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Revenge Is An Act Of Passion; Vengeance Of Justice. Injuries Are Revenged; Crimes Are Avenged. - Samuel Johnson

The rioters of Ferguson are pleased to announce they have looted and burned the following businesses which were directly responsible for the death of Michael Brown: St.Louis Fish & Chicken Grill, Family Dollar, Dollar Tree, O'Reilly's Auto Parts, Beauty Mart, A.J. & R. Pawn Shop, Walgreens, FedEx, Cakes and More, JC Wireless, AT&T, STL Bread Company, Conoco, Auto Buy Credit, Phillips 66, McDonald's, Red's Barbecue, Taco Bell, CVS, Beauty Town, Little Caesar's, Ferguson Liquor, Public Storage, Sam's Meat Market, Medicine Shop, Commerce Bank, Auto Zone, Toys R Us, Amoco, Quiznos, Dellwood Market, Chop Suey restaurant, TitleMax, and Antonio French's Heal Stl Community Center.

Earlier this week the New York Times published a story that included the home address of Darren Wilson and his new bride. So turnabout being fair play, it's only fair if someone publish the home address of both resporters who contributed to that story. So you should know that Julie Bosman lives at 5620 North Wayve Avenue (APT 2) in Chicago and Campbell Robertson lives at 1113 North Dupree street in New Orleans. Like they say, what's good for the goose, is good for the dirtbag New York Times reporters.

But speaking of Ferguson, the lovely Chelsea Ferguson is a 24 year old social media stripper and ex-student who claims she's learned more from stripping than she did at university. Can you tell me what airline is she about to fly out on?

Nothing to see here, just photos of a great white shark stalking a surfer, move along people.

So I lied. So I can't tell time. So maybe some communist bastard's going to make an appointment pop you a new asshole in your forehead. You're Marines now. You improvise. You adapt. You overcome. Let's move. Four minutes! Clint's movie by the way, is not exactly based upon true events, but takes its name from the Battle of Heartbreak Widge, the story of which is told by Korean War veteran Paul Linerode.

These rock and roll posters: The Foo Fighters, Guns & Roses, and who else?

Wow, easy there, Rick. Sounds like you could use some cock and zombies.

Even though I think bump fire stocks are kind of a novelty item, I do think the ATF may side against them one day and since Bump Fire Systems is wholesaling theirs due to a legal battle, I finally broke down and picked up a one of their Bump Fire Systems Stock for $100 shipped after the coupon code"blk_friday_week" -- of course I got fucked for an extra $6 since the company is located in Florida and I had to pay sales tax. Truth be told, these bump fire stocks only supplement skill with technology -- here's a bump fire stock vs a standard semi-automatic in the very capable hands of professional shooter Jerry Miculek. And when I say professional shooter, I mean PROFESSIONAL SHOOTER: Jerry set a workd record when he fired 12 shots from a revolver in under 3 seconds. Now I just imagine being able to pay for the ammo it'll burn through.

It started with sealing an open bag of chips, and evolved into America's most popular brand for holding items tightly: the Chip Clip. But if you're clever, you can also reseal those pesky metalized food bags with this super secret technique. No clips, no tape, no stale chips.