ask that you draw your attention to this video.



Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.



Halfway Through December? No Please, Don't Get Up.

So far LBEH has 103 tickets completed with another 4 pending and 12 new apps that came in fresh yesterday. If you have not donated yet because for some reason you aren't in the Christmas spirit yet, let this serve as a warning to you.



That's Exactly How I Feel This Time Of The Year.

When it comes to flying with sex toys and other adult entertainment devices, the applicable TSA rules are no different that rules applied to other passenger items. While the TSA has no rules against flying with sex toys in general, there are some sex toys and sex toy accessories which may be restricted because of existing TSA rules on hazardous and prohibited items. There have been a number of cases where TSA representatives exposed passengers to unnecessary embarrassment because the passenger was traveling with a sex toy.



Jesus Fucking Christ, Do We Need Tort Reform In This Country, or What.

And from the Who-The-Fuck-Didn't-See-This-Coming department, the families of 9 of the 26 Sandy Hook victims are suing... you guess it, the gun store where Lansa's mother purchased the gun TWO FUCKING YEARS EARLIER, a distributing company called Camfour, and of course, Bushmaster themselves because made the fucking gun. In the lawsuit, the plaintiff's attorneys claim, "The AR-15 was specifically engineered for the United States military to meet the needs of changing warfare. In fact, one of the army's specifications for the AR-15 was that it has the capability to penetrate a steel helmet." For those of you non AR-15 savvy, this military weapon comparison is the equivilant to doing this.



Why Is Santa Always So Jolly? He Knows Who All The Naughty Girls Are.

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Ahh, It's Nice To See The Old Crew Getting Into The Christmas Spirit.

The Starship was a former United Airlines Boeing 720 passenger jet, bought by Bobby Sherman and his manager, Ward Sylvester, and leased to touring musical artists in the mid-1970s. The aircraft was the same type as used by commercial airlines, but its owners allowed it to be specifically modified to suit the whim of their clients. Sherman and Sylvester invested $200,000 to reduce its seating capacity to forty and to install into the main cabin a bar, seats and tables, revolving arm chairs, a 30-foot-long couch running along the right hand side of the plane opposite the bar, a television set and a video cassette player, complete with a well-stocked video library. English rock band Led Zeppelin used the aircraft for their 1973 and 1975 North American concert tours.



Insert Your Favorite Weekend Before Christmas Joke Here.



Great. Just What I Need, Another Anass Rhammaring.

Despite our growing kitchen savvy, many Americans still find French food too intimidating, too time-consuming, and too complicated. Richard Grausman, a well-known teacher of French cooking, has had a long-time mission to dispel this fear and make French cooking accessible and understandable to the American home cook. The result? At Home With The French Classics. This compendium of over 250 classic and traditional French dishes offers recipes that are not only approachable, but are also geared to the contemporary American lifestyle.



So Long Alek. Here's To A Cure For Celiac Disease.

Well, it looks like future Christmases will be just a little bit darker than that have been for the ten years...



Well, I suppose. This Being The Season For Good Will Towards Men, And All.

For some reason, I head a really hard fucking time finding the location of this photo. My initial searche on just the name brought me to this Streetview which looked oddly familiar; so I stepped back a bit and sure enough, it's the same Street View we found when looking for these guys in track suits. Again, when I searched for "Bistro u Rokytky" I'm always redirected to results for "Restaurace U Rokytky". Then I looked up reviews for the bistro, I'm led here and I can see the photo of the front matches up with the architecture -- new signage, but same square brown overhanging balcony and rectangular sewer drains. So I've got the right restaurant, and when I search for the address... FUCKING FINALLY.



Merry Christmas!



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